crispy ★ I AM ENGINEARING MY LIMIT

ᯓ★ crispy/conan mainly scp fanart rb heavy they/them — i block freely i am an adult no reposting, reblogs are fine asks open artfight: crypticrisps hxh sideblog: @chimeracrisps strawpage: crypticrisps.straw.page ᯓ★

[crypticrisps]

helloooo

// you can call me crispy or conan. i mainly use this blog for reblogging, as well as posting art.

// if you are a hxh fan by any chance, then i suggest following me here : @chimeracrisps .

// i am an adult. i go by they/them.

about me + tag directory + “before you follow” info below:

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// my main interests include: the scp foundation, hunter x hunter, monster (2004 anime), neon genesis evangelion, art, maths, physics, and crafts...

(i rarely interact with tf2 but this fits here trust)

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// tag directory:

#my art : general tag for my art

#crypticrisps — scp fanart : scp fanart

#monster fanart : fanart of urasawa's monster

#scp rb tag : reblogs from the scp fandom / not my work

#crisps.ocs : my ocs

crisps.txt : miscellaneous (my stuff, mostly textposts)

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// byf:

i often go on hiatuses for personal reasons or purely because of fatigue, but i do return.

limited dming; i will most likely continue convos if i’ve known you for a while.

if i sound or act cold while texting, please let me know. please let me know if you need clarification as well.

i often forget/drop wips, so don’t get your hopes up.

i may reblog or talk about things other than fandom/art, but please keep in mind that this is a fandom and art account, and it will be used mainly for such purposes.

however, i am also fandom critical. this means that i will not be giving out any unwavering support or endorsement to anybody, nor do i encourage it. i may occasionally reblog posts addressing issues within fandom.

i will block you if you are an absolute detriment to my psyche, or otherwise…(i block freely).

i may often reblog or post some disturbing content, mainly violent art or topics pertaining abuse.

do not interact with my posts in a sexual or suggestive manner.

if i tag a post with the ship name (especially for my own posts), then it is (romantic) ship art. if i don't, then it is not.

[crypticrisps]

ijbol

[sprimes]

Storm Incoming

[crypticrisps]

this dude has a massive crush on me that’s crazy but he doesnt know im a transmascsomething happy pride month be who you arrreeee😂😂unfortunately i can’t 😍😍😍#closeted

[crypticrisps]

id never see😂 that 😂girl😂 again he did it as a gag 😂i’ll pine away forevermore for 😍crispy in drag😍

[crypticrisps]

so fun beginning pride month with the most gender dysphoria inducing activities😍

[strixiepoo]

He is my muse.

[crypticrisps]

love is😂natural and real😂but not for such as you and i 😂

[crypticrisps]

can i get a pride month when i can finally beeee who i aaaammm😍😍😍

[dailymanners]

Do not ever be rude or condescending to someone who asks "obvious" questions, no matter how obvious or silly you think the question is.

For one, in some cultures asking an obvious question is just a polite way of acknowledging the situation. So for example, if you just put your jacket on and start clocking out, a co-worker asking "oh, you done for the day and heading out now?" doesn't deserve you sneering at them like an idiot, scoffing, and saying "uh duh, just like I do every day at this time" when it's likely they knew the answer, but were just asking as a polite way of acknowledging the situation.

But even if they were genuinely unsure that you're leaving even though it seems obvious to you from context clues, so what? What does being rude and condescending to them achieve? Maybe they couldn't sleep last night so they're really out of it today, maybe they're dissociating, maybe they're about to pass out from low blood sugar, maybe some other employees sometimes put on their jacket and only clock out briefly but come back.

There's all sorts of reasons they could be confused about whether or not you're leaving, but intentionally making them feel bad achieves nothing except, well, making them feel bad. Either way, they're not hurting you or anyone by asking a "stupid" question, so there's no point in being rude about it. If you still want to make them feel bad about themselves for looking "stupid" when they weren't hurting anyone, that is the mindset of bullies and abusers.

[dailymanners]

Thank you everyone who is pointing out in the notes that this is usually an attempt to connect with someone and/or strike up a conversation. Because honestly in my experience 9 times out of 10 when someone asks an "obvious" question that's what they're trying to do. If someone walks into the kitchen and asks "oh are you cooking?" while you're standing over the stove holding a spatula, they probably already know the answer, but they're just trying to start a conversation with you and connect to you.

All the more reason it's sad and hurtful when these attempts are met with sneering and being treated like an idiot.

[sarcasticmothwrites]

There are no stupid questions, only assholes providing snarky non-answers. Because aside from the bid for connection or genuine confusion, sometimes there are REASONS why you might get an obvious question.

“Oh, are you cooking?” asks person who thought you were going out tonight.

“Are you leaving?” asks time-blind person who’s surprised it’s 5:00.

“Are you going to lunch?” asks person who remembers there’s a meeting in 30 minutes.

This is where I make my occasional reminder that Emily Post said the reason for manners is to make others comfortable and foster kind, thoughtful human interactions.

[the-haiku-bot]

“Oh, are you cooking?”

asks person who thought you were

going out tonight.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[crypticrisps]

i kinda like CAD work i am ngl. at least i am not inhaling lead laced (hyperbolic!!!!!!!!!mostly!!!!!1 no crispies harmed as of writing this) fumes this time.

[crypticrisps]

switching between my drawing device and onto my computer for a break to log onto tumblr with the intent to look for stamps and then open a different tab of a map of the philippines 1896 and then a wikipedia page on the same topic and then back onto tumblr to write this post and then back to looking for stamps and back to drawing again maybe a bit of review or twt and uhhh hashtag shit attention span hashtag brainfried via overexposure to shortform content

[bsaka7]

excerpts from erin in the morning's article on the ioc's ban on transgender women and sex testing policy

[headspace-hotel]

The fact that they're not testing men says it all.

Wikipedia articles for the two athletes mentioned who committed and attempted suicide. Horrible.

[oceangraveyard]

stamps of misery and despair. no credit needed

[chilewithcarnage]

sorry but how is the notion that 'being vocally against paraphilic kinks is transphobic' not in itself transphobic

[chilewithcarnage]

'right wingers think LGBT people especially trans women and gay men are pedophiles so we should actually lean into that more cause they're gonna think we're freaks regardless' - genius minds of tumblr

[chilewithcarnage]

'cishet culture is built off of pseudo pedophilia and incest as we can see how common and popular school girl lingerie/barely legal/step family porn among other shit like purity rings and adjacent cultural practices and boy moms and emotional incest is, we should be allowed to do that too. and it's better because we're doing it in a gay way' 🤓

[crypticrisps]

i always think my problems aren’t that serious but i would never even think the same for someone else going through the same stuff…

[byjove]

It would be kind of fun to have a medical dramamedy show where people (patients and people in the medical field) could submit their craziest experiences with the medical system and those plotlines and patient stories could be dramatized and woven into a cohesive narrative with any additional profits from the show going to pay off medical debt.

[byjove]

Plotline A: Patient is suffering from a near fatal case of hypothermia after passing out in the snow drunk and laying there all night until his 13 year old nephew discovered him in the morning, said 13 year old managed to transport his druncle to the hospital on a snowmobile but the rest of the family cannot make it there due to road conditions.

Plotline B: A live rat fell through the ceiling halfway through an emergency appendectomy, causing the surgeon to startle and rupture the patient’s appendix. Infectious disease is very interested in the situation due to the risk of zoonotic infection. The hospital’s legal department is also very interested in the situation.

[foxglovedforest]

Hey OP what happened to you

[byjove]

I’ve been chronically ill since the age of 14 and I enjoy eavesdropping