could you possibly do the beloved handsome bois with a nb reader who has like become the local creature™️, like reader is straight up considered a cryptid where they live, they’re weird and mysterious and have cryptid vibes but they’re somewhat famous for it
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hi 🦕!! I could definitely try for you!! this is lowk so hilarious cause I took most inspirational thoughts from the members of sleep token 😭 (and star wars) I love my cryptid freaks ; but this is adorbs, I love it, I love you for this 🦕 ; tysm for requesting, hope you enjoy!!! ; also for context, established relationships!!
HANDSOME BROS ; cryptid
includes ; tommyinnit, badlinu, maxggs & ranboo
warnings ; language
masterlist
TOMMYINNIT
you just like... walk around with a fucking cloak at night???
no one sees you in the day, only at night
you become an urban legend fr
kids are scared of you type shit
you usually dont talk to play into the bit
tommy finds it so fucking funny
sometimes he'll stalk you from a distance to make it obv hes not with you but try to see people's reactions
YOU SCARE YOUNG CHILDREN.
sometimes you chase after people when they recognize you and disappear into an alley while you stifle your laughter
your blonde boyfie records some of them for shits and giggles
sometimes youll post them on local Facebook walls like "Britain cryptid spotted chasing locals!!!" lmfaoo
FREDDIE BADLINU
you literally have a dark cloak and keep yourself in the dark when you walk around town
you even carry a realistic lightsaber and turn it on (fancy noise, light animation and all) when people get close to you
literally a real life anakin skywalker rolling around britain???
people love you for it
some spend their evenings trying to find you for a photo or cool video since youre always welcome to them as long as your face stays hidden and whatnot
you even have secret pockets on the inside to give kids some star wars keychains and stuff
you even once gave a spare lightsaber to a kid who was hyperfixated on star wars and their special interest was how sabers are built / made / work
literally met a mini lightsaber engineer at 8pm on a thursday 😭🙏
Freddie finds it so cute but he never goes with you, its your thing, it was your thing way before you ever got together and he doesnt want to intrude
he still stalks local fb groups to see if anyone's posting about you
MAXGGS
you wear a full mask and tops with hoods to conceal your face and paint your skin (whatever color you like) to look less human
youre basically cosplaying an oc youve created over the years, a cryptic inhuman version of yourself
youve lowkey made some lore especially pulling from what people say when they pass around the urban legend
sometimes you just start dancing on the boardwalk out of nowhere or start spinning around light poles
sometimes you just climb up traffic light poles and do pull-ups and sit on top and chill while people take pictures of you
you kinda feel like those haunt actors at theme parks yk
sometimes max joins you in a getup or he'll trail behind you like a camera man
you post some short clips on youtube and tiktok of your shenanigans since max likes to encourage your silliness
youre just the neighborhood cryptid who climbs on shit and randomly emotes, harmless and funny
RANBOO
you literally dress up in a scary old full body costume covered in dirt and probably some specks of fake blood and stroll around after dark
you scare the living shit out of people even though theres nothing confirmed or anything
people quickly start making up stories and you turn into an urban legend within a few years
kinda like the bunny dude under the bridge with the axe who escaped a mental hospital
people take blurry pictures of you and share it online and make up theories and shit
you have your own subreddit 😭😭
ranboo love helping expand the lore and make fake shit and stuff for the story
they make everything look so credible and have like 473773 reddit accs to add random details and stuff
its so funny
he loves expanding your weird little character and help scare people without even doing anything
