Summary: Once Georgie finds out Cartman wants Stan dead, she contacts him ready to help. They discuss the fine details of Stan's death once Eric realizes she's his accountabilibuddy.
Takes Place: August 5th 2012, Part of Miniplot V: Beiberfest.
Georgie Kafton: What do you need, Cartman?
Georgie Kafton: Guns? Knives? Bait?
Georgie Kafton: I can get it for you.
Eric Cartman: Everything.
Eric Cartman: Stan is a huge fucking threat, did you hear the fucking questions he posed at the dinner?
Eric Cartman: He almost got kicked out! He almost ruined it for ALL OF US
Eric Cartman: and then he has the NERVE to ask out Kyle AFTER he makes out with my girlfriend?
Eric Cartman: He needs to get taken down, NOW.
Georgie Kafton: Yes. Not to mention he's a giant dick.
Georgie Kafton: My resources and skills are at your disposal.
Eric Cartman: We have to make it look like an accident.
Eric Cartman: My plan is, to propose the whole "Break into HQ" thing and then OF COURSE he'll want to be a part of it
Eric Cartman: and then that's when we spring something and we'll just blame it on HQ.
Georgie Kafton: Perfect. Not as dramatic as I would have liked, but it'll have to do.
Georgie Kafton: I'm sure you can get a good line in there somewhere for the cameras.
Eric Cartman: OF fucking course
Eric Cartman: You can design the trap though! I can be as deadly as you fucking want it.
Eric Cartman: I want to watch him bleed out.
Eric Cartman: You're good at that, right?
Georgie Kafton: Yes. Yes I am.
Eric Cartman: I want to watch the life drain from his eyes, and I want every nerve on his body flaring up in pain.
Georgie Kafton: Ooh. Sounds delightful.
Eric Cartman: It can be as deadly as you fucking want it*
Eric Cartman: I want to be the last thing he fucking sees - oh wait! Me with Kyle AND wendy.
Eric Cartman: Oh and I want him to die slowly, and then I want to cut off his balls and make him lick the blood clean from them with the same fucking tongue he probably kissed Kyle with...
Georgie Kafton: I'm not sure we can make that look like an accident but I appreciate the level of vindictiveness you're bringing to the table.
Georgie Kafton: I'd personally like to see him cry and beg for mercy only to stab him through the heart and cut out his tongue and say I'd never, ever help him...
Georgie Kafton: But it's not really practical, is it?
Eric Cartman: ... he asked you for help?
Georgie Kafton: In the hypothetical scenario he would ask me for help to stop him from dying, yes. He's never actually asked me for help. Too much of a fucking idiot for that.
Eric Cartman: Stop him from dying? How.
Eric Cartman: He's dying?
Eric Cartman: Oh hypothetical... damn.
Eric Cartman: Well you're his Accountailibuddy. You should... take advantage of that.
Georgie Kafton: You're not very good with reading comprehension. How do you suggest?
Eric Cartman: Poison him while he's sleeping, leaving him in the middle of Denver, ratting him out to Yates, ANYTHING
Georgie Kafton: Well he's already in trouble with Yates.
Georgie Kafton: And we already have a plan now.
Eric Cartman: True.
Eric Cartman: So I guess the game is patience.
Eric Cartman: Fuck.
Georgie Kafton: Perhaps we should keep this to ourselves as well? It'd be unnecessary to get anyone else involved, after all.
Eric Cartman: I agree. This is basically between you and I considering the severity of the situation.
Eric Cartman: Unless I just fucked myself over because you're a guard now.
Summary: Ike and Georgie go on a romantic-type outing
Takes Place:Sat, July 14th
Ike: would you like to go out tonight and do something
Georgie: Yes. What?
Ike: uh
Ike: well there is the bars and the olivia wilde garden and kareoke
Ike: or something outdoors
Georgie: I would like to see you sing Karaoke.
Ike: hah really
Georgie: Yes.
Ike: I can do that definitely if you want to subject yourself to it
Georgie: Hah. I'll meet you there in an hour.
