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Spider-Man Real-Time Aging Timeline
I’ve been asked to get on my crazy again with this, this time for Spider-Man. Well, here goes and boy, this is about to get WEIRD! A lot of this IS based on Spider-Man: Life Story, so if you are wondering about something, refer to that.
Because there’s a LOT of Spider-Man events out there, I couldn’t include them all without going totally nuts. If you have a question about them, ask! Though beware, “The writers made that up” is a possible explanation. 1946 - Peter Parker, Mary Jane Watson, Jessica Drew, Luke Cage, “Flash” Thompson, and Gwen Stacy born. 1947 - Peter’s Parents die under somewhat mysterious circumstances. His Aunt May and Uncle Ben Parker take him in.
1950 - Julia Carpenter born. 1962 - Peter Parker, 16 years old, invents a quick-drying temporary adhesive with properties similar to spider silk as an entry in a science fair (with hopes of catching someone’s eye to sell the invention to in order to aid his aunt and uncle). Unfortunately, one of the other entries was a might volatile and explodes. Peter is caught in the blast radius and injured. Worse, while on the ground an escaped Tarantula bites his hand in its panic. Peter recovers, but the incident was quite traumatic, and he associated everything that followed with that spider.
When he recovers, he finds himself stronger, faster, and tougher than he was before, and more ‘aware’ of his surroundings. Worse, he was ‘seeing’ things before they happened. He doesn’t know what to do with these abilities at first but is inspired by seeing the masked wrestler El Santo perform on TV. He hits on the idea of fighting for money with a masked identity. It goes rather well, but we know how this song and dance goes by now.
After his, he invents gloves and boots to better help him climb across surfaces, as well as web-shooters for ranged entrapment. He soon figured out web-swinging from there. And thus, Spider-Man was born! But what did cause his powers to awaken? It goes back a few hundred years. One of the greatest swordsmen of all time was a man named Zatoichi. Upon learning of this man, one of the greatest criminal masterminds of all time (Fu Manchu) attempted to re-create this man’s skills. This eventually led to the creation of the Nanjin, a sect of Warrior Monks who ritually blinded themselves to “See With the Heart”. Over time, The Devil Doctor did his best to be eugenic about the subject, but random mutation is going to random. Peter Parker his the jackpot with his genes. Upon suffering a horrendous injury, an epigenetic response kicked in and he became as they were--more in fact with an enhanced musculature and reaction time on top of it. How strong is he? Well, starting out, he was a very athletic human, far more so for his size and weight. After fighting and working out for a few years, he could give some species of vampire a go without much problem. Especially with his “spider-sense”.
And yes, Daredevil is a trained Nanjin. Obviously.
Also, this year, Jessica Drew is the only survivor of a car crash into a chemical truck that kills her family. With no one to watch her, she is kidnapped and experimented on by HYDRA. 1962-1966 - Many of Spider-Man’s classic rogues appear in this timeframe. Notable oddities about them based on what people assume are as follows: Vulture’s ‘flight harness’ was based on the old Doc Savage designed Rocket Pack, most famously employed by the Rocketeer (Cliff Seacord) back in the Late 30s/Early 40s; Otto Octavius is a Cthulhu Cultist; The Sandman is a person who absorbed a juvenile Founder/Changeling and gained some semblance of their shapeshifting abilities; The Lizard is likely tied to the experiments which created the “Alligator Man” of Bayou Landing (The Alligator People); Electro is one of several known “Electrical Mutants” -- people who were born with an electro-kinetic ability.
1964 - Norman Osborn becomes the Green Goblin.
1965 - Peter Parker meets Mary Jane Watson and Gwen Stacy.
1966 - Flash Thompson goes to Vietnam.
1969 - The death of George Stacy, Gwen Stacy’s Father.
1972 - Giant-Size Spider-Man #2 - Spider-Man and Shang-Chi team up against Shang’s Father, Fu Manchu.
Peter Parker marries Gwen Stacy. 1973 - Giant-Size Spide-Man #1 - Spider-Man tangles with (a) Dracula.
1974 - Giant-Size Spider-Man #3 - Spider-Man helps resolve a case started by Doc Savage in 1934.
Flash Thompson comes back from Vietnam with a wife, Sha-Shan Nguyen-Thompson, but without his legs.
Jessica Drew escapes Hydra’s indoctrination and tries to make headway as a hero on her own as “Spider-Woman”. It does not go well.
