CTG RIGHT NOW opened memo on board GUNGO HO LALONDE.
CGA: *le appear* ... *blinkblink* ... *should she be stealthy or just call someone's name* ...
CTG: *sneaking in the front door*
CGA: *whips around and stares at Roxy* Um
CGA: Hi Roxy
CTG: ...omg kanaya
CTG: r u the intruder
CCA: *hoping someone showws up to get rid of Cronus since he's once again, forgotten wwhy Cronus is evven here*
CGA: I Was Asked To Remove The Intruder Actually
CTG: omg
CTG: ok
CGA: I Suppose My Services Are No Longer Required If Youre Here Though
CGA: Unless Youd Like Some Help
CTG: thats fine
CTG: *sneakin' still, decides to check her room first since thats presumably where eridan is*
CGA: *makes a geck face at herself when she turns around* *follows*
CGL: *considers himself less intruding and more baby sitting*
CTG: *opens the door to spot cronus in her room*
CTG: ...wha
CTG: cronus are you the intruder
CCA: ROX
CTG: who the fuck is the intruder
CGA: *blinks*
CGL: *offers a short wave and a smile at Roxy's voice* finally! *gets up* you can take care of him.
CCA: oh thank god youre ruckin back
CCA: fuckin
CTG: take care of him
CTG: what
CTG: whtats going on
CGL: he's got a memory of ten minutes and i'vwe got better things to do.
CTG: uhhh
CGA: *stands awkwardly in doorway behind Roxy*
CTG: explain pls someone
CGL: vwhatevwer you gavwe him earlier, he took vway more of than he needed.
CTG: oh my god
CCA: wwhat are you fuckin talkin about cro
CGL: that's all i got out of him. but he didn't sound safe vwith no one vwatching him.
CTG: jfc
CTG: ok
CGA: So You Just Came Over
CTG: thanks for coming then
CTG: i guess
CGL: you forget things evwery fivwe minutes. you vwouldn't remember. check your pesterlogs.
CGL: yeah. so he didn't get himself killed or set fire to this place.
CCA: i wwasnt gunna set fire to the fuckin place ivve been in bed this wwhole fuckin time
CGL: *shrugs lightly* it seemed appropriate.
CGL: you vwere on the floor vwhen i got here.
CGA: Well I Can Understand The Caution To Be Howhat He What
CTG: *somehow feels incredibly guilty for this whole thing again*
CTG: oh god how long has it been
CGL: vwhat do you mean? howv long i'vwe been here?
CTG: yeah how long has he been fucking drugged up
CTG: *panic*
CCA: im NOT drugged UP im
CCA: wwha
CCA: wwhen did evveryone fuckin get here
CTG: oh my god im gonna get the ipecac
CTG: *runs to do so*
CGA: *is still awkwardly in the doorway**had half mumbled an 'Is There Anything I Can Do--' as Roxy ran away**shrinks*
CTG: *runs back in* fuck its too late for that anyway and itll just make it worse oh my god
CGL: uhhh... it vwas... *checks a mobile device* six hours ago i started talking to him.
CGL: or something.
CTG: ahahghghhghghhgh
CCA: *starts trying to get out of bed*
CGL: four. it's been a vwhile. he hasn't keeled ovwer or anything major. *looks back at Eridan, head tilting* i didn't know vwhat i should do besides get him liquid.
CGL: vwill you lay still for like tvwo minutes?
CTG: hes stil awake so i guess thats good
CCA: wwhy should i fuckin listen to you CRO
CGA: *wants to interject**feels more liike she should abscond*
CGL: because i'm your ancestor and i'm trying to keep you alivwe.
CTG: *still freaking out a bit* maybe you should just leave cronus no offense but he kind of hates you and hes just gonna flip out and i dont think i can handle more flipping out right now
CGL: *turns his head* sorry about this, kanaya right?
CGL: you look pretty hip, i dig it.
CGA: *nods* Oh
CGA: Thank You
CGA: I Suppose
CGL: no problem. *smirks, then looks to roxy with a bored face* i'vwe been vwaiting for you to get back so i can jet.
CCA: GOD FINALLY
CTG: well im here
CGL: i havwe no problem leavwing. i just needed to make sure the kid was safe.
CTG: thanks for watching him and stuff
CGL: don't mention it. really. i don't vwant to think about it.
CTG: o-- ok
CCA: uggh *leans ovver* *wwound is starting to hurt again*
CGA: *eyes snap over to him*
CTG: shit are you ok
CGA: Eridan Are You Alright
CGL: oh vwhat now? *turns around* are you gonna make it?
CCA: *glares at Cronus* yeah im FINE it just really fuckin hurts again
CTG: should we check on it
CTG: i dont
CTG: jfkdlsja
CGA: Cronus Perhaps Its Best You Leave *starts to step a little towards Eridan*
CGA: Youve Done Enough
CGL: yeahhh. i'm going to split. it's been a drag, i trust you vwon't let him bite it. *gives a small wave over his shoulder and begins to leave the building*
CGA: *doesn't even look at him**frankly doesn't care all that much*
CCA: *wwatches Cronus leavve*
CGL ceased responding to memo.
CTG: *looks at kanaya like HELP*
CGA: *looks up at Roxy, and moves to reach for her hand and give it a quick, reassuring squeeze, though she chooses to deal with Eridan first just for the fact that he has an actual injury and is apparently off his rocker* Alright Then
CGA: You Need To Lay Back And Stay There
CGA: Got It
CCA: wwhat wwhy
CGA: Because You Have An Assailable Wound On Your Abdomen And Wriggling Around Like An Idiot Isnt Exactly On The Remedy List For Such A Thing
CGA: Now Stop Arguing And Lay Back
CCA: guh fine *lays back dowwn*
CGA: Thank You
CGA: *hmpfh*
CTG: *sits next to eridan on the bed*
CGA ceased responding to memo.