Ike: ok
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Ike: *Hanging around outside the kareoke place, hands in pockets, hair actually brushed for once and waiting for Georgie*
Georgie: *walks up in new shiny catsuit she bought as a "uniform" of sorts and gives him an awkward wave.* You brushed your hair?
Ike: *Shrugs a bit* It's getting too long not to without looking like a cultist. I like your outfit.
Georgie: *raises eyebrow* Oh? You do? *smirks* Well. Anyway. we should probably. Go inside.
Ike: *Lifts his own eyebrows in response before nodding, turning and holding open the door behind himself as he walked in* Yeah, I do.
Georgie: Thanks. *smiles and walks through the door and looking the place over. its hella tacky. looks at him expectantly even though he's probably never done this before either.*
Ike: *Stops in the area and looks around, frowning slightly before looking sideways at Georgie* So this is essentially like Rockband but just singing, right. I've played that before. Do we have to pay cover first or just... *shrugs, a bit*
Georgie: Yeah. I think so. *fishes enough money out of her pocket for their combined admission and slides it to the admission dude who stamps both their hands. She grabs Ike's hand* Let's get seats.
Ike: *Nods and follows along where he's pulled, till they end up at a little table with a good view of the stage. Sitting down, he looks up at the stage before glancing at her* So is this a normal activity for the guards when they're off duty or are you unusual in that respect
Georgie: *looks around.* About six people here are off duty guards. I guess it's pretty normal. I'm not a real guard, you know.
Ike: Well no obviously I just thought you might be given more insight into the entire business of how they're running everything. *looks around* Unless they're not actually telling you anything like assholes.
Georgie: They tell me things. But its a long gradual process of learning. It is an entire society after all. And they keep a bit from me as well. For example... where the others went.
Ike: *frowns a little, glancing around* I thought they'd been sent home. I'm not sure what else could have happened.
Georgie: Impossible. Anyway. What song are you going to sing for me. *looks at the list of songs in the large book on the table*
Ike: What song would you like me to sing you? *glances across at the book, scanning through a huge list of songs and singers he's never heard of* And what's impossible supposed to mean'
Georgie: *eyes stop on Material girl by Madonna and then continue.* It means Bieber is much too intelligent for that. Here. I want you to sing this. *points at "Just like Heaven"*
Ike: *twists head around a bit to see which one she's pointing at, noting the number beside the song before nodding* Alright. It's probably not going to be very good, just a warning.
Georgie: It'll be perfect. Now go. *smiles, practically pushing him up to the guy you tell your song to before you go onstage*
Ike: *Stumbles a little bit up to the guy in question, telling him the song number while glancing at Georgie out of the corner of his eye. Taking the microphone, he walked out onto the stage, swallowing a little bit and waiting for the music to start. After a moment it did, and the lyrics came up on the little TV stand thing on the stage.* Show me show me show me how you do that trick....
Georgie: *giggles extremely stupidly. she can feel herself blushing. she attempts to play her giggles off as a cough and fails, and just seems to be giggling even more.*
Ike: *Shoots her a vaguely concerned look, remembering last time they did this, and misses a cue as a result. Swallows again, speeding up to catch up, and looks directly at the screen in order to actually get the whole song out without looking like a massive idiot. Slows down as the song slows, looking back over at Georgie and grinning a little bit* Yooou, soft and only, Yoooou, lost and lonely...
Georgie: *Stands up to applaud dramatically, blushing like an idiot.*
Ike: *Blinks, flushing a little bit and looking back at the screen to stumble through the last few lines. Practically jogs offstage, shoving the microphone back at the DJ dude before throwing himself back into his seat, grinning embarrassed at Georgie* Hah sorry about the first bit I've never heard that song.
Georgie: I really need to make you a playlist. *smiles* It was... perfect. *sighs dreamily.* What song do you want me to sing for you?