1975 - Marvel Team-Up #36-37 - Spider-Man meets Frankenstein’s Monster. Superman vs. the Amazing Spider-Man - Spider-Man is tricked into fighting the legendary Superman by the machinations of Otto Octavius and Lex Luthor. They eventually team up and stop the malcontents. 1976 - Jessica Drew decides to re-invent herself as the heroine “Jewel” since her powers really have very little to do with Spiders. 1977 - Professor Miles Warren’s plan of making Gwen Stacy his own via “cloning” is exposed by the ‘new’ Green Goblin, Harry Osborn. Unfortunately, tat technology is over a decade away, and his “Clone” is more “Human Meat Puppet” and rather horrifying. In the conflagration/confrontation, he and Gwen Stacy are killed. Harry Osborn disappears for a time... Mary Jane Watson-Osborn and Peter Parker comfort each other over their mutual losses.
Jessica Drew finds herself under the thrall of a mind-mage known as “The Purple Man.” The thrall is eventually broken, but though she manages to recover, it leaves scars.
1978 - Marvel Team-Up #79 - Thanks to a mystical malady, Spider-Man battles Kulan Gath, and things could have ended up badly for him, if not for the revelation that Mary-Jane Watson was a descendant of Red Sonja of Hyrkania. Touching an artifact allowed the She-Devil to manifest in the present and aid Spider-Man in taking down her ancient foe.
Spider-Man first encounters the blind seer Madame Web.
Birth of Samuel Thompson to Flash and Sha-Shan Thompson.
Jessica Drew takes up two new identities, Knightress (for about 5 minutes) and Jessica Jones to distance herself from what happened.
1980 - Marvel Treasury Edition #28 - Spider-Man manages to accidentally thwart the plans of Doctor Doom, to turn the monster known as Parasite into a massive energy storage device after it drained the life force from the Hulk, Superman, and Wonder Woman.
Secret War - Spider-Man is one of the many people invited to this decade’s Mortal Kombat tournament. Unfortunately for Shao Khan, so is Superman (Clark Kent), and he utterly wrecks the event, making the whole thing a wash, forcing Shao Khan to wait another decade to continue his win streak. The monstrous being known as “Venom” follows Spider-Man from Outworld. One of the people taken in by this is a survivor of “The Shop”, Julia Carpenter. Taking a cue from Spider-Man, she dubs herself Spider-Woman (II).
Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson marry.
Mattie Franklin born.
1981 - Marvel Team-Up #111-112 - Spider-Man has a time-traveling adventure featuring King Kull, battling against Valusian Serpent-Men. Marvel Team-Up Annual #5 - Spider-Man has more adventures with the Serpent-Men and their ancient enemies, Kull and Conan.
1982 - The monster “Venom” reveals himself. Its first host is Eddie Brock.
May “Mayday” Parker is born.
1983 - The Venom creature spawns, creating the horror known as Carnage. It goes on to spawn more Symbiotes. Jessica Jones has a child with Luke Cage (Daniel Cage) and later marries him. 1984 - Spider-Man and Batman: Disordered Minds - Spider-Man and Batman (III) team-up.
Kraven’s Last Hunt occurs.
Cindy Moon, the grandaughter of Flash Thompson, born.
1985 - Batman/Spider-Man - Batman and Spider-Man team up once again.
1988 - Anya Corazon born.
1990 - Julia Carpenter retires as Spider-Woman, Madame Web begins recruiting her as a replacement for herself.
1991 - Richard Wentworth jr., the descendant of the pulp-era anti-hero known as The Spider takes to the streets, and takes umbrage with the ‘pretender’ that is Peter Parker. He and Peter clash several times over the next few years, and the comic industry uses the presence of a ‘second Spider” to inflate the “Clone Saga” to ridiculous levels.
Thanks to developments from InGen being stolen when the company was liquidated in 1990, Efforts to Clone Spider-Man go forward under multiple groups. The results are nicknamed “Kaine” but artificial again technology doesn’t exist, so it wouldn’t bear fruit for many years.
1993 - May Parker Sr. passes away.
1995 - Richard Wentworth jr. goes to more volatile places around the world to sate his bloodlust.
Miles Morales born.
1996 - Gwen Stacy (II), niece of Gwen Stacy (via Gabriel Stacy) is born.
Mattie Franklin, a half-demon with arachnid affinities decided to become “Spider-Woman”. Her desire to prove herself causes quite a few problems.
1998 - Mayday Parker has her first outing as Spider-Girl under her parent's noses. After a few of these outings, she catches Mattie Franklin’s attention, who challenges her to a “Title Fight.” Mattie loses and chooses to go by “The Scarlet Spider” for a time afterward.