CTG: *just keeping her mouth shut and chewing on her lip because shes doing nothing better than babbling when trying to help*
CURRENT grimAdvocator [CGA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGA: Im Just Going To Check The Wound Then *moves to fold his shirt up just a bit**kinda hoping the 'wow-Eridan's-cooperating' thing lasts*
CCA: *just wwatches her fold his shirt up* *bandage definitely needs changed, although it's not like he's been gushing blood or anything* *looks really annoyed, but does cooperate for the moment*
CGA ceased responding to memo.
CURRENT grimAdvocator [CGA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGA: *frowns thoughtfully* I Got My Things From Aradias Hive But I Forgot To Bring Them *sighs, and turns to Roxy* You Have Medical Supplies I Assume
CTG: yea just a sec
CTG: *runs to the bathroom to fetch the first aid kit*
CGA: *straightens up, her arms crossed loosely as she waits, and her eyes on the floor* You Really Shouldnt Move Around So Much
CTG: *comes back with the box in tow*
CCA: i can movve around as much as i fuckin wwant *starts feeling stubborn again*
CTG: no u cant
CGA: *her eyes snap to him quickly, almost harshly*
CCA: *shrinks back*
CGA: *stares for a moment before sighing again, and reaching to rub a hand down her face**holds her hand out for the box*
CTG: *hands it over*
CGA: *takes**opens it, plucking out bandages and another gauze pad before closing it again and setting it down on the bed* Just Dont Move Alright *little bit annoyed*
CCA: *almost wwhispers* okay *tries to stay as still as possible*
CGA: *sets the supplies down and reaches to start peeling off the now-useless bandage**silent and focused*
CTG: *sits back down with him while Kanaya works*
CGA: *this takes much less time to clean and dress than it had at the party, and she's finished rather quickly, balling up the soiled bandages and folding them within the packaging of the gauze pad* Where Can I Dispose Of These
CCA: *sits up a little, and stares dowwn at his feet* thanks kan
CGA: Dont Mention It *says it quickly, really just wanting to get rid of the blood-saturated bandages in her hand*
CTG: oh there *points at a small trash can in her room*
CGA: Thank You *swiftly moves to toss them away, sniffing slightly* And Um
CGA: Wheres Your Bathroom *gotta wash hands help*
CCA: *gestures towwards Roxy's bathroom, but doesn't say a wword*
CTG: yeah its right around the corner
CGA: *wordlessly moves to leave the room and wash her hands, even if she was careful to not get much blood on them*
CTG: ((i mean right fucking there))
CTG: ((im so out of it excuse me))
CCA: (( hah it's fine ;D ))
CGA: [[w-what]]
CTG: *glances at Eridan again*
CTG: how are you feeling?
CCA: *continues staring at his feet* i dunno
CCA: not vvery fuckin wwell i guess
CTG: *frowns*
CCA: i think my heads a little more clear noww
CTG: good
CCA: *looks at her* uh howw about you
CTG: im fine! *definitely not fine*
CCA: *head is still a little fuzzy otherwwise he might suspect something, but doesn't* okay thats good
CGA: *eventually reappears in doorway, and looks over at Roxy and Eridan*
CGA: So I Uh
CGA: I Guess You Dont Need Me Anymore
CCA: *looks ovver at Kanaya*
CGA: *idly rubs her arm*
CTG: um would you like some coffee or someting while youre here?
CTG: its the least i can do
CGA: *shakes her head a bit* No Its Alright
CGA: Thanks
CGA: I Dont Um
CGA: I Dont Drink Coffee
CTG: ooh
CTG: anything else i can get you then?
CGA: *gulp* Uh
CTG: im gonna grab him something anyway so *gets up and heads to the kitchen*
CGA: *glances at Eridan**nods at Roxy and moves to follow her, her arms crossed*
CCA: *wwatches Roxy and Kanaya leavve the room* *wwants to followw them, but decides to just stay wwhere he is for noww so he doesn't get yelled at for movving around again*
CTG: *starts making a sandwich*
CTG: weve got pb&j and deli meat and all sorts of stuff
CTG: i mean you can look around i dont mind
CTG: janes also got like craploads of desserts and stuff in that fridge *points with butterknife*
CGA: *moves to sit-lean against the counter and watch her* Thanks
CGA: I Dont Really Eat That Sort Of Thing Either
CGA: *erk*
CTG: oh
CGA: Yeah
CTG: wait
CTG: what do you eat
CGA: Im A Rainbow Drinker *shifts* Uh
CGA: A Vampire
CTG: oh
CTG: oh yeah
CGA: Yeah
CGA: Does That Bother You At All
CTG: nah
CTG: one of my best friends is a brony
CTG: i dont think it gets much weirder than that
CTG: *snort*
CGA: Whats A Brony
CTG: like some my little pony obssessed freak who tries to attack you with rainbow dash snuggies
CTG: nbd
CGA: Uh
CGA: That Sounds Vaguely Terrifying Actually
CTG: it so is
CGA: *stares at the floor trying to imagine such a beast*
CTG: so yeah youre about the most normal of the norm
CTG: want some blood then?
