#crazyteacher

[epatti-f]

In high school I had this ICT teacher who would say random things like how he would kill us all (as a joke) if we weren't behaving and we all found it really funny and would just laugh about it. So one day we were all going off and not listening so he starts ranting about how hes going to burn us all alive and the head teacher walks in and just sits down and starts listening to his rant laughing along to it with the rest of us. It takes the teacher 15 mins to realise that the head teacher is right there. Instead of stopping he just asks the head teacher how he would kill us all and we all start having a debate about the best way to commit mass murder.

[obsessionsofamanda-blog]

I found these animal fans @hobbylobby and I am way too excited 😆 • I hung them from the ceiling to mark the stations I have set up in my classroom this year! 📚 • I can’t wait to say “piggy tables” or “little lambs”..... maybe I am a #crazyteacher 😂 btw y’all should have seen me balancing on my three tier cart to hang these....👩‍🏫 • #classroomdecor #classroomsetup #classroomorganization #classroompinspirations #classroomideas #classroommakeover #classroomdecoration #classroomreveal #classsetup #scienceteacher #scienceteachersquad https://www.instagram.com/p/B0_Yx5HBIru/?igshid=1ufxvog0c5bjj

[zahariya]

Quand je croyais que j'avais le temps de mettre en scène des spectacles seule avec ma classe #crazyteacher #lovemystudents #timeisrelative #EnglishTeacher #MusicLover #Musical

[supernaturally-irrelevant]

In every science room at my school there’s a counter top type table in the front of the room. So yesterday when I walked into chemistry there was a bunch of stuff on the table and I was a little confused. I just thought maybe we were going to do a lab today. So class starts and he explains to us what he’s going to do. Basically he got onto the table in the front and laid on a bed of nails and then put another bed of nails on top of him and then put a cinderblock on top of that bed of nails and then had someone fuckING HIT THE CINDERBLOCK THAT WAS ON TOP OF HIM WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER. I just kept thinking ‘what if the guy missed the cinderblock or the cinderblock moved and he hit the bed of nails instead?’ My teacher would have died right in front of me. And what he did wasn’t even related to chemistry, it’s physics. He told us he just did it FOR FUN. And then he said he’d do it again, but there weren’t enough cinderblocks. THAT WAS HIS BIGGEST CONCERN. Most of the teachers that day just played with dry ice. We did that too but that doesn’t even begin to compare with the crazy stunt he pulled at the beginning of class. Shoutout to my Chem teacher for being a crazy piece of shit.

[stellabrittle]

Musings (here it comes again)

 I say to myself well done. Well done for catching a cold when you could have easily prevented it from happening. Well done. Well done for lying in the cold, all huddled up in front of the fire place. Well done for keeping your little feet cold. Well done for entering the deepest place of solidarity. Well done for accepting that you’re going down with the cold. Cos that’s what it is. You’re going down with the cold. As you type away, your inner conflict starts rumbling out. As if to say, “I’ve had enough!”. Before it turns July, before the start of spring starts knocking at your door, turn around and say, “well done”. 

Today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow awaits your little fragile soul, slowly burning away its load of ego. Slowly burning away... So tell yourself that you’ve done a good job for catching that horrible cold. For what reason is there to despair over life?

[secondhand-mongoose]

Language Arts and Masturbation (not as weird as it sounds)

So I was in writing and my classmate whom I sit next to. He found a poster that he had left in class so he grabbed it and brought it too his desk. The dude then started rolling it up under his desk. So I guess the teacher thought it looked like he was jacking off (she also hated this classmate of mine with a burning passion). So she stands up and yells," [Insert Classmate], is that..(10 second pause)...MASTURBATION?!?!?!?!" And the whole class could clearly see that he was just rolling his poster up so we laughed. But the teacher makes him stand up  and says," If the class thinks its so funny, then show us what you were doing." Of course the dude started unrolling and rerolling his poster and my language arts teacher just straight up fucking looses it yelling "DO NOT MOCK ME I AM GOD!!!!". Ok she didnt say that but she said "DON'T YOU DARE GIVE ME SASSSSSSS!" . But yeah, this was constantly spoken about at school afterwards.

[vega816-blog]

What we do in class #crazyteacher #spanishclass