Ike: Oh. Uhm... *leans forward to flip through the book a little bit, eyes skimming over the song lists before he glances up again* Actually, sing your favorite, so then I know what it sounds like.
Georgie: *Hides the book from him, looking up "Head over heels" and runs to the stage. She does the signature goth dance, taking out a cigarrette, for it, in fact, and taking a drag every so often* I wanted to be with you alone... to talk about the weather...
Ike: *Props his chin in his hands, arms braced against the table as he watches her sing with absolute attention, tapping one finger against his jaw in time to the music*
Georgie: Funny how time.... Flieeeeeeees. *She draws out the last word, taking a final drag of her cigarette and throws it on the ground, stomping on it. She takes a small curtsy and goes back to Ike.* How... how did you like it? *She smiles, hoping it left an impression on him just like his did on her.*
Ike: *grins, still leaning on his hands* That was really good. I liked the dancing, I've never seen anyone dance like that. Very restrained, it was interesting.
Georgie: Yeah. Henri and Evan and Dylan always used to dance like that. I just kind of... picked it up. Over time. *cracks her knuckles absently, sitting back down and watching the next person get on stage and sing Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend". She rolls her eyes*
Ike: I can see why they'd do it, then, in terms of nonconformity. Is that generally the way things work, you picked them up from them as opposed to direct instruction or what -- *interested in how goth-dom works, and leans forward over the table a bit, ignoring the dumbass on stage*
Georgie: Well... in my universe. We didn't talk a lot. You learned what was acceptable by gauging your actions bases on reactions... which is harder than it sounds given how passive and unaffected goths are. There were a lot of nuances that I didn't like that I wasn't allowed to protest... except around Henrietta who always coddled me... which had its pros and cons. I couldn't smoke around her... but I didn't have to take my coffee black and we had a special bond where we could show affection in private without calling eachother lame.
Ike: Smoking is ridiculously bad for you anyway so I can't disagree with her on that particular point *Drawls, a little bit, nodding* That sounds more like home though anyway if she was the one looking out for you as opposed to your b-parents. At least emotionally.
Georgie: *takes out another cigarette, rather goadingly* Yeah. Well. It's whatever. I plan to bring her here as soon as possible. And my Evan and Dylan, too.
Ike: *Looks at the cigarette before pointedly ignoring it* Won't having an entire set of identical people cause massive confusion?
Georgie: They'll be hidden away from the public eye. I plan to give them an abandoned warehouse full of cigarettes and booze. Creepiest one I can find. They'll all love it.
Ike: *pauses at that for a second and lifts one eyebrow* While you're working towards consolidation of power, I guess?
Georgie: Of course. And I can find a place for you, too. And your brother. Your real one. Maybe a nice laboratory somewhere. Or I could set you up with your own hospital.
Ike: Administering an actual hospital sounds like the kind of job leading to stabbing oneself in the eye *only half joking, then sort of straightens up a bit* I don't know if Kyle'd like it here. I mean. Maybe.
Georgie: So? *absolutely does not care about a Kyle she does not know* If you want him here... then I will bring him here.
Ike: Well my primary point was that I don't want him if he'd be unhappy. *says this in a way as though it were obvious* I mean the entire point might be moot and nobody can actually get home anyway, but still.
Georgie: Well we might not be able to get home but we can definitely bring people here. Why does his unhappiness matter? It's not like there's anything good about your world besides your relationship with eachother. This'd be an improvement.
Ike: That's not true there's plenty of things that are better back home than here, it's less noisy and people are less obnoxious in general and there's actually things to do besides watch said obnoxious people get drunk and hit each other. *trying not to sound defensive while actually in fact feeling extremely defensive*
Georgie: *totally ignores him to watch the six guardsmen's rendition of single ladies* So I'll find you two some books and a sound proof hospital. It won't be that hard.
Ike: *follows her line of vision up to the stage, rolls his eyes at the spectacular example of his exact point, and glances back at her* Really it's kind of pretty pointless to even try and decide before you assume control of the government anyway. Do you want a soda or drink or something.