CTG: mine obvs i dont think eridans fit to donate
CGA: *looks up at her* Really
CGA: Youd Be Okay With That
CTG: sure
CTG: ive always wanted to donate
CTG: lol
CTG: lemme give this to him first tho
CGA: *nods* Alright
CGA: Thank You
CGA: *heart skipped a beat so happy omfg food what a nice person*
CTG: *goes to give Eridan said sandwich w/ a glass of milk* hopefully this wont uh
CTG: make you sick
CTG: somehow
CCA: *looks at her and accepts the sandwwich and milk* thanks rox
CCA: *starts munching on the sandwwich*
CTG: ill brb
CTG: *goes back out to the kitchen*
CTG: *grabs the first aid along the way*
CCA: *wwatches her wwalk out, and just continues munching his sammich and drinking the milk*
CTG: o uh
CTG: do you think me havin drank is gonna make a diff
CGA: What
CGA: Um I Dont See Why That Would Make A Difference
CGA: It Might Distract You A Little I Guess
CTG: well ok
CTG: i guess sittin down might be best right
CTG: *heads to a couch*
CGA: *fidgets a little* Yes Probably *follows*
CTG: *totally didnt grab a bottle of lolcahol from the fridge or anything*
CGA: *really could not care less*
CTG: *imbibes like the wind for a moment*
CTG: ok
CTG: do ur thing'
CGA ceased responding to memo.
CGA: Do You Have Any Preference As To Where I
CGA: Um
CGA: Bite You
CGA: *some people care idk*
CTG: oh
CTG: idc
CGA: Alright
CTG: *blushu because imagines random shit???*
CCA: *starts wwondering wwhats taking them so long in the other room*
CCA: *sits up a little and looks at the door, wwondering if he should go out there anywway since he's SOOO LONELY*
CGA: [[watch eridan just walk in and see this happening]
CGA: [aneurysm much]
CGA: I Just Know Some People Are More Comfortable Lending Me Their Wrist *shrugs* Im Just Checking
CGA: It Would Be Easier And Faster The Other Way So
CGA: Would You Mind Just *gestures for her to tilt her head a little*
CTG: *does so, lowering the beverage in her hand because attempting to drink it while this occurs probably isnt the best idea*
CGA: *scoots over on the couch a bit, surveying exactly where she should position her fangs before leaning in*
CCA: *decides he'll just take a peek to make sure they're almost done and wwill go right back to bed and pretend he nevver got up* *tries to get off the bed, and almost falls ovver, but manages to stay on his feet*
CTG: *anticipaaaation*
CGA: *her hand raises to somewhat hold Roxy's head in place with her fingertips at her chin**bitebite**cant even elaborate*
CTG: *jumps just a little but laughs quietly under her breath*
CCA: *shuffles out of the room, trying to be supah stealtheh* *peeers into the room, glancing ovver at the kitchen first, but then notices them on the couch* *squints, not sure wwhat's going on* *starts to realize wwhat's happening* *STAAARES*
CTG: *trying to just chill while she does her thing*
CGA: *tenses a little at the movement but doesn't recoil**her blood tastes a little strange, but she isn't about to complain, having been not too far off from desperate at this point**just leave the mechanics up to your imaginations plz*
CCA: *starts to freak out, thinking Kanaya might be hurting Roxy* *rage starts boiling up* *hand starts to gloww all wwhite science, but isn't awware of it since he falsely believves he needs a wwand for that* kan wwhat the FUCK are you doin
CGA: *sputters and pulls back, her hand flying to her mouth, eyes wide* Eridan What Are You Doing Out Of Bed
CTG: *startled, looks over and spots the light, super confused*
CTG: *slaps a hand on her neck because still bleeding uhhh*
CTG: i was givin her some blood its ok
CGA: *her eyes fall to his hand and she scoots back instinctively, wiping the blood from the corner of her mouth before looking back at Roxy* Hold On Ill Get The Bandages *starts to reach for the first aid kit*
CCA: *looks betwween Roxy and Kanaya* *starts to calm dowwn a little wwhen Roxy says its okay, and hand stops glowwing* i got wworried you guys wwere takin so long
CGA: *opens the kit and pulls out a bandage and a miniature gauze pad, idly licking her lips before looking back up at Roxy to tend to the bite*
CGA: I Wasnt Going To Hurt Her Eridan *her fingers slip a little bit and she blinks rather hard* Um
CTG: yeah its all good just bein a blood donor *blushes, still confused by the glow she saw but currently just kind of feeling awkward*
CCA: *stares a little longer, still not sure howw he feels about it* wwell
CCA: i guess thats fuckin okay
CGA: *cleans the excess blood away and secures the bandage on, shaking her head a little to herself* There
CGA: Thank You Roxy
CTG: no problem
CTG: *a little more light-headed than usual but no worse for the wear, attempts to stand up and stumbles*
CTG: shit
CTG: lol
CGA: Sit Down For A While *puts a hand on her shoulder**looks over at Eridan, frowning slightly* What Are You Still Doing Out Of Bed
CCA: *looks wworried about Roxy* *looks back at Kanaya* *turns and goes back to the bedroom to lay dowwn*
CTG: alright pfff
CTG: *sits*
CTG: *sips alcohol becuase thats totally what a person with blood loss needs*
CGA: *sighs, and leans back against the cushions a bit**blinks again*
CTG: u ok kananya
CTG: kanana
CTG: naya
CGA: Your Blood Is Very
CGA: Um
CGA: Potent
CTG: pootent?
