#crowley hate

[oh-hopeless-heart]

yusei's favs food: chicken tenders, sour gummies

yusei's least fav food: crowley.

crowley: huh? but I am not food-?

yusei: not yet. not. yet. 🪓👁👁

crowley will soon be cooked (pun intended)

She craves violence

[cloudyydreamer]

☁️The Makings of a Mistake☁️

DISCLAIMER: yuu's pronouns for this chapter are she/her

Villain AU Post (read this if you haven't or you won't understand the context)

Part 1 (current), Part 2

𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ ☁️་༘𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ ☁️་༘𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ ☁️་༘𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ ☁️་༘𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ ☁️་༘𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ ☁️་༘𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ ☁️་༘

If Yuu Astra was told she was going to regret not listening to her dumb ass of a friend's ramblings about a retelling of 'The Moon Girl,' then she would smack them. Because when Saya Kumar started yapping about 'A Twisted Tale,' she would not stop. The girl was a danger to society, in all honesty!

And if you don't know what 'The Moon Girl' is, then have you been living under a rock? It's only the most famous folk tale that was drilled into every elementary schooler's brain about, "not using your powers stupidly." But the second story, 'A Twisted Tale,' was a little newer, and kind of niche. And unfortunately, Yuu's friend was one of the few people part of the fandom.

And Saya made it Yuu's problem. Every. Single. Day.

☁️𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ ☁️་༘𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ ☁️་༘𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ (ONE HOUR AGO)𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ ☁️་༘𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ ☁️་༘𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ

"C'monn Yuu," Saya begged, "the book is so good! I need someone to rant to about it!" Yuu stared at the pathetic state of her friend sprawled across the floor. "See, that is propaganda I'm NOT falling for." Yuu shook her head, "And you tell me about it all the time anyways."

"Honestly, I feel so bad for Dahlia, he's so pretty too," Saya pursed her lips, putting her purple book bag down.

"That the only reason you like him?"

"What? No! You make me sound shallow!"

An amused grin took place on Yuu's face. She wouldn't call this bullying per say (Saya would though), but making fun of people is so entertaining. But if there was a character Yuu had to pick, the context from Saya's rants, then Dahlia would be her choice. The guy wasn't some tragic side character who gave his life for the female lead, sure he was manipulated, but his crash out was valid. And his snide comments were hilarious.

If they ever met, Yuu would think she and him would get along.

But that was stupid, why would Yuu ever meet a fictional character in real life?

"You know, you sort of remind me of the heroine, Yuuri." Saya tilted her head to take a good look at Yuu. An appalled gasp spilled out of Yuu's mouth, "She's the fakest byatch I've ever heard about."

"I mean, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do to get home I guess. But she could've left my guy Dahlia out of it. Like, justice for the villain." Saya commented.

Saya dug a claw clip out of her bag and pinned her dark hair into a bun, "You know what character I hate the most though?" Yuu sighed, already knowing the answer.

"The crow."

"I HATE THAT MAN SO MUCH!"

"Him and his stupid, 'For I am so gracious' nonsense put like a ton of his students at risk!" Saya's brown eyes burned with pure, unfiltered hate. "Uh huh," Yuu took out her phone and scrolled through TikTok.

"Ugh, don't ignore meee!"

"Then talk about something interesting."

"This is bullying."

☁️𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ ☁️་༘𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ ☁️་༘𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ (THE PRESENT) 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ ☁️་༘𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ ☁️་༘𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ ☁️་

Yuu Astra is currently being chased by a demonic hell spawn weasel who can spew blue fire like he's Azula from Avatar. Just great.

She isn't nonathletic per say, she's a skater for star's sake. But running through an unfamiliar building without having eaten since.....yesterday?.....is tiring. She's only human! Yuu looked around, books, books, and...floating books? This weird ass school is giving her the creeps. Yuu just wants to go home and plop onto her bed, pretending she doesn't have homework. Wait. HOMEWORK! She has an English paper and a stupid Calculus mastery check due tonight!

"Oh stars and above, give me strength," Yuu muttered in exasperation as she internally cried. This was not supposed to be happening.

"Myah! There you are human," the weasel jumped out from nowhere with a mischievous grin on its face, "foolish for thinking you could outrun me!"

"Now gimmie that uniform!"

Oh yeah, did Yuu mention the weasel wanted her to strip? No? Well now she is.

"Not so fast!" A new voice cut in, a wip sprung out and captured the weasel. "Yoich! What's this weird whip?!" The weasel cried out in pain. Yuu would've felt bad, but then she remembered it was trying to turn her into a toasted marshmallow, and all feelings of pity went away.

"It's no mere whip, it's the lash of love!" The voice, which came from a man much taller than herself, proclaimed. She doesn't know why, but Yuu felt a sudden feeling of annoyance towards the man.

"Ah, there you are! I've been looking for the new student everywhere, who would've thought you'd be here!"

New student??? What's going on? Can someone fill her in?!

"Uh, lowkey Mr. Bird man, I think you got the wrong kid." Yuu cringed at the awkwardness of her voice, but then again, once this was all over, she'd never see the ugly masked man again. Totally. "While I don't understand the meaning of 'lowkey,' I can assure you, I am not mistaken! You are wearing the ceremonial robes and came out of the gates correct?" The man tightened his leash on the weasel while it was squirming.

"Oh the coffins?"

"The gates, yes."

Why is this school giving necromancer???? Before Yuu could ask anything, the bird man just started walking ahead. "We must hurry, we're already late for the ceremony. Honestly, bringing an untrained familiar and bursting out of the gates before I can come get you," the man shook his head, "what little patience you have."

"Familiar?"

"Yes."

Yuu looked at the weasel, "This thing?"

"Yes." The man looked annoyed.

"He is NOT my familiar-" "-The Great Grim is no one's familiar!"

Yuu sent the weasel, who's name was Grim apparently, a stink eye for talking at the same time she did. "Yes yes, rebellious ones always say that."

"Hold up," Yuu made the man pause, "who even are you? And where am I? Are you kidnapping me? Because if so, just saying, my parents ain't gonna pay the ransom, we're broke as fuck." The man made a squawking noise, "As if we would ever kidnap a child! Great heavens, the magic must have rattled your brain. But fine, I shall explain for I am so gracious!"

Gracious my foot! Also, where has Yuu heard that phrase before? She could swear it seemed familiar.

"This is Night Raven College, prestigious all boys institute for magic, and only those who are summoned by the Dark Mirror are able to attend. And I am your headmaster, Dire Crowley!"

.....what?

What in the Harry Potter re brand is this?! Magic, all boys academy, and Dark Mirror?? Wait a minute, all boys? I mean, it's not really like she cares, Yuu was never one to conform to the social restrictions of gender confines, but she is biologically a girl.....could she use this to leave? "Where are we going?" She asked the man, or Mr. Crowley should she say. (Yuu is semi embarrassed she used gen z language with the school's headmaster). "Why to your sorting ceremony of course," Crowley gave no further explanation and burst open the doors of a room Yuu hadn't even noticed they'd approached.

Once she stepped foot inside and saw all the people in the same "ceremonial robes" she was, somehow, changed into, Yuu knew she was cooked, deep fried, and boiled.

She only had one thought in her mind.

Oh my stars, this is a cult.

[satans-my-spirit-animal]

Crowley when he sends a bunch of freshman to an abandoned mine:

[bitter-blogger]

God if I liked Crowley even a little bit at all I might feel bad for how obviously in love with Dean he was and how Dean clearly did not feel the same. but I don’t so... eh.

[oh-hopeless-heart]

Hum hum... What does the court think of

Yee x Yui...? Platonic or not

They're so silly...

OMFG THEY ARE SO CUTE IM GONNA CRY

And i welcome both platonic and romantic dynamics HEHEHEHEHE

I will doodle them in the future

[satans-my-spirit-animal]

Crowley work? NEVER!

[satans-my-spirit-animal]

Crowley work? NEVER!

[bangoskank]

i am so fucking here for crowley’s death!!!