Georgie: Yes. Coke. *continues to watch performance studiously. decides she should bring a karaoke machine to the 80s party*
Ike: Twilight Flavor or Diet iCarly?
Georgie: Diet iCarly. *takes out her pink notebook and begins writing a note to herself about the karoke machine.*
Ike: *nods and walks off to the bar to get two iCarly cokes and a basket of chips before returning, looking back up at the stage* What're you writing
Georgie: I'm bringing a Karoke machine to the party tommorow. It should inspire more "shipping".
Ike: ....with a boat?
Georgie: No. Shipping is a concept designed by the fans of shows. It's sort of like... creepy nerd lingo for "pairing us off."
Ike: *just stares at her blankly*
Georgie: Like... romantically.
Ike: ......that's weird.
Georgie: Yes, yes it is. Right now there's a lot of drama between our fans about Kyle and Stan vs. Kyle and Cartman. And everybody hates Wendy for no apparent reason.
Ike: Why would anyone else possibly care. *completely bewildered by this entire concept*
Georgie: Because that's what you do when you watch things, apparently.
Ike: Ah. *still looking somewhat blank* That. Huh. *shakes his head* I guess that's why the ratings are high, then? Wow.
Georgie: Yeah. We're definitely not as popular a ship, honestly. But you're quite popular with the younger crowd.
Georgie: And the middle age crowd, creepily enough.
Ike: That's, uh. Nice? I am honestly perfectly fine with not being a popular boat or ship or whatever.
Georgie: *shrugs and puts diary away, watching the next performance*
Ike: *just shakes his head again, reminded yet again that outlanders are fucking weird as fuck. looks up at the stage and sips his soda* bringing this machine to the party would be good rehersal for the Bieberfest thing, though.
Georgie: I'm still angry our group didn't make it. *takes a chip.*
Ike: Yeah. *grimaces a little bit* However if the bullshit between Kyle and Stan and Cartman is popular, it's probably a good to leverage that into the performance
Georgie: Yes. Luckily, half of 80s songs are love songs. So... we should be fine with that.
Ike: Half of all songs are love songs. Prelyrical songs are still half about love. It's ridiculous.
Georgie: It's annoying.
Ike: Extremely. *drinks more soda in finality* I hope when you assume control of the world there's hope for that travesty
Georgie: Of course. All songs will be angry power ballads about hating the world, or existentialism.
Ike: You could set up a system of patronage to anyone willing to make pop songs out of Kierkegaard's Journals. *snickers a little bit mostly to himself and eats some chips*
Georgie: *stifles a giggle and takes a drink of her soda* ...This is nice. We should do this more often.
Damien Thorne
Georgie.
Georgie Kafton
Yes.
Damien Thorne
There once was a man, who found a puppy.
Only it wasnt a normal dog pup, it was a wolf pup.
As the wolf and the man grew, everyone told the man that the dog was a wolf, and that it was wild, and would turn on him.
But the man didnt care.
He loved this god he raised.
He took him everywhere.
Well one day, the man took the dog on a plane with him...and it crashed.
When he woke, he was torn open and bleeding out, his organs showing.
The wolf was sitting by his side, unharmed, gazing down.
Three days the wolf stayed by his side.
And at the end of the third day, the wolf pushed his cold nose into the man's cold body, starting to eat away at his intestines.
The man only smiled,
And said,
"At least one of us gets to live.."
Georgie Kafton
Poetic. Where did you hear that one?
Damien Thorne
It was a short story I read while reading "Children of the Mind"
Georgie Kafton
Interesting find. What else do you have for me?
Damien Thorne
A slightly longer story
if you are willing to wait for me to type it out.
Georgie Kafton
Of course.
Damien Thorne
There were three men sitting in a pub; they were drinking to the death of a good friend.
After a few rounds, they made a drunken angry statement that they would find, and kill, death.
So the three men went out to look for death, and they stopped an old man. 'Do you know where we can find death?'
The old man nodded. 'I've been waiting for him for a long time...however, death normally waits under that tree...'