CGA: *nods, and makes a slight face* Strong
CTG: isthat good
CGA: Im Not Entirely Sure Actually
CGA: That Was
CGA: Different
CTG: oh
CTG: heh
CTG: *stares at her alcohol*
CGA: *eyes shift to the alcohol as well*
CTG: oop
CGA: Ah
CTG: r u drunk nayaya
CTG: kanaua
CTG: shit
CGA: I Dont
CGA: I Dont Think So
CTG: *laughs*
CGA: *frowns a little, and it's more a comical expression* What Happens If I Am Though What Then
CTG: then u
CTG: emrabce it
CTG: cuz
CTG: gettin drunk
CTG: is exactly a thing u should do when you wanna relax
CTG: i am the best hosttess
CTG: it is me
CGA: *stares at her for a moment, and sighs again, shrinking back against the cushions* I Think Thats Actually Something I Need To Do
CGA: Relax I Mean
CTG: sexactly
CGA: *blink*
CTG: i htink we
CTG: just found a way 4 u to get ur dirk of
CTG: dirnk
CTG: on
CTG: i mean
CGA: My What Now
CTG: drink
CGA: Oh
CGA: Alright That Was Just Particularly Garbled Im Sorry
CTG: lol
CGA: *eyes the alcohol*
CTG: mna i hsoulda gotten drunker
CTG: that wolda be
CTG: bean
CTG: betterm ybae
CTG: wait
CTG: no
CTG: cuz i still have to be
CTG: functionaing
CTG: maybe i should make some toast
CTG: or
CGA: *the comical frown returns and she stares at the floor* Hm
CTG: oohhhhhhbisutts
CTG: btutery bsiscuts
CTG: shit thats sounds ogood
CTG: kanaya lets maek biscusts
CGA: Okay That Sounds Fun
CTG: *stands up and wobbles a little*
CGA: *really isn't nearly as bad as Roxy, and reaches for her elbow to steady her when she stands, too*
CGA: Please Dont Fall Over
CTG: *walks more slowly than usual but doesnt really notice*
CTG: hey eridan
CTG: u want somebisuits
CCA: *looks ovver at her from the bed* oh sure yeah im still pretty fuckin hungry
CTG: good
CTG: im makin biscuits
CTG: best bisucuits
CTG: *heads to the kitchen*
CTG: *pulls out her pillsbury biscuits that jane disapprove of but roxy cant make biscuits from scratch are you kidding me*
CGA: *follows close behind**Equius mode*
CTG: ok i need
CTG: a
CTG: pan there
CTG: *points at a cabinet*
CGA: Okay *looks around and heads for the cabinet to open it and oggle at the vast array of diverse pans in this cabinet wow jane*
CCA: *wwonders if he could go wwith them, but figures he'll just get yelled at AGAIN )
CTG: ((poor eridan fjdksal;jksdj))
CGA: Which One Theres So Many
CGA: So Many Pans
CTG: like a lmfao
CTG: omg
CTG: yeah
CTG: a flat lkie one i guess
CTG: i wonder if you can make biscuits in a muffin
CTG: pa
CTG: n
CGA: Why Do You Have So Many Pans Though
CTG: becuase jane
CTG: is the pan
CTG: peter of pans
CGA: Oh
CGA: That Makes Sense I Guess
CGA: *grabs a random flat pan and hopes it's sufficient*
CTG: ok set that
CTG: on there
CTG: thing
CTG: *cracks open the roll of biscuits with a pop of air*
CGA: *does so, and immediately turns to watch Roxy, perplexed* What Now
CTG: now
CTG: we
CTG: *begins pulling biscuits out and on the pan*
CTG: oh
CTG: oven
CTG: *reaches with one hand to turn it on and stumbles again*
CGA: Dont Fall In The Oven Please
CTG: ok
CTG: hahahhahahha
CTG: *turns it on*
CGA: *watches**looks back at pan* Can I Put Some On The Pan Too
CTG: uyeah
CTG: do it
CTG: :D
CGA: *internally saying 'Yay'**reaches to line up some biscuits like how Roxy had started doing*
CGA: *pleased with self*
CTG: beautiful
CTG: ur the best
CGA: *smiles at her**the equivalent of beaming*
CTG: ok now we wait for this mofo to preheat
CTG: and
CTG: uh
CTG: ooh
CTG: *reaches over onthe counter and turns on music*
CGA: *watches, and smiles again, sighing contentedly**starting to relax*
CTG: *pat benatar's heartbreaker starts playing*
CTG: aww yeah
CTG: *wiggles*
CTG: YOUR A
CTG: HEARBRTKEAKER
CCA: *can hear them singing in the other room* *SIIIGH* *wwishes he could go hang wwith them*
CGA: *bops a little to the music**giggles at Roxy's singing* Oh My
CTG: YOURE THE RIGHT KIND OF SINNER
CTG: TO RELEASE MY INTER FANSTASY ;D
CGA: *laughing now*
CGA: *still awkward dont get her wrong here*
CTG: *grabs a spoon from a drawer*
CTG: *utilizes as makeshift guitar*
CGA: *covers her face in amusement*
CTG: TAKE IT AWAY KANAYA
CGA: I Dont Know The Words *throws hands up*
CTG: its ok it repeasts that lne like over and over
CTG: ehre it comes
CTG: YUR THE RIGHT KIND OF SINNER
CGA: *mumbles* Heartbreawhat Um
CGA: Ahhh
CGA: I Cant Sing No
CTG: *laughs hysterically*
