#crispy cole

[sanctimoniousplatitudes]

Me watching Cole die the most pathetic death ever:

[daeneryxx]

people grieving crispy coleslaw are so funny to me like wtf are you even grieving mates LMAO

thank you for your service black aly

[0nlybitt3r4may]

why did they dub crispy cole the 'kingmaker' ITS TOO TUFF FOR HIM STOP I HATE HIM 💔

[magicwishingstick]

Criston Cole: A character that women hate but men understand

A character who asked a princess (heir to the throne) to give up her titles and her family to go live with him (in poverty). He gets rejected (Shocking) and he's so butthurt he actively supports and joins the people who want her dead.

B-But "he's someone who loved and threw away his honour because he got used". What honour? This man threw insults at the woman he supposedly loved and he is part of a war thats actively trying to kill her.

Not only was he dumb enough to believe that a princess would leave everything for whatever he had going on, he fell for it for the second time with Alicent and died with her favour in his hand all while she hasnt thought about him for a second.

If you think it's okay to cause harm or switch up on someone who rejected you, just because they rejected you 1. you have a problem and you should probably seek help 2. you proved the person they were correct for rejecting you 3. did you really love the person.

No means no. If you get rejected move on with your life and dont be like crispy cole over here!

RIP Christon Cole, i don't think you'd like the songs we could write about you.

the quotes are from an actuall "conversation" on a live stream on tiktok that inspired me and disturbed me enough to make this post

[jelloholic]

Team green characters at the beach

Alicent:

Wearing a beach robe while judging other women for their immodesty

Made sure everyone had everything they needed, all fav snacks, drinks, and sand toys packed

Otto:

Reads in the shade and enjoys the breeze

Indulges the young ones and Halaena in their conversation of choice

Criston:

Barbecued super well, the hotdogs were so good Jaehaerys asked to have some everyday for the next week

Acting like a simp towards Alicent, bc she's slaying in her swimsuit, much to everyone's annoyance and/or amusement

Gwayne:

Reminding his nephews and his niece to reapply sunscreen regularly, bc he knows Targs burn easily in the sun (reapplied it himself on the twins)

Went to get everyone some milkashes and smoothies at a boardwalk cafe bc he wanted some, and no one else would get up to do it

Aegon:

Flirting with the beach babes

Went to every tourist trap and found a gag gift for each person (he insists it's for a joke, but he wanted to give them lil gifts)

Halaena:

Walked along the beach to spot bugs in the sand

Taking lots of pictures of everyone and everything to remember the day fondly

Aemond:

Wears a baseball cap, stays in the shade and keeps reapplying sunscreen on his face to avoid getting a sunburn in the shape of his eyepatch

Fav beach snacks are Alicent's homemade sandwiches paired with sweet fruit juice

Daeron:

Spending a good chunk of the day in the water with his sister and her children, helping her teach them how to swim

Joined Gwayne on his errand run to take a break from the fam for a bit

Jaehaera:

Stayed by her momma on her walks and collected sea glass, shells, and pretty rocks

Rambled on about what shapes she thinks the clouds are to Otto

Jaehaerys:

He's that kid that digs a huge hole in the sand and shows it off to his family

Joined other kids at the beach in a game of tag and got whiny when he was 'it'

(Requested by @mrs-starkgaryen )

[cinemascientist]

Re: Christmas Cole

I'm sick of waiting

[vices-aand-virtues]

House of the Dragon + Reductress Headlines (20/?)

[owarinaki]

HOTD S2 - Alicent & Cole

HOTD S2EP2 P1 / P2 / P3 / P4 / P5 / P6/ P7 / P8

House of the Dragon S2 all links

EP1 // EP2 // EP3

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