He pointed to a tre on a hill, and the three men promptly followed.
Once under the tree, they did not find exactly what they were looing for - rather, they found a stash of ritches and gold.
Ohh they were a greedy lot!
They decided to split the loot into thirds, and then at night take it back to their homes.
But it was mid day now, you see...
So the two older men told the younger to go into town and get some wine to rejoice with.
And he left.
And when he left, the two older men decided to kill him when he returned, and split the gold only into twos.
So the younger man came back with the wine, and they killed him and drank wha the'd brought back...
Only,
They did not know the boy had also been planning. He had put poison into the wine in attempt to keep the gold all to himself.
Georgie Kafton
I love a happy ending.
Damien Thorne
Well...
They found what they were looking for.
Did they not?
Georgie Kafton
Hah.
Damien Thorne
I thought it was cleverly writen.
Georgie Kafton
I agree completely.
Damien Thorne
Good.
Georgie Kafton
Any more stories to share?
Damien Thorne
Countless.
Hm..
Georgie Kafton
Hah.
Damien Thorne
There once was a man who molested children.
And he could not stand himself...
So, to stop himself, he cut off his dick.
but he could not stop touching...
so he cut off his hands.
But he could not stop talking of it,
So he cut off his tongue...
But he could not stop looking,
So he cut out his eyes..
But he could not stop thinking of it...
So he cut out his brain.
Then, he found peace.
Georgie Kafton
I like the part where he cut off his dick.
Damien Thorne
I wrote that one myself.
I am quite fond of all of it.
Georgie Kafton
Fascinating. Are you by chance a pedophile?
Damien Thorne
No; I rather hate them.
Georgie Kafton
Hah.
Damien Thorne
Children should not be put through something such as that.
Georgie Kafton
Oh. I thought you meant you hated children.
Everyone hates pedophiles. Thats a given.
Damien Thorne
Hmhm.
You'd be suprised.
I read a book once about a girl named Cathy..
and she was found tied up and naked, at the age of...if I remember correctly, eight or nine...
with two older teenage boys over her
of course the boys were heavilly beaten...
but turned out, that she had told them to strip her and tie her up
and then she screamed
Damien Thorne
just to see them beaten
...Cathy was quite an evil character.
Georgie Kafton
Was she?
They could have not done it. She didn't force them, did she?
Damien Thorne
She paid them
Not exactly 'force'...
Georgie Kafton
They were idiots then.
Damien Thorne
but I assume it was pressure all the same
Yes
most humans are
Georgie Kafton
All humans are.
Damien Thorne
I wouldnt completely agree..
I've met...interesting humans before.
Humorous men.
Georgie Kafton
Interesting isn't intelligent.
Damien Thorne
lack of intellect does not mean they are idiots.
Georgie Kafton
Humor does not denote worth.
Damien Thorne
It does if you enjoyed it.
Georgie Kafton
Enjoyment is fleeting and to us mortals. By the humorous and the humored the joke is soon forgotten. We are worthless and selfish creatures fated to contemplate our petty existence for the rest of our days.
Damien Thorne
Hmhm
You are interesting.
Georgie Kafton
... Why do you say that.
Damien Thorne
You just are.
Georgie Kafton
Should I thank you?
Damien Thorne
I would perfer it if you didnt.
Georgie Kafton
Then I suppose I won't.
Damien Thorne
Good.
Georgie Kafton
... Can I ask you something?
Damien Thorne
You may ask...
however, I will not garentee an answer
Georgie Kafton
Am I going to Hell?
Damien Thorne
Perhaps.
Georgie Kafton
I've been looking forward to it for quite some time now.
Damien Thorne
You want to go to hell?
This oddly does not suprise me.
Georgie Kafton
I would love to go to Hell. I quite admire your Father's work.
Damien Thorne
My father is a piece of shit faggot with no idea how to run Hell.
Georgie Kafton
... Elaborate.
Damien Thorne
...What's not to understand?