CGA: *shakes her head**waves hands in 'no' gesture*
CTG: that was good
CTG: omg
CGA: This Is Why I Dont Involve Myself In The Vocal Humiliation Excercises *laughs in shame*
CTG: ok
CTG: new song then
CTG: O HERE WE GO
CTG: *lmfao's shots totally starts playing*
CGA: *drifts away from the counter to spin a little on one foot, watching her skirt flare out**is amused by this**no care that it does not match the song*
CTG: ooooo
CGA: *hehehe*
CTG: *attempts the same, even though her skirt is like not even long at all and shes ridic and just sort of flops on her butt on the ground*
CGA: Oh My God *gasplaughs and bustles over to help her up*
CGA: You Fell Down
CTG: i hahahhhAHAHHAh i did
CGA: Are You Okay *fails to tug at arm**yet still chuckling*
CTG: im greST
CTG: *attempts to wobble up*
CGA: *pulls at her, and almost loses her own balance* Oh Noo HelP
CTG: oh SHIT LOL
CTG: *flops back down with her like a fail*
CGA: *flails a little**slips on her skirt* Oof
CGA: We Both Fell Down *snickering into her hands*
CTG: i know omfg
CTG: failll
CTG: *grabs the handle of the oven to help herself up*
CTG: *manages to NOT hit herself in the head with the oven door by some miracle*
CGA: *thank fuck*
CCA: *thinks it sounds like they're havving a party out there... WWITHOUT HIM* *contemplates going out there again*
CTG: *finally succeeds and wobbles back to her room to check on eridan*
CCA: *looks bothered* oh hey rox
CTG: u wanna liek
CTG: come sit
CTG: or s/t
CTG: wuith us
CTG: while we baek
CCA: oh am i allowwed to leavve the room noww
CGA: *remains on the floor, but pulls herself to sit cross-legged and chuckle to herself for a few more moments before inching over to the oven to sit and stare through the window*
CGA: *amazed by biscuits*
CTG: ya sas long as iu just sit tehre ok
CCA: okay *slowwly gets up* *grabs his cape and puts it on before shuffling out of the room*
CTG: *walks back with him*
CGA: *entranced by biscuits*
CGA: *I mean um*
CGA: *heated springs...*
CGA: *the cOILS THE METAL COILS NOT BISCUITS*
CCA: *goes and sits dowwn on one of the chairs near the kitchen*
CGA: *notices them re-enter the room, and scoots away from the oven to try and stand by grabbing a cabinet instead of the oven like a smarty*
CTG: *this song is totally playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmJKHIDFz5k
CTG: *jumps a little when the oven beeps to indicate pre-heatedness*
CGA: *jumps too* Ooh
CTG: ok
CTG: stickin this shit in
CCA: *thinks Kanaya is acting WWEIRD*
CTG: *jerks oven open a little faster than she probably should*
CGA: Be Careful *watches**glances at biscuits**excited*
CTG: *grabs the pan and slides biscuits in, accidentally burning her forearm on the edge of the oven a litle bit* ow
CGA: Oh Nooo *whips around and spots the sink**tugs at Roxy's other arm* Come Here
CCA: wwoah rox are you okay *starts to get up but then remembers they told him he had to stay sitting*
CCA: *she told him
CTG: ;mfao its fine
CTG: i burn my stupid ass al the time lololl
CGA: Well Thats Not Good Come On *runs the faucet**glareglare*
CTG: *shuts the oven first*
CTG: *wobbles along with*
CGA: *guides her arm under the stream* Maybe Doing Things Involving Ovens Arent Such A Good Idea
CTG: no
CTG: biscuits
CTG: are theb est idea
CGA: But Ovens Though
CTG: but
CTG: biscuitssss
CTG: are delicious
CTG: *sticks arm in the water*
CCA: *tooorn because he wwants biscuits but doesn't wwant Roxy getting hurt either*
CCA: *has nevver had biscuits, just is starting to really get a taste for human food*
CTG: *oh wait kanaya already did htat i gues*
CGA: *rx u r dunrk*
CTG: *yes maybe*
CGA: *turns off the faucet and looks around for a towel*
CTG: *there is a hand towel on the oven handle aactualy*
CTG: *kesha's blow is playing now*
CTG: *prompting roxy to dance despite burn wounds*
CGA: *sigh**listens to music**bops again**you cant stop the beat*
CCA: *thinks this music is kind of wweird* wwhat the fuck are wwe listenin to
CGA: Something Catchy *shrugs*
CTG: ik
CTG: lol
CTG: *katy perry i kissed a girl time*
CTG: oh heck yes
CTG: lmfao
CGA: *really isn't even listening to the words anyway so she has no time to feel awkward*
CGA: Your Music Is Interesting
CTG: *singing along to the words anyway*
CTG: yep
CTG: *bump n grind is so on*
CGA ceased responding to memo.
