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[viktoriya-dragov]

all the texts for cress :)

send ✆ for a morning text

text: GOOD MORNING.  Sorry, caps lock had a mind of its own.  I know it’s only seven am, but I haven’t slept yet and I’m starving and I want breakfast, so you should come with me okay thank you.  :)

send ♔ for an angry text

text: PATCHES PEED ON MY JIMMY CHOOS, CRESS.  MY JIMMY FREAKING CHOOS.  I’M SO MAD BUT I’M ONLY MAD BC I CAN’T BE MAD AT THAT ADORABLE FACE WTF IS THAT.

send♠  for a drunk text

text: i think i just tasted the rainbow and the rainbow tastes so good

send ☏  for a vague text

text: bracelets or necklaces?

send ⁇ for a worried text

text: hey, just wanted to check up and ask how Chloe is doing.  i hope they’re figuring out what’s wrong with her and that whatever it is isn’t too serious.  i’m keeping her in my thoughts, okay?  and i have a treat for her when– not if– you bring her home.  

send ♣ for a text not meant for you

text: you burned my freaking stove again.  i’m going to kill you.text: oops wrong number.

send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

text: this is all your fault, you know?  i knew there was a reason i didn’t want to get attached to a freaking cat.  ‘cause just like people, they don’t last forever, so thanks for that.  really.

send✺  for a saucy text

text: i need you to pick me up some ragu for the lasagna.

send √ for a long-winded confession text

text: this probably won’t come as much of a shocker because i’m sure it’s obvious that despite owning a successful business, i’m not the most responsible person in the world.  i drink too much, i don’t sleep nearly as often as i should, i’m usually pretty terrible at remembering important dates unless i set a reminder on my phone or write it down somewhere and even then i forget sometimes. life is one big party for me a good majority of the time.  not to say i don’t have a good head on my shoulders because i do for the most part, but anyway, my point is that i lost patches.  he’s been gone for a few hours now and i can’t find him anywhere and i feel terrible.  taking on that responsibility was a bad idea.  

send ☠ for a misguided advice text

text: cover the hole with a poster.  your landlord will never notice.

send ☢ for a desperate text

text: cress, please please please please take patches for the next few hours.  he won’t quit jumping on me and clawing at me and as much as i love the little guy, i just want to get a nap in before i go into the club so pretty please be the angel you are and do this for me.  

send ☼ for a congratulatory text

text: congrats on passing your exam!  i hope you know we’re going out to celebrate the viktoriya dragov way.  no arguing.  

[dammitwells]

✘ for cecily maybe ???

[text] when i’m about to take a showe and i feel like peeing, i just pee when i go in the shower. come on, it’s eco-friendly. gisele bundchen does that.[text] PLS IGNORE THAT TEXT AND KILL ME.

[viktoriya-dragov]

platonic vik and cress i guess?? ((whooH THAT RHYMED))

Who would throw the other in the pool: Viktoriya. But she would feel really bad about it afterward because Cress is kind of an angel.

Who is the better carer when the other is sick: Cress. She just seems like the type to take care of people and though Vik would try to care for her when she’s sick, Cress would be better at it.

Who would force the other to do extreme sports with them: Viktoriya. As much as she hates anything with the word ‘sport’ in it, she’d try to make Cress hang-glide with her or something.

Who would cook the better romantic dinner: They wouldn’t be cooking each other a romantic dinner. Vik would just order them some take out and get Cress to drink some wine with her.

Who would build the blanket fort in the living room: Cress, undoubtedly. She’d probably take her time, whereas Vik would just throw it together quickly.

Who would have the best holiday ideas: Cress, probably. Vik doesn’t spend holidays with her family and usually just drinks wine and eats take-out.

Who would need to clean out the other’s stuff to make room for their own: Cress. Viktoriya really needs to get on the whole giving away stuff to charity thing. It would help the homeless.

[adamcobalt-blog]

DAD/CES

Who would throw the other in the pool: They are honestly way too chill to even do that like THAT IS FOR CHILDREN?????

Who is the better carer when the other is sick: This is very funny

Who would force the other to do extreme sports with them: Cecily. ADAM WILL NOT DO EXTREME SPORTS

Who would cook the better romantic dinner: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Who would build the blanket fort in the living room: THIS IS FOR CHILDREN?????

Who would have the best holiday ideas: They’d probably both be so bad at it and want to make people’s lives a living hell for even enjoying the day.

Who would need to clean out the other’s stuff to make room for their own: Adam will always clean up for his tiny children.

[adamcobalt-blog]

ADORA

Who would throw the other in the pool: Nora. Adam would just be a poor unsuspecting victim and she’d probably laugh hysterically about it, but then he’ll just trip her into the pool anyway.

Who is the better carer when the other is sick: Nora. Adam is actually the worst at comforting people (I mean, look at him with that car accident bruh). Nora is more caring cos like look at her with Sadie tho pls.

Who would force the other to do extreme sports with them: Nora. Adam is not down to do extreme sports. He doesn’t wanna lose another leg okay.

Who would cook the better romantic dinner: AHA SOMETHING ADAM CAN DO. He can cook a mean microwavable take out meal :)))))))

Who would build the blanket fort in the living room: Nora. Adam’s way too tall to succeed at something like that.

Who would have the best holiday ideas: Nora. Adam hates holidays so he wouldn’t even try.

Who would need to clean out the other’s stuff to make room for their own: Adam. He’s way too organized for his own good and I’m sure Nora ain’t into the “Cleanliness is next to Godliness” bs. Neither is he BUT STILL

[adamcobalt-blog]

OKAY NOW DO THE REST OF THEM FOR NORA

Send ✉ for a 2 AM text

[text] My patient tried to have her wicked way with me. I might need to stop being attractive.

Send ☠ for a threatening message

[text] I will stop talking to you if you keep giving me false diagnoses on Sadie.

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

[text] You have nice bangs.

[jennarbrooks-blog]

✉ ❤

Send ✉ for a 2 AM text

[text] You ever actually eat a croissant?

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

[text] You’re a sexy little croissant. My sexy little croissant. Blonde sexy little croissant.

[adamcobalt-blog]

✘ ♣ (nora)

Send ✘ for an unsent text

[text] Can I tell you something?

Send ♣ for a drunk message

[text] ARE YU TRYING TO STEAL MY DOG???? SADIE IS TOO PRECIOUS TOO PERFECT FOR THIS WORLD. SO ARE YOU THOUGH. YOU HAVE NICE BANGS HI