He liked taking dick up his fucking ass,
He spends most of his time a crying fucking mess
and he has
no clue
how to torture anyone
Georgie Kafton
... This is incredibly disappointing.
Damien Thorne
Tell me about it.
He wouldn't even let me rule a hell on earth.
Georgie Kafton
Why not?
Damien Thorne
I don't fucking know
but when I tried to do it, he fucking sealed me and told me I'd remain this way until I was able to control my temper.
Georgie Kafton
Ah yes. The no powers... thing.
Damien Thorne
Oh I have powers.
They just...don't...work.
Georgie Kafton
At the risk of getting my ass kicked... I'd say they were about the same thing.
Damien Thorne
Actually it's not.
Lack of powers means I wouldn't have them, at all.
I have them...I just cannot access them on command.
Georgie Kafton
How do you access them then?
Damien Thorne
I can use them...I just...don't know how?
I blew someone up once I just don't know how.
I also set my bed on fire...
Not the dorm bed, my actual bed.
Back home.
Georgie Kafton
While you were asleep?
Damien Thorne
Yes.
Georgie Kafton
The key is obviously to control your anger then.
Georgie Kafton
You're welcome.
Damien Thorne
I have tried that, however.
Anger also seems to trigger it...just as...a bad responce?
I dont understand it at all.
Georgie Kafton
Then you need to practice.
Damien Thorne
I have.
Georgie Kafton
And continue practicing.
Damien Thorne
I would if I knew what brought it back out.
Georgie Kafton
Anger. We just went over this.
Damien Thorne
But It's not only anger.
Georgie Kafton
Then all emotions.
Damien Thorne
I was not angry in my sleep.
Oh..
I have not thought of that.
Georgie Kafton
You're welcome. Again.
I'd be happy to help you practice.
Damien Thorne
I have no doubt about that.
Georgie Kafton
Hah.
Damien Thorne
Fuck.
These doorways are short.
I keep hitting my horns.
Georgie Kafton
....
Damien Thorne
...It hurts, alright?
I forget about them sometimes so its like..
Someone pulling my tail out of the blue.
Unexpected pain.
Georgie Kafton
....... Your tail?
Damien Thorne
...Oh yes.
I am part Jackal.
Georgie Kafton
Your dad had sex with a jackal?
Damien Thorne
More like..
He impregnated her.
I wouldnt call it sex.
Georgie Kafton
Utterly disgusting. I love it.
Damien Thorne
Yes well...
New meaning to "son of a bitch"
yes?
Georgie Kafton
Hah. Very clever.
Takes Place: July 10, 2012. Part of Miniplot IV: Genderbend.
Georgie Kafton
... Hello... Kyle...
Kyle Broflovski
..........Hi.
Georgie Kafton
I'd like to apologize for misleading you. You told me up front why you were... engaging in relations with me... and I should have done the same. I'm sorry.
Kyle Broflovski
You're right. You should have. I expected Ike to find out eventually anyway, I just...didn't think it would unfold with so much drama attached to it. I'm sorry I slapped you. I didn't mean to, you just caught me off guard.
I could have played that so much differently if I'd known why you did it....
Georgie Kafton
Don't be sorry you did anything. Everything you did was perfect and it's why I'm able to be a guard now.
Kyle Broflovski
Hah. Oh yeah, congrats, by the way.
Georgie Kafton
Thank you.
Kyle Broflovski
The slap is the only thing I'm sorry about. Believe me.
Georgie Kafton
... Really? So my performance was okay? I was worried about it to be honest.
Kyle Broflovski
I don't believe that for a second. That you were worried, I mean. You knew exactly what you were doing.
What do you want now, Georgie? Let's just cut the crap and get to why you're /really/ talking to me.
Georgie Kafton
I want you to confess to Cartman why you were with me.
Georgie Kafton
And also... it was my first time you know. You can only learn so much from porn.
Kyle Broflovski
Oh, you meant the...ah, wow. I, uh, didn't know that. Though I guess I should have known, considering you were about twelve-years-old merely a week ago...