CTG: MY MINDS TELLIN ME NO
CTG: BUT MY BODY
CTG: *bursts into laughter*
CURRENT grimAdvocator [CGA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGA: Oh My God What
CCA: *DOES start to feel awwkwward*
CTG: HAHHAHAHHAHHA
CTG: omfgg
CTG: *cant stop laughing*
CGA: *is also having a gigglefit*
CTG: nuthin wrang with a lil bump n griiiind omgfg hahHAHAHHFAFSAHSJFHakl
CTG: WHY IS THIS
CTG: ON
CTG: OMFG
CGA: Make It Stop Please *cannot believe this is an actual song*
CTG: omg
CTG: ok ok
CTG: *next song*
CTG: *3oh!3 starstruckk plays*
CTG: >:D
CGA: Oooooh *much better*
CGA: This Is Much More Upbeat Than What Was Played At The Party Why Wasnt This Playing
CGA: No Offdense Eridan Because I Liked Your Music I Did But
CGA: This Is More Party Material Dont You Think
CCA: wwhat
CGA: *shrugs at him*
CTG: *wiggles butt*
CCA: wwhat are you fuckin talkin about my music wwas great
CGA: It Was It Was
CGA: But
CGA: Not For A Party I Think
CCA: wwhat do YOU fuckin knoww about parties kan
CGA: I Know That If I Really Liked The Music It Was Probably Not Party Material :|
CGA: Like
CGA: This Is Good And
CGA: I Recognize
CGA: That Its
CGA: Dance Music
CGA: But
CGA: You Played Some Broody Things Eridan
CTG: hehehhe
CTG: brood is such a funny word
CTG: brooooooooooooooooooood
CGA: Brooooooooooooooooood
CTG: wow
CCA: did you enter this place i am currently livvin just so you could insult my music preferences kan
CGA: No I Came Here Because You Asked Me To Dumbass
CGA: Oops
CGA: Was That Mean Im Sorry
CTG: HAHAH
CCA: *staaaares*
CTG: ohmf
CTG: omfg
CGA: *covers face**snorts**realizes she snorted*
CGA: Oops
CTG: omgomgomgogmg
CTG: u stnorted
CCA: *ISN'T AMUSED*
CTG: *smiles at eridan because is so amused*
CGA: I Did I Did *shakes her head* I Didnt Mean To Im Sorry *laughing*
CGA: Pretend I Didnt Do That
CCA: uuuggghh *ROLLS his eyes and tries his best to be good and not argue wwith Kanaya*
CTG: ahehehee
CGA: *sniffs and looks up, chuckles fading* Why Is He Being So Brooody Roxy
CTG: id unno
CGA: *frowns*
CTG: maybe hes needs a smooch
CTG: *goes over to bestow said smooch*
CCA: *bluuuush*
CGA: *covers mouth to chuckle*
CTG: *this shit is playin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCs3BfwTWLY
CTG: ;3
CTG: *cups eribbys face* ur the best ok
CTG: :D
CGA: Ooop *turns to look at the oven again*
CCA: *bluushes evven more, trying really hard to stay grumpy, but is havving a hard time*
CTG: *smooches again, igglgnig*
CTG: *ggiling
CTG: *gilgging
CTG: *ggiggle ufkc
CTG: *glamces at kanaya* r u brooding now
CTG: do u need a smooch 2 kabaya
CCA: no
CCA: no she doesnt
CTG: >:3
CTG: i see
CGA: No Im Not Brooding Im Watching The Biscuits
CGA: They Need Supervision
CTG: *forgot about the biscuits, smooching eridan again*
CCA: *feels jealous just from her suggesting that, but forgets it wwhen he gets smooched again*
CGA: *and she magically becomes awkward again*
CTG: *dont stop the party*
CTG: *scoots into eridans lap*
CCA: *blush blush* *wwraps his arms around Roxy* *EYES Kanaya*
CGA: *tries to stare at the biscuits**glances over at Eridan and Roxy**jumps a little and quickly looks back to the oven*
CGA: *get a room**that im not standing in*
CTG: *no never*
CGA: *plz*
CTG: *snugggg smooches his cute face*
CGA: *oven is new best friend*
CCA: *smooches her in return* *blush blush*
CGA: *oven dings and she jumps* RoxyTheBiscuitsAreDone
CGA: Theyre Done Roxy
CGA: The Biscuits
CTG: WHAT
CTG: *jumoed too*
CGA: The Biscuits *slightly louder*
CTG: oh
CTG: ok
CTG: shold i
CTG: ...*stares at eridna*
CCA: should you wwhat
CTG: hwh
CTG: :3
CTG: *kiss*
CGA: Roxy Help Theyre Burning
CGA: Theyre Going To Burn
CGA: Noo
CTG: what
CTG: oh
CTG: oh
CTG: *woobles up*
CGA: Hurry The Biscuits
CTG: ehyrty?!/
CTG: hahhhhhhhhh
CTG: shit
CTG: ok
CTG: um
CTG: ove
CTG: n
CTG: mitts
CTG: where arte they
CGA: I Dont Know This Isnt My Kitchen *frowns*
CTG: oh
CTG: OH
CTG: theyre handign uop
CTG: over herter!!
CCA: *wwatches the PANIC*
CGA: Ive Got This
CGA: *goes to reach for them in specified place*
CGA: *holds them up in victory*
CTG: YEs
CTG: u didi it
CTG: ok
CTG: quick
CTG: *jerks oven open*
CTG: *falls over*
CGA: Roxy *shouts*
CGA: Oh No
CTG: im ok
CCA: *does stand up this time* rox
CTG: IM OK
CTG: im
CTG: *flops back*
CGA: *weighs options between saving the biscuits or saving her friend*
CTG: *lays there*
CGA: Roxy Get Up *chooses friend*
CTG: pfff nah im good
CTG: just
CTG: go on wihtout me
CTG: *flaps hand*
CGA: As You Wish
CGA: *turns to oven*
CGA: Im Going In
CGA: Not Literally
CGA: Im Not Literally Going In The Oven
CGA: If That
CGA: Wasnt Clear
CGA: Okay Part Of Me Is
CGA: My Hands
CGA: But
CGA: Okay
CTG: um
CTG: ok
CTG: u dot that
CGA: *reaches to take out the biscuits*
CGA: I Have The Biscuits *success*
CTG: ok
CTG: YAY
CTG: fbuscyts
CTG: semless good
CGA: *sets them on the counter**closes oven with foot as she takes off the oven mits*
CURRENT grillingGumshoe [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGG: *walks in the front door* Roxy! Eridan! I'm home with ice cream!
CTG: wh
CCA: wwha wwhat
CTG: *laying on the kitchen floor*
CCA: *looks ovver at Jane*
CGA: Jane *gasps*
CGA: Hi Jane
CGA: We Made Biscuits
CGA: Do You Want A Biscuit
CTG: w didid
CTG: best biscuits
CGG: Oh. Hey, Kanaya.