Benjamin Parker is born to Peter and Mary Jane Parker.
Cindy Moon is identified by the Nanjin and is kidnapped for ‘training’ by them. She ends up with a similar condition to Peter Parker.
2000 - Peter Parker retires from being Spider-Man and working Biotech to become a teacher at his old High School. Mayday Parker takes over properly as Spider-Girl.
2003 - Anya Corazon is kidnapped by the tattered remains of the organization known as Shocker and partly transformed into a quasi-magical cyborg super-soldier by them. She is rescued before she could be brainwashed by Kamen Rider (Kamen Rider Spirits). She takes her new ‘gift’ and becomes known as “Arana”, though people often call her “The Other Spider-Girl” to both her and Mayday’s annoyance.
2004 - Mattie Franklin dies battling drug-runners.
2005 - Samuel Thompson becomes bonded to the “Venom” Symbiot (or a facsimile thereof) by the U.S. Government. Dubbed “Agent Venom” he works with them as he furthers his military career.
Julia Carpenter takes over formally as Madame Web on the original’s passing.
2009 - Miles Morales is bitten by a spider carrying an attempt to create a retroviral payload to make Nanjin Adepts. He nearly dies from the venom, but it works -- with an added perk or two.
2011 - Miles Morales becomes Spider-Man with Peter and May’s blessings.
Kaine Parker reveals his existence to Peter, but more out of obligation, as he’d rather be left alone. He is not, thanks to mystical shenanigans. Even moving to Huston doesn’t help in that regard. He dubs himself “The Scarlet Spider”.
2012 - Cindy Moon escapes the Nanjin order and goes to “Spider-Man” to help. Mayday Parker does her best to get her settled after over a decade in isolation.
2013 - The “Ghost Spider” appears, and is eventually revealed to be Gwen Stacy (II), niece and namesake of the Gwen Stacy Peter knew. She is ‘accepted’ by the family, but has been through quite a lot and is often chastised for making bad decisions.
2018 - Miles Morales has his mind swapped with that of the extremely aged Otto Octavius via a dark ritual.
2019 - Miles Morales is freed of Otto’s domination of his mind. However, the Grand-Nephew of Otto Octavius (name currently unknown) begins causing him problems, dubbing himself the “Superior Spider-Man.”
Crossover Woes
While tracking all the various anime crossovers that can be linked to western works/other anime branching crossovers from there, I had some bad times. First, I realized a connection I had to Durarara!! and thus Baccano! and Vamp! didn’t work out.
THEN I found out that, thanks to the fake company WcDonalds, I had to include Sword Art Online as part of the crossover timeline.
Just... Damnit. Because the WcDonalds crossover also brought in Cowboy Bebop. So I lose that too if I try and work around goddamn SAO.
Superman Real-Time Aging Timeline
As a followup to my Batman Timeline, here’s Superman!
After this, it’s either Wonder Woman, Spider-Man, or The Flash, but I don’t think any of them will be this complex. After all, it’s Superman!
A thing to understand, just as a general rule, there are other Kryptonian and Kryptonian like species running around. Sort of. There are basic species and then several derivatives, which have since become their own cultures, but all hold to the same general roots of which Kryptonians are a part of. These include, but are not limited to: The Kree, The Kherubim, The Viltrumites, and The Daxamites. There are others, of course, but that should give you an idea of what’s out there in the vast reaches of the universe.
As before, I won’t really go into villains that much (unless people ask me to do a quick rundown, at which point I’ll do my best).
Another thing to note is that, for the purposes of the crossover timeline, things are a lot less powerful than the comics would have you believe. A lot of people who engage in crossover timeline work tend to work from a “World Outside Your Window” approach. So, while weird things happen, they aren’t well known or accepted.
But we live at a time when flat-earthers and all sorts of reality denial run rampant.
But the short of it is, ya know how the Golden Age Superman couldn’t fly and could only jump 1/8th of a mile? That’s basically where we are at. Artillery shells can harm him, but bullets can’t. He has amazing senses and laser-eyes, but only his descendants who study advanced Chi-altering martial arts can exceed the limits of flesh and they are the ones who truly fly.
This is also why things that would normally be a joke for Superman to face in a crossover turn out to be actual threats.
But the comics do exaggerate in part to inflate Superman’s abilities to avoid conflicts if at all possible. Yes, as Watson to Holmes, DC is to Superman as far as this timeline is concerned. So, we get to take everything with a grain of salt.
I mean, remember last time when Cass pissed of the editors? Same deal.
