Happy February 4th freshly waxed moosers. You probably better know this day as the widely recognized Create a Vacuum day!
You are probably too busy building your vacuum’s now to even read this blog and so for many of you I am writing just for the hell of it. For those who are taking a break from your engineering, or still cranking the gears in your mind to get started, take a moment to read some helpful tips to get you going, or make life a little easier.
How will you suck: You have to start with the basics. A vacuum isn’t a vacuum unless it sucks. Otherwise its… a blower? But keep some of those ideas in mind for “Create a Blower Day”. So, how will your device suck. Will it be one big suck, or repetitive bursts of suckiness. This part will be up to you.
Portability: How the crap will you move your vacuum? Will it be stationary, or will it move on a roller, or maybe you created some sort of hovering apparatus?
Area of Effect: You need to figure out the range of your device. Is it going to be a 1 square foot that you have to move around, or did you maybe harness a black hole and your room/area and vacuum no longer exists?
Power: How powerful is your suction? If you did harness a black hole (aforementioned above), you might want to bring your power down. But if my friend Ted can suck up more with his suckhole, then you might want to consider increasing your suck power my friend
There are many other ways to go about creating your vacuum of the day, but keep in mind that today is a day for creativity. So what if you accidently murder Ted? Did you accidently bring about the Apocalypse? Who cares? Nobody even noticed when your entire block went up in flames, we have more important things to worry about.
Overall, good luck and godspeed on your endeavours! I’ll catch you later on the next major Holiday!
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