CGG: Hey guys... What's um. Going on?
CTG: party
CGG: Uh huh.
CGA: With Biscuits
CCA: i havve no fuckin clue
CGG: I see.
CTG: *toxic by britney spears is playing currently*
CGA: *giggles*
CGG: Okay. It would have been nice if you texted me to let me know Kanaya was here, maybe?
CGG: I would have brought you something if I'd known, sorry.
CTG: oh
CCA: err
CGA: Im Sorry Jane *frowns* It Was All Rather Sudden Roxy Didnt Know I Was Coming Over Either Thats Eridans Fault
CTG: sorooy
CGA: *ehehe*
CTG: shit kinda
CCA: my FAULT
CTG: went down
CCA: it wwas not my fuckin FAULT
CTG: pj no
CTG: eridan dont yell
CGA: Not Fault I Mean I Just Meant
CGG: Oh you don't have to apologize, Kanaya.
CGA: It Was Because You
CGA: Im
CGA: Agh
CTG: eridan was
CTG: eridan
CTG: ERIDAN
CGA: *face in hands*
CTG: ARE YOU OK
CCA: wwhat
CTG: *rolls over to stare at him*
CCA: yeah im fuckin a plus grand *stares back straight faced as per usual*
CGA: *moves over towards Jane**stumbles a little**sputterlaughs*
CGG: ... *puts the ice cream in the freezer*
CGA: Hi Jane
CGG: Hi. Again.
CTG: ....*stares back, bursts into laughter*
CCA: *really confused again*
CGG: I'm guessing everybody is less than sober right now.
CTG: kane
CTG: jane
CTG: jane
CGA: It Was An Accident I Swear
CTG: i was a vampire donor
CGG: Yes, Roxy?
CCA: im fuckin sober
CGG: Wha...
CGA: I Dint
CTG: *crawls over toward where eridans sitting*
CGG: You were a... vampire donor/
CGG: ?*
CGA: Roxys Blood Is Very Potent
CGA: As I Told Her
CCA: kan fuckin bit rox
CGA: *nodnod*
CGG: O-Oh. I see. Alright then.
CCA: *starts feeling annoyed again just thinking about it*
CGA: *frowns* Im Sorry
CGG: Well... That was nice of you to let her drink from you, I guess.
CGG: What? N-No, there's nothing to be sorry for.
CGA: *continues to frown*
CTG: *sits next to eridan*
CCA: *looks at Roxy*
CTG: :
CTG: ...:3
CGA: But Yes Long Story Sort
CGA: Short
CGA: Sorry
CGA: Long Story Short
CGG: I don't know why you feel the need to apologize, b-but it's alright.
CGG: There's ah. No problem that I can see.
CCA: *touches Roxy on the head*
CGG: Anything else exciting happen today?
CGA: We Made Biscuits
CGA: Biscuits Jane
CCA: cro fuckin intruded
CGG: Mhmm.
CGA: Oh That Too
CGA: Thats Why
CGG: Cro?
CGA: Thats Why Im Here
CGA: Cronus *nods*
CGG: Oh!! Wh-why was he here??
CTG: because
CTG: eridan
CTG: :C
CTG: was
CTG: *hugs his leg*
CGG: Oh dear what.
CCA: uuggghhhh
CTG: he
CTG: was
CTG: not ok
CTG: he said he took too many pillls
CCA: i guess i may or may not havve been deleriously typin to cro an he felt the need to tresspass
CGG: Aww poor Eridude.
CGA: So Eridan Asked Me To Shove Cronus Out Of The House
CGA: But Then Roxy Came Home
CGA: And Thats That
CGA: *shrugs*
CGG: Sounds like a nice and exciting day hoo hoo.
CCA: i guess
CTG: yes
CTG: then there was blood and buscuits
CTG: and eridans hand
CGA: *leans to smell the biscuits* Yep
CGG: Y-Yes.
CCA: wwhat
CCA: wwhat about my fuckin hand
CGA: What
CGG: Hand?
CGA: Erp
CGA: *nopenope*
CTG: *laughs at everyones reaction*
CTG: idk it was
CTG: weird
CCA: *looks at his hands trying to figure out wwhat she's evven talking about*
CGA: *scratches face*
CCA: my hands are fine
CGG: Alright...
CTG: nonono
CTG: it was
CTG: idk
CGA: Roxy Is A Little Delirious *ahem*
CTG: *grabs and smooches a hend*
CGG: So I can see.
CGA: Albeit So Am I But Shes Worse *points*
CGG: Heheh.
CGG: Errr so. Biscuits?
CCA: *blushes wwhen she kisses his hand*
CGA: Yes *bounces and points to them proudly*
CGA: I Put Some On The Tray And
CGA: I Watched The Oven
CGA: *smiles*
CGG: Well they look and smell fantastic.
CGG: You did a great job!
CGG: May I try one?
CTG: YES
CTG: i want one
CGA: I Think Theyre Cool Now Anyway *yay's to herself*
CGG: *grabs two, tossing one to Roxy, and taking a bite of her own* Mmm!
CTG: *does not catch*
CTG: wh
CGG: Oh. Sorry.
CTG: *picks it up*
CTG: got it
CGA: Roxy Ew That Was On The Floor *frowns*
CGG: Your coordination is always a gamble...
CTG: i sed i got it
CTG: jee
CTG: z
CGG: How about we give that to the cats outside?
