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stuff i had in the drafts for a while [do not repost{:

someone in the comments said it looked like he had an anime blush filter or something, so i made rhis thing

i didnt want to turn this into an 049 blog but here we are (jkjk i’ll draw different skips) (hes kind of fun to draw ngl)

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Fanfic Generator 3: Imas Return

[Commentary by the Author: Serenity Raven]

This is a story about how Nicloleye,Josie and Carls all first met. It takes place in Arclain Highschool before all the events, incidents and happenings happened..(A/N - In case anyone is worried, no one gets hurt in this story, so its safe to read) In this story Ima is a jock, Nicloleye is a dork and  Carls is the school pet.

[Serenity Raven] Off to a nice start.

We join our bros as they first check their school timetables. "Who are you guys anyway?" "Yo yo yo I am Ebolia" said Ebolia, pretending to be cool. "Yo yo yo I am Miya" said Miya, who was actually really cool! "Our next class is next" said Josie. "I noticed. We should go together." said Ima. So they did.

[Serenity Raven] Um...Ebola in the school?

When they got to class they went in and went to their chairs. The chairs were hard and made from wood. Probably hard wood. They sat down on their chairs (different ones). At that moment Nicloleye came into the class room. "omg! look its Nicloleye " said Josie. [Serenity Raven] Josie is an average teen.

"Welcome class" said the teacher.The teacher was sexy, btw. All the teachers were sexy. "Your first class, ever, is information technology. So open your books to page 86 and start learning." Ima started learning intensely. Her mind was filled with Information Technology. Ebolia was actually trying to learn stuff, but failing because they sucked hard. Nicloleye looked like they were studying, but Ima knew they was clearly just faking it. Probably cheating. Yes, his was cheating at learning. [Serenity Raven] Sexy Teachers...?

"Stop cheating!" said Ima "Screw you!" said Nicloleye Teacher turned around sexily. "Who said that?" "Ima and Nicloleye did!" said Ebolia, who was keen to grass people up. Because Ebolia sucks. "This is my final warning you two!" said Teacher. Ima went back to her design and technology book to continue learning. [Serenity Raven] Okay, this is going to the cringe bad.

Meanwhile, Imas mind was wondered back to the past. It was Nicloleyes housewarming party, which everyone was invited too. The party was awesome as always, because Josie was hosting it. Ima was pretty drunk that day. If Ima was honest, She couldn't remember much that happened. Only something about a gameboy,a rabbi and a traffic cone. There was one thing that stuck in Her mind though. Something She would never forget. Nicloleye. Nicloleye was wearing a Ima mask that night Everyone had come as something or someone else. AXEL WAS DRESSed as JOSIE. JOSIE WAS DRESSed as MIYA. MIYA WAS DRESSed as Ima. Ima was dressed as Nicloleye. And Nicloleye was dressed as a tv. Ima was instantly attracted to Nicloleye in Him costume. The way He moved. The way He talked.The way He flicked His hair. Nicloleye was doing a Karaoke number. It was "the time of my life". And He was awesome. He sung like a true seductor.The audience was miasmarised by Nicloleye. Underwear was chucked at Nicloleye. Ima was soooo turned on. (and She didn't need that underwear anyway) Ima got up and sang too. When Nicloleye was singing the time of my life it was like the words spoke to Her. Nicloleye seemed to be addressing each word of the song just to Her. The room faded away and it was just the two of them. No one else in the world. They gazed into eachother eyes as Nicloleye spoke the last lyric. Then silence. Suddenly, Ima was woken out of the flashback by the present --- --- The next time they saw eachother Nicloleye winked at Ima, remembering what happened at the party.Ima blushed. Some of the others giggled. Did they know? Ima didn't care. ---- --- Ima had some time before he had to do anything, so She decided to have another flashback. It was just after the Karaoke. They had stepped of the stage to loud applause and were now looking at eachother. "Hi" Ima said, meekly. "Hay" Nicloleye said, also meekly. Their confidence from moments ago had evaporated like alcohol. "Do you want too..." "maybe.." "ok then." So they walked to the cloakroom. It wasn't long before their lips were together. Ima couldn't remember who made the first move. She did remember the taste though. The taste of Nicloleye. Nicloleye tasted like gala apple on a spring noon. Refreshing and salty but also a bit sour. What had they been eating? Ima tried to work out it. It took much tung work. After a few minutes mouth to mouth pot holing, Nicloleye guessed what Ima was doing. "I had raspberry for lunch." "oh" "you dont have to stop though" "oh. Good!" Ima said, with great relief. They finally drew away after what seemed a whole millennium but was only mere minutes. The taste of Nicloleye's lips (and other things) still lingered in Ima's mouth as they finally looked upon each other with new eyes. Relieved sighs came from both of them as both embraced, Nicloleye snuggling against Ima's neck as he snuggled upto Nicloleye's torso. [Serenity Raven] The same dialogue as another story it wrote.

Nicloleye went further by clutching Ima with his fingers, pulling at the fabric of Her slacks to feel what was underneath. The telltale shape in Her leggings stood out between them, especially with the weight it had against Ima's thigh. Nicloleye moved over Ima's body like a serpent and lovenly nuzzled at a peaked abbs. Ima liked this a lot and started making a lot of noise. Nicloleye joined in. "Owwww...Ahhh...MAHAhhhEEkkk...aakk" It got pretty noisy from that point on. Both of them had a lot of fun and made a lot of noise!. Ima sounded like Cart ! Nicloleye sounded like a heard of Batss on drugs. They had a lot of..."fun". "My groinal area are hurting...can we stop? 12 times is enough surely?" Nicloleye said, pleading. "No...MORE MORE MORE" said Ima, with apparently an insatiable apatite Nicloleye finally slapped Ima to get Her to stop. "Sorry about that, I got a little carried away" said Ima. "Thats ok I.....enjoyed it." said Nicloleye blushing in the way they always did. "Tomorrow?" "Yes" said Nicloleye. "I'll bring some of my toys next time for us to play with" said Ima. And with that they left the cloakroom and returned to the party. The months that followed were fun but eventually they broke up and became enemies. [Serenity Raven] W....what? Why?

Ima was distracted by other thoughts though. Specifically about why she hanged out with Ebolia.Ebolia was kinda hot. If you were into ugly people. But Ebolia was well known to be the most stupid person in Arclain school. In fact, Ebolia was the most stupid character in the whole franchise. Always getting too much time. Taking time away from the cool characters like Miya. Everyone agreed with this except stupid people. Stupid like Ebolia. Ebolia really sucks. Why did they write a character like that? It makes no sense. Ebolia ruins everything. Like the time they did that thing with the thing that messed everything up. It was just badly written because it didnt go like I thought it should. And it was Ebolias fault. I mean, other characters are stupid at times, but not to the degree Ebolia is. Ebolia fangirls are freaking nuts. God they make me so angry. They waste everyones time. Like Ebolia. ARG. Ebolia freaking sucks. They should just scrap Ebolia and have another Miya instead. That would be PROPER writing. Not those hacks. If you agree just sign my change.org petition: "Kill Ebolia and have replace with Miya. ".

[Serenity Raven] Is this a "Kill Ebola" thing? Ill tag it.

Thank you,

Confused Potato.