Georgie Kafton
Yeah. So that was kind of a douchey thing to say.
Kyle Broflovski
I apologize. I hope I didn't go too fast or anything... I enjoyed it. You seemed like you did. I couldn't even tell that you had motives other than maybe being upset with Ike.
Georgie Kafton
I know... I *did* enjoy it.
Georgie Kafton
... You're evading my request.
Kyle Broflovski
Why do you want me to do that?
Georgie Kafton
Because one of my jobs is to instigate drama. And if he knows you were with me... he'll try to fight me. And that makes for excellent television.
Kyle Broflovski
Cartman is the last person I want to talk to right now, you know. I have enough on my plate as it is.
Georgie Kafton
Like what?
Kyle Broflovski
Smoothing things over with Ike, for one thing.
Georgie Kafton
He's not mad at you, though.
What else?
Kyle Broflovski
Making myself not seem like a jackass to everyone, for another.... Or maybe just making myself not /feel/ like a jackass.
Georgie Kafton
... But we both enjoyed ourselves. And Ike isn't mad at you. Why do you feel like a jackass?
Kyle Broflovski
Mostly because Stan's been badgering me about it.
But he badgers me about everything, so that's nothing new....
Georgie Kafton
Sounds like Stans the jackass.
Kyle Broflovski
I think I'm going to talk to Eric soon anyway, though. I feel like I need to... I haven't really spoken to him except once through this whole gender swap ordeal because of him dating Wendy. I wanted to give him some space, you know?
And myself some space...because I didn't like being put aside for someone else. Even though we weren't dating...you already know about all this. We discussed it.
Georgie Kafton
Good. Talk with Cartman. That's all I needed to hear.
... He's really not good enough for you.
Kyle Broflovski
I'll be the judge of that.
Georgie Kafton
Fine. Whatever.
Kyle Broflovski
Um...thanks though. For apologizing. Even if you had an ulterior motive again. I didn't mean some of the things I said that night I slapped you...mainly that I never wanted to speak to you again. I was being drunk and melodramatic. It happens.
Summary: Kyle messages Georgie and finally ends up succumbing to his relentless flirting.
Takes Place: July 5, 2012 (midday) Part of Miniplot IV: Genderbend Weekend.
Warning: porny stuff up in here
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Kyle Broflovski
*after having made his quick stop at Gomez Mart, Kyle makes her way back to Georgie's dorm house with a bit of unease and a bit of excitement both mingled in her expression. She knocks on the door and waits patiently for someone to answer it*
Georgie Kafton
*georgie tussels his hair in the mirror and unbuttons his shirt all the way so that his wiry chest and tight stomach are on display. he opens the door and leans into the doorway seductively. he's been practicing this gesture all day... as well as researching various sexual positions via the internet.*
Kyle Broflovski
Hey... *Kyle says, flushing instantly at the sheer sexuality radiating off of Georgie and blatantly staring. She gulps and absently starts playing with the hem of her loosely fitting, lime green summer dress*
Georgie Kafton
Come on in... *he mutters, smirking at the stare and moving out of the way so she can enter*
Kyle Broflovski
*follows Georgie inside wordlessly as she keeps her gaze down coyly. She's rather speechless that she had even convinced herself to come here at all...*
Georgie Kafton
What's in the bag? *he asks opening the door to his bedroom and leading her inside*
Kyle Broflovski
*laughs softly* Um, the clothes I /was/ wearing before I changed into.....what I'm wearing now. *sets said bag down near the door and looks around at Georgie's room, taking a seat on the bed and smoothing her dress down over her thighs*
Georgie Kafton
It's a cute dress. *swaggers over to the bed and sits down.* I'm so glad you came... princess... *he whispers in her ear beginning a trail of kisses from her earlobe down to her neck*
Kyle Broflovski
I...*shivers and moves one of her hands over to his thigh instead, trailing it lazily, mind reeling from the tingling excitement Georgie is causing with kisses like that. But immediately after that Kyle pulls away, barely able to control her giggling* I need to confess something. Before we...start anything.