CTG: wweeehhhh
CTG: oh
CTG: cATS
CTG: oK
CGA: Have Another One *grabs one to bring over to her instead*
CTG: *scrambles up*
CCA: hey wwheres mine
CGA: *hothothothot**tosses between hands* Oh
CGA: Hold On
CGA: *turns to get another one*
CTG: *runs to the door*
CGG: Try not to get lost on your way back!
CTG: OK
CGA: Here *hands Eridan a biscuit**smiles**stupidly proud*
CCA: *accepts the biscuit and noms it*
CTG: *runs out to bestow biscuit oupon cat*
CGA: *looks at biscuit in hand and contemplates*
CTG: *stumbles back in*
CTG: kannnnnaya
CCA: *looks ovver at Roxy wwhen she comes back*
CGA: Yes What *looks up at Roxy**blinks*
CGG: *leans against a counter while nibbling biscuit*
CGA: Oh
CGA: Here *holds biscuit out to*
CTG: yes
CTG: *takes*
CTG: *noms*
CGA: *misses the biscuit a little bit*
CGA: *gazes longingly at remaining biscuits**to nom or not to nom*
CCA: *finishes his biscuit*
CTG: kanauaya
CTG: have a bisucit
CGG: *giggles quietly at Kanaya's confused face*
CGG: Yeah, it's not like it'll hurt you or anything.
CGA: *glances between them both and then back at the biscuits**siddles over to them**sneakylike*
CGG: Heheheh.
CGG: You're a funny gal, Kanaya.
CGA: What
CGA: Im Not Trying To Be Funny
CTG: hehehhe
CGA: *frowns*
CGA: Dont Laugh Why Are You
CGA: Hey
CGG: It isn't bad, don't be like that.
CGA: *blinks at*
CTG: its cuuuuuute
CGG: Yes, very!
CGG: Heheheh.
CCA: i wwant another biscuit
CGG: Then take one, silly.
CCA: but rox said im not allowwed to do anythin but sit out here
CTG: yes
CTG: thats rite
CTG: *sits on again*
CGA: *confused by how that's cute but alright**grabs another biscuit for Eridan and walks over to give it to him* Here Then
CGG: Roxy.
CCA: *is sat on*
CTG: janey
CCA: thanks *accepts biscuit*
CGG: You are ridiculous.
CTG: nuh uh
CTG: hesh urt he gets to sit
CTG: *turns and smooches his forehad*
CGA: Youre Welcome *moves to lean on the counter again and experimentally take a small nibble of her biscuit*
CGG: But you're sitting on him and. Nevermind hahaha.
CTG: what
CGA: I Think What She Means To Say Roxy
CGA: Is
CGA: Youre Using An Injured Person
CGA: As
CGA: A Chair
CTG: ....
CTG: oh ym god
CCA: wwhat
CGG: Yes, exactly.
CTG: D:
CTG: *gets up*
CCA: *sad*
CTG: im SORY
CTG: ;A;
CGA: *biscuit aint half bad**i did good**with my arranging and oven watching**ok im done*
CGG: *subdued smile* I take it back, you are all silly.
CGG: I'll be in my room if any of you need me.
CTG: ok
CTG: i luv u janey
CGA: No Jane Dont Go *scuttles to*
CGG: Love you too, Roxy.
CGG: Wha.
CGG: Why not?
CGA: *whispers poorly* They Keep Kissing And Forgetting Im Here Dont Leave Me Alone *sad*
CGG: Pffff. Why don't you guys play some games, or watch a movie?
CGG: *whispers* That way if they start kissing you have something else to watch.
CGA: Thats A Good Idea I Guess
CGA: I Was Watching The Oven Before But Now The Biscuits Are Done So
CTG: OOO
CTG: SCARY MOIE
CTG: HALLOWEn
CTG: LETS DO IT
CGG: Hahahaha there you go.
CGA: *gasps* Theres Movies For Haloloween What
CGA: Halloween
CGA: *fascinated*
CGG: Yep. You're going to love them.
CTG: yes
CTG: omg
CTG: ok
CTG: to the couch
CGA: Okay
CCA: that sounds okay i guess
CTG: *grabs eridans hand*
CGG: You kids have fun.
CGA: Bye Jane *waves*
CCA: *gets up after Roxy grabs his hand*
CGG: Later!
CTG: *leads to the couch*
CGG: *slinks off to her room*
CCA: *wwatches Jane go off*
CCA: *led to couch*
CGG ceased responding to memo.
CGA: *follows to couch to sit and look up at Roxy expectantly*
CTG: *turns on the tv and goes through netflix*
--and then the three of them watching Children of the Corn, but their conversation has been cut--
CTG: the end?
CTG: ....
CTG: what
CTG: wh
CCA: wwhat
CCA: that wwas the end
CTG: that was the end
CTG: that was so sudden
CTG: ....ok.....
CTG: djsakljd:KLSAJ
CCA: they said wwhat im assumin wwas supposed to be a human joke an then ended it
CTG: HAHAHHA
CTG: yes
CCA: i thought this film wwas supposed to be scary
CTG: ok
CGA ceased responding to memo.
CTG: it wasnt as scary as it could have been
CTG: but then again
CTG: its an old movie
CCA: oh okay
CCA: rox i think im gunna lay back dowwn im feelin real fuckin tired
CTG: ok
CTG: that was good while it lasted :3
CCA: yeah uh
CCA: sorry ivve been sleepin so fuckin much lately
CCA: evven though i havvent today
CTG: i dont mind
CCA: *stands up* *starts to head out of the room, but looks back at her* are you sure
CTG: yeah!
CTG: you need to rest
CCA: okay
CCA: wwell goodnight rox
CCA: *wwalks off to her room and lays dowwn to sleep*
CTG: naniiite
CCA ceased responding to memo.
