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every now and then the internet becomes obsessed with a new crossover crackship and i get +6 points of my lifeforce back. good. everyone get weird and enthusiastic about crossover ships right now

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Do you guys must’ve saw the Poseidon X furina!reader X neuvillette yes? Well! Here’s an add on to that!

If yall remember from a previous ask someone had mentioned a womb tattoo; now this is where it’s going to get fun~ 😈

Poseidon with a womb tattoo and getting pregnant…. 🤭😍😈

I’ll take my leave now~ hehe, have fun with that!

Why of course, @platinumrosetail. 😈 One Poseidon with a womb tattoo coming up-

It definitely probably starts out as a curiosity about Neuvillette's abilities... And his body-

Maybe after a few months after Furina!MC had her baby (Gonna say it's in this au Seraphina), they were talking about when they could have another child-

But there was worry about whether they should let her body recover more, even when Furina!MC pouted and said she was fine-

So Neuvillette, without missing a beat, suggests Poseidon could carry the next hatchling.

Furina!MC nearly chokes on her cheesecake, and Poseidon was lucky enough to be sitting as he was holding a wiggly baby Seraphina as they both stare at the Sovereign with wide blinking eyes.

Neuvillette is just like "Ah, I never told either of you about that, did I? Well-"

Basically it boils down to Sovereign Power bullshit, along with Teyvat's Dragons just being built different, lol.

When Furina!MC heard the complete explanation, she didn't know whether to laugh or cry, cause what she was hearing sounded suspiciously like a fucking womb tattoo-

Curse her for remembering the weirdest shit in her past life as a Tumblr user!!!

At first, Poseidon wasn't going to do it as he was still wasn't at sure about the idea. He was a God! He couldn't just carry a child like a woman!

But, well... Accidents happen.

Long story short, Zeus gifts the married trio some special alcohol from Valhalla. Alcohol that was strong enough to make even Neuvillette a bit drunk and more loose on his dragony attributes.

Which of course leads to them falling into bed, with a drunk Furina!MC giggling as Poseidon crawled over her, and a very dragony, and feral Neuvillette crawled over the both of them-

Flash forward to the next morning, and they're all staring at the glowing Hydro Sigil pulsating on the Tyrant's lower belly.

Neuvillette was definitely in the dog house for a while after that. And any alcohol from Valhalla was banned in the foreseeable future..

But thankfully... they do talk it out.

Poseidon just knows he isn't going to enjoy explaining this to his brothers, ugh...

But at least he has two loving spouses... One of which who got him in this situation in the first place!

Neuvillette definitely makes it up for his little oopsie in the following months when Poseidon gets grouchy from back pain, swollen feet, and very unusual food cravings.

Furina!MC is there as emotional support, giving her huffy, pouty (Poseidon: "I'm not pouting!) Godly husband plenty of kisses and cuddles.

Even baby Seraphina got involved. Barely a few months old herself and she kept trying cuddle next Poseidon, cooing and squeaking out little, dragon sounds.

Neuvillette says that was just her hatchling instinct. She can sense her younger sibling(s) and wanted to be close to them~

...and that's all I got. 😭

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