Georgie Kafton
Sure. Sure. Go ahead. *slightly miffed... but amused.*
Kyle Broflovski
I'm mostly here because I'm fairly upset with Cartman at the moment. *looks a bit miffed herself, though not because of Georgie obviously*
Georgie Kafton
Then you'll have to thank him for me. *he smiles.* What exactly did he do to make you so... *he undresses her with his eyes* impulsive?
Kyle Broflovski
Lied to me. *sneers a bit, looking more like a boy for a second* I mean, I can understand why he did it... He's an opportunist, and the chance to do something he's never done but always wanted to came up, so of course he took it... It just....sort of sucks. I liked what we had going on, and he basically put a sudden halt to it. Without even telling me... *suddenly a bit more sad looking than angry*
Georgie Kafton
*this could be useful* And what exactly did you have... going on?
Kyle Broflovski
N-nothing steady or serious or anything like that. Just a really awesome friends with benefits type of thing... *blushes faintly, looking down and reminiscing*
Georgie Kafton
What kind of things did he do... to your body? *whispers in ear*
Kyle Broflovski
Things... *she whispered back rather huskily, still blushing* I'd never done before...with a guy. *starts to run her fingers up and down Georgie's thigh again, letting her anger and jealousy at Cartman fuel her intentions*
Georgie Kafton
Tell me... more... *goes back to kissing on her neck. His hands move deftly around her body... tracing every inch of her curves.*
Kyle Broflovski
Well... *feels a rush of heat and grabs one of his wrists* What if I don't want to tell you? *playfully moves her other hand to his inner thigh and lightly caresses his crotch* What if I'd rather show you..... *takes a deep breath as she guides his hand up her own inner thigh*
Georgie Kafton
Then I'll be sure to watch extra carefully. *begins to feel signs of arousal at her touch and moans quietly in her ear. He follows her hand delighted at the touch of her smooth, supple skin and his kisses trail further downwards to her bosom.*
Kyle Broflovski
Mmmm *she hums pleasantly. crazy alarm bells start to go off in Kyle's head, but the only indication of them is a subtle hesitation where she ceased moving for a split second. she ignores the warning; this is what she wants, clearly, so she laughs softly and continues, pulling his hand all the way to the front of her panties before finally letting go*
Georgie Kafton
*georgie with pleasant surprise slips a finger into her small, wet opening, twirling it while listening to her all too suggestive hum.*
Kyle Broflovski
*gasps at the contact, feeling different things than she had been expecting to feel. It was a deeper kind of longing than she felt as a boy, one that once again - made her feel hesitant and more than a little apprehensive* Wow... *she murmurs, turning away for a minute. Once she regains her composure, she goes on...* Yeah, it went something like that...and like this... *goes to unbutton his pants since both of her hands are free now, pulling his dick out expertly and giving it a confident pump, someting he'd done on himself many times*
Georgie Kafton
Holy Siouxsie that's good *he howled like a banshee. hed never even touched himself as a girl. This was new and overwhelming. He inserted another finger, determined to win this sexual battle*
Kyle Broflovski
*just continues her ministrations in time with his, hmmming more loudly at the addition of another finger* Damn, I know, right? *laughs* Mutual masturbation. It was the single hottest thing I'd experienced in my life thus far... *practically purrs with desire as she nuzzles closer, heart pounding but clearly wet and aroused*
Georgie Kafton
*undoes her bra with his other hand and begins to pull off her dress all while continuing to get her off*
Kyle Broflovski
*heart pounds too loudly all of a sudden as she shakes her head fast* Nnn.. I don't...uhm.... *breathes harder* Damn, it's so much easier to concentrate as a girl doing this stuff. *laughs again* I don't want...to get naked. *flushes, embarrassed, but doesn't ask him to stop, and she doesn't stop either, obviously, also attempting to get him off first*
Georgie Kafton
