[jackandniall-deactivated2021100]

here’s the link to donate to george floyd’s official memorial fund if you are able to contribute. if you can’t donate, please share. being black shouldn’t be a death sentence.

[epatti-f]

In high school I had this ICT teacher who would say random things like how he would kill us all (as a joke) if we weren't behaving and we all found it really funny and would just laugh about it. So one day we were all going off and not listening so he starts ranting about how hes going to burn us all alive and the head teacher walks in and just sits down and starts listening to his rant laughing along to it with the rest of us. It takes the teacher 15 mins to realise that the head teacher is right there. Instead of stopping he just asks the head teacher how he would kill us all and we all start having a debate about the best way to commit mass murder.

[epatti-f]

It annoys me how when people are shouting at you start to cry there like "why are you crying" and I'm like " because your shouting at me you dickhead"

[satanicblowjobs]

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

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I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.

[i-need-to-be-fixed]

[epatti-f]

Just because I look okay doesn’t mean I am

[sad-cold-bitch]

[epatti-f]

things teachers have said/done in high school

- “this is dumb you’re never going to need this” 

- sat on a wheelie bin wearing a cape while students push him around  “henceforth to narnia.”

- after falling down the stairs “well this is inconvenient”

- relax guys it just a wasp flies into his face runs away and knocks someone over

- supply : Where do i find (classroom) Me: walk down this corridor then make a left supply: thanks  walks in the completely opposite direction.

[epatti-f]

[epatti-f]

My favourite memory from hs

My favourite memory from high school is when this girl in my tutor group caught a bird in the field. Like an actual wild bird. She put it in her bag and took it home. Damn she was one weird chick

[calico-constellation]

Things I’ve heard in high school

- “Are you even working” “I’m tired and don’t understand anything and fuck this” “I mean mood but you still gotta do your work” - “The work is due today” “yeah yeah I’ll start tomorrow” - “suck my dick” “But you’re a girl, you don’t have one” “Suck my metaphorical dick” - “I have 99 problems- wait no that’s not right it’s closer to a million lmao” - “Screw this im going to work at fucking Walmart” - “I mean I wanna die but not by a school shooter” - “I am anxiety masquerading as a human” - “some days I just wanna yeet out the window” “The windows here aren’t even high enough to kill you” “Shush let me dream” - “you need to do your homework” “No” “What if you fail your exams huh” “Then I guess I’ll fail lmao I don’t care” - “fuck me gently with a chainsaw” “Stop saying that” “No heathers is the only thing that brings me joy stfu” - “sometimes I wanna die” Entire class: “same” - “are you okay?” “I have too much homework and I wanna die. So, you know, the usual.” - (during science experiment) “it says here to wear safety glasses but if I go blind I might get out of exams sooo” *the entire group takes off their safety glasses* - “when I die I want only despacito to play at my funeral” - “do you think I can get out of geography if I throw up” - “stop it I don’t wanna be a cat!!!” - “hey how sick do I have to look to get out of the oral presentation tomorrow” - “jingle bells, taking ls, hit me with a sleighhh” - “I wanna die” “No you don’t” “Um you don’t know me bitch stfu” - “maybe we’re all sims” “Oh yeah that would explain how stupid the world is” - *sung to the tune of mon beau drapeau (ontarian French pride song)* “Je te lève, mon test finiii, des élèveees, de notre école! J’ai rien compris, s’il vous plaît passé moiiii, pour que vous voyez bien, je suis stressée et stupideee” - *teacher leaves* “yo what’s number two I’ll pay you” - “look I just want to eat my goldfish okay I’m not doing anything wrong” - “the kid with a water bottle is always a target so I think I’ll stick to going thirsty “ - “I got a detention in my first week of school because I didn’t do my homework” - *in lockdown, code yellow* “I hope we get a shooter and he kills me first” “No I wanna be first you can be second” - *in the middle of silent study, the day before the test* “I think I am beginning to understand something.” “Mood.” “It’s literally the day before the test?” “It’s called silent study, stfu.” - “look I never said I’m not a bitch, we’re talkin bout u right now” - “there’s a difference between being a cunt and a bitch” - “I think I’m having an allergic reaction my skin is burning” “Go see the office!!!” “And miss out on homework?? No thanks” - “go to hell” “I’m already here” - “kill me” - “ok but I wanna die to so we gotta kill each other”

[epatti-f]