Okay? Here we go!
Woman Vs. Machine:
The sky above Manhattan cracked with emerald lightning. Citizens looked upward in terror as a colossal figure strode between the skyscrapers.
Giganta.
At nearly one hundred feet tall, the giantess towered over the city like a living mountain. Her red hair whipped through hurricane-force winds while her footsteps shook the streets below.
"Out of my way!" she shouted. "I've got unfinished business with the Justice League!"
Before anyone could answer, a beam of golden light erupted from the heavens. The clouds split apart. Something descended.
Not a person.
Not a god.
A weapon.
The Asgardian Destroyer Armor struck the ground with enough force to crater several city blocks. The enchanted metal giant slowly rose from the smoking rubble, its featureless face staring up at Giganta.
The giantess folded her arms. "Seriously? Thor sends an empty suit of armor?" The Destroyer's faceplate suddenly opened. A blinding torrent of cosmic energy exploded forth. Giganta barely crossed her arms before the beam struck her.
BOOOOOOM!
She was blasted backward through three skyscrapers. Glass rained across Manhattan. Giganta growled and pushed herself upright. "Okay. That's actually impressive." She charged. The streets shattered beneath her feet. The Destroyer met her head-on. The collision sounded like a meteor striking Earth. A shockwave rippled across the city. Windows exploded for miles.
Giganta threw the first punch. The Destroyer blocked. She threw a second. Then a third. Each blow carried enough force to level a mountain. The enchanted armor slid backward but refused to fall. Its metal fists hammered into Giganta's stomach.
The giantess staggered. "Not bad!" She grabbed the Destroyer's arm and hurled it into the Hudson River. The armor skipped across the water like a cannonball. Giganta smirked. Then the river exploded. The Destroyer launched skyward, propelled by mystical energy. It struck Giganta directly beneath the jaw.
The giantess crashed backward into Central Park. Entire sections of earth folded upward like waves. The Destroyer landed atop her and unleashed another energy blast directly into her face. The surrounding trees vanished instantly.
Giganta roared.
With a surge of strength, she wrapped both arms around the armor and squeezed. The enchanted metal groaned. Cracks appeared in the ground beneath them. The Destroyer responded by channeling its cosmic energies inward.
A sphere of golden fire erupted outward. The resulting explosion could be seen from orbit. Both combatants were launched in opposite directions. Giganta slammed into the side of a mountain hundreds of miles away.
The Destroyer crashed into the Atlantic Ocean. For several moments, neither moved. Then both rose again. Giganta laughed. The Destroyer silently floated back toward the battlefield. "You know," Giganta admitted, wiping blood from her lip, "most heroes give up by now."
The armor offered no reply. It simply attacked again. For hours the battle raged.
Across mountains.
Across oceans.
Across continents.
Giganta uprooted forests and swung entire sections of rock like clubs. The Destroyer endured everything. The armor unleashed enough mystical energy to vaporize battleships. Giganta absorbed the punishment and kept coming. Neither could gain a decisive advantage.
The Destroyer's enchantments made it nearly indestructible. Giganta's incredible size and metahuman resilience made her equally difficult to put down. As sunset turned the horizon crimson, the two titans found themselves standing amid the ruins of an uninhabited island in the North Atlantic.
Giganta was bruised. The Destroyer's armor was dented and scorched. Both were still standing. Both were still dangerous. Giganta cracked her knuckles. The Destroyer's faceplate glowed brighter than the sun. Then something unexpected happened. Neither attacked.
For the first time all day, they simply stared at one another. Giganta let out a tired laugh. "You're the most stubborn thing I've ever fought." The Destroyer remained motionless. A moment later, a bolt of rainbow light descended from the sky.
The Bifrost.
A distant voice echoed through the heavens. "Enough." The command carried the unmistakable authority of an Asgardian king. The Destroyer's faceplate dimmed. Its fists lowered. Giganta raised an eyebrow. "That's it?"
The armor turned toward the rainbow bridge. Before stepping into the light, it looked back at her. Just for a second. As though acknowledging a worthy opponent. Then it vanished. The island fell silent. Giganta sat down heavily on a broken cliffside and watched the sunset.
A grin slowly spread across her face.
"No Justice League."
"No Avengers."
"No gods."
"Just me and a giant magic can-opener." She laughed to herself. Far away, in the golden halls of Asgard, the Destroyer Armor stood once more at rest. Unbroken. Unconquered. And for perhaps the first time in centuries, it had found an opponent powerful enough to fight it to a true standstill.