stressed out

jenna brooks 20. COLLEGE STUDENT. wish we could turn back time, to the good ol’ days, when our momma sang us to sleep but now we’re s t r e s s e d o u t

[garrettalves]

You were really watching it wrong then. Because it was really fucking bad.

[jennarbrooks-blog]

Maybe I was. Who knows? I’m too much of a boss ass bitch to really look at horror movies.

[tatexgrayson]

          “I swear I was listening. I just tend to be a little absent-minded when it comes to pop culture.”

[jennarbrooks-blog]

“I was talking about Edgar Allen Poe though.”

[asamimehra]

“Idiots.”

[jennarbrooks-blog]

“How do you say it again? I need to know for reasons unknown.”

[petracaligaris]

“Unsure whether to feel comforted or slightly worried that Darlington has literally not changed in 7 years.”

“It seems very Stephen King-esque.”

[jennarbrooks-blog]

“They like to keep things interesting by not changing one damn thing about it. Cool, right?”

[garrettalves]

Freddy vs. Jason is a really fucking stupid movie that ruins two other great movies. Why couldn’t they just do something, I don’t know, better?

[jennarbrooks-blog]

I didn’t think it was as bad as it could have been.

[tatexgrayson]

           “I’m not quite sure I follow your train of thought…”

[tatexgrayson]

[jennarbrooks-blog]

“I get that way too often so it’s fine.”

[asamimehra]

“Some women came into the cafe today and asked why I’m not married yet. Mentioned something about how my people are into arranged marriages, and love to marry us girls off young. — इडियट्स”

[asamimehra]

[jennarbrooks-blog]

“What is that awesome word you just said?”

[sclflcss]

“I can’t believe Louis is going to be a father and it’s not with my child. I thought we had something special, Louis!”

[jennarbrooks-blog]

“Louis?”

[suedarling-blog1]

“I’m fine … honestly. You don’t have to worry about me. Just …. just keeping doing what you’re doing.”

[jennarbrooks-blog]

“Are you sure?”

[breathtakingqueens]

[jennarbrooks-blog]

Hamlet: Get me a vodka rocks.

Horatio: Hamlet, it's breakfast.

Hamlet: And a piece of toast.

[xerxeskane]

I don’t know what you’re talking about. You do know me well so you should know I’m innocent, I’d never trick you. Everyone loves me when I make them something.

[jennarbrooks-blog]

Sure you don’t. You’re a lying liar who lies. You would very much trick me. And you are very much not innocent. Lies. I love you other times as well.

[kennabuchananxo]

“–What are you on?”

[jennarbrooks-blog]

“Alcoholic beverages.”

[xerxeskane]

Alright, I’ll slow down with the compliments jaan. I’m not that mean, to trick you when I just got home. You know I’ll always come up with something you’ll love, especially on your birthday.

[jennarbrooks-blog]

You did it again. Stop it. I don’t know, you can be if you wanted to be. I know you far too well, mate. This is why I love you. 

[itxjason]

“Really? Because you’re acting drunk right now. And I’m not making out with anyone so clearly I’m not drunk at all. But seriously, do you need me to call you anyone to come and get  you?”

[jennarbrooks-blog]

“I don’t know. I have few friends.”

[xerxeskane]

Yes, but you’re not weird with my compliments. My compliments are special and mean more than other compliments. Is that even a question? I figured since I missed two years, I’ll do something extra special for you.

[jennarbrooks-blog]

Your compliments are special and mean more which is why they make me feel weird. Yes, it is a question. You could have been wanting to prank me and not make anything. But now I’m excited.

[leoniorwerth-blog]

“I don’t think so - m’pretty sure you’re fucked.” 

“You’re not gonna be sick, are you?” 

[jennarbrooks-blog]

“I’m not drunk! You’re drunk!”