#croyle

[gjdraws]

Remember when Kevin Crocker managed to goad Jake into (1) leaving his girlfriend, (2) who'd just lost her father to murder, (3) to drive all the way to prison so (4) Jake could break the glass down and have a dust-up with him?

Special mention to Jake being the physical embodiment of this emoji 🥹upon meeting Crocker after he's been exonerated:

[joannerowling]

In my Croyle fanfic what should be the main parallel ship (or b couple)?

dradley

one-sided drarry (+ one-sided dransy)

oc (greg's sister i've just made up) x random hogwarts student

giant squid x hogwarts castle

all of the above

other suggestions, please share

Voting ended onFeb 15

[albi-bumblebee]

Crabbe and Goyle were tragic yaoi btw <3

"Crabbe and Goyle were both wearing green; they resembled moss-colored boulders, and neither of them, Harry was pleased to see, had managed to find a partner” <3

They went to the yule ball together<3(Harry thinks they're just dateless because he has his heteronormativity goggles on)(the internalized homophobia was getting his ass <3)

Then Crabbe literally died in front of Goyle <3 so sad

[recanteddeatheater]

                         “ And I gave Malfoy a  b l a c k  e y e, and                            Neville tried to take on Crabbe and Goyle single-handed!                                   He's still out cold but Madam Pomfrey says he'll be all right  -                                                             talk about  s h o w i n g  Slytherin! ”

[matthew-hunt]

Grandstand | 28 | 2.8 | #23

[gjdraws]

Republic of Doyle / S4E12 The Return of the Kingpin

I need you all to know Allan Hawco wrote this show, and this dialogue, for these characters specifically.

[gjdraws]

Paul Gross doing the Slutty Evil Monologue TM

(Republic of Doyle S2E13, Family Business)

[joannerowling]

i'm at the yule ball part of the 4th audio book right now and omg croyle went there with each other. immediately thought of you when i heard that

Canon ship #mycanonship