#crew inquiries

[captainjamesnorrington]

Hello there. I am James Norrington. This is my blog. I use He/Him pronouns but I could care less really. I am an adult so keep that in mind. That's all you're getting from me.

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#Crew Inquiries - Your asks and requests answered by me.

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[lyfrasilly-edda]

here, have a suggestion box for the ship! for all of your crewmates and your own (terrible) ideas!!

Oh, thank you? Guess I’ll add something to this. Hm. The ability to shut the vents going to Raphaella’s lab so the entire ship won’t get flooded with toxic gas - or spiders -whenever she breaks something. - L

More books. And less fire. - IA

More books. To set on fire. - AO

We’ve been needing to get the speaker system fully set up again so Aurora can talk in all the rooms, so probably that? Though Nastya is already doing that. Hm. Maybe a lock on the bedroom doors, then. -DBB

I’m the person who implements the suggestions. My suggestion is to get rid of the suggestion box so I won’t have to implement them. - NR

Walls that deflect bullets, so I can shoot a wall and have the bullet ricochet off of it and hit people in the head. - GPT

I Would Like A Horse! And Perhaps A Stable To Put The Horse! And Teeth! To Feed The Horse! - TS

Fer people to start calling me the fuckin captain. - JDV

Make the vents bigger and easier to crawl through. Ooh, and get a new waffle maker. Jonny shoved Tim’s face into the last one and broke it, and now I can’t make waffles :( - MVR

An MRI scanner! For science! - Raph

[lyfrasilly-edda]

To the rest of the crew, opinions on drugged Lyf?

‘S fucking hilarious. - JDV

Would be hilarious, if not for the fact that they’re still all eldritch-y and weird because of the Bifrost. So we just kind of have a 7 feet tall, rainbowed, reality breaking eldritch being wandering around and babbling about horses. Funny when you say it out loud, but… mildly intimidating to witness. - DBB

They Really Do Not Like Horses! It’s Very Sad :( - TS

Horses on Yggdrasil were different than the horses we typically think of. I think they might be forgetting they aren’t on Midgard anymore. - IA

Getting fun data, at the very least. They’re probably going to kill me when they sober up though. I think there was a factor I forgot to calculate when I gave them the dosage. - Raph

Tried to play cards with them, cuz’ they didn’t want to stay stuck in their room for any longer. Was quite the game. They now owe me those hallucinogenic bifrost crystals. - AI

We have not been seeing too much of them. Or Marius. They are technically on bed rest, and since Marius won’t leave them alone for a second, we only see them when they get confused manage to wander out into the rest of the ship. - NR

Eh, checked in with them and Marius a few times. They’re not in pain anymore, but they keep maniacally giggling and poking at things. Jonny suggested we shoot them in the head and let them regenerate to get the painkillers out of their system, but that was quickly vetoed. Not sure how they’re healing got affected by the Bifrost, and everything. So we just get to wait. - GPT

[lyfrasilly-edda]

While lyf's unconscious, rest of crew: most annoying things about them? I'm sure Marius won't shoot you much :)

…Risky. Hm. They portal around too much, and it scares the everloving shit out of everyone. - NR

They Don’t Like Uniforms :( - TS

The portal thing. And they keep drinking all of the chamomile tea on the ship, though I haven’t told them we’re running out yet. - DBB

They refuse to help me with any cult activities. Say it’s too creepy or something. - AO

Threw my fucking harmonica into the Bifrost cuz’ they didn’t like the fucking sound. Which is the entire point. Also them and Marius are so sappy it makes me sick. - JDV

Turned my half my fucking gun collection into those weird flesh creatures once. Almost killed them for that. - GPT

They keep sneaking coffee into the archives. I don’t know how they’re doing it, but there’s a 67.3% chance they have a stash in the Bifrost somehow. - IA

Refuses to summon those weird hallucinogenic crystals from the Bifrost. Not for recreational use or for science. - Raph

[lyfrasilly-edda]

What’s that noise? Is that… screaming? - GPT

Huh. You’re right. Weird. - DBB

Nastya? - A

Hm? - NR

I’ve detected something in the vents. I don’t have any cameras there, but something big is stuck. It’s in the middle of one of the spiders’ passages. - A

…Aurora, do you know where Lyf and Marius are?- AO

Last I checked, they were in their room. They aren’t in there now. - A

…Well, shit. - GPT