#crow speakeths

[thecrowcollector]

Y'know

I need an audio of Jester reading a book.

I NEED this man to read to me.

It can be the book he's currently reading (leviathan I'm pretty sure) or it can be a different book like crime and punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky (that would definitely give me a reason to read it lmao) or even Dracula (I think?) by Bram Stoker.

That's all

[thecrowcollector]

Let me just....

*leaves this here at your feet.*

*runs away*

[thecrowcollector]

I don't care

I need audio of literally sleeping with Pierrot and Harlequin -

Seriously.

I already had plans on figuring out how to get the poly route because fuck making decisions 😌

[thecrowcollector]

More BTA and BSD interactions because sillies

BSD Dazai: I am Dazai

BTA Dazai: and I am also Dazai

Both: but we are not the same person

BTA Dazai: we may have similar lives

Bsd Dazai, gesturing to both BSD and BTA Chuuya: and we may have similar wives

Both: but we are different nonetheless!

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Me: this is a joke that I thought was funny. This joke has already been made on Tiktok if I remember correctly in cosplay format but I can't remember nor can I find it 😭

[thecrowcollector]

Crow is just being Crow I recommend ignoring

How I imagine coming out as aroace to anyone would be like:

Me: so I have decided that I'm actually aroace

Anyone online: but don't you simp for [insert anime character here]? So, that can't be true.

Anyone in my family: you're lying. One day you'll see that, that isn't true.

Any of my friends: you're lying. You're miss using that term.

How it would actually be but I'm just an idiot:

Me: so I have decided that I'm actually aroace..

Anyone online: good for you and at least 99% percent of us don't actually care

Anyone in my family: good for you

Any of my friends: good job you're the like second person in this group who doesn't have any attraction to real people.

[thecrowcollector]

"All country music is about is love, whiskey, sadness, cheating, if not hunting!!"

Okay but what the fuck is this then?

It's literally about an ass -

[thecrowcollector]

HERE ME OUT

Reaver from the fable games

That's it.

Tatty-bye!!

[thecrowcollector]

I thought of this while reading uh a fic

So Jinshi in the series is said to be so beautiful that if he wore makeup, his looks would cause a war of sorts alone

And Chuuya ....

Well he's needless to say is practically worshipped by his fans (I am one of them)

So...

which is more likely to cause a more devastating war with their looks with or without makeup?

Jinshi

Chuuya

Voting ended onJan 3