Jan 21, 2022
gradually coming to terms with the fact that I’m just 58 paradoxes in a multi-colored trench coat
seen from United States
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seen from Singapore
seen from United States
gradually coming to terms with the fact that I’m just 58 paradoxes in a multi-colored trench coat
Wait, you're telling me it's not normal to stay up all night worshiping the moon and dissecting owl pellets?
The moon is so....
BRIGHT
✨ Cryptid Hunting Fanny pack! 🖤
SHOP
The neighbor's see me vibing and I become a cryptid
Had some lunch today
Twice now when I've gone to the liquor store in town the checkout guy has asked for my ID and exclaimed "Oh! You have the same birthday as me!"
The first time I replied, "Same day as Edward Cullen." 😬
The second time I couldn't embarrass myself with a twilight reference because I was too busy wondering how many people with the same birthday must come through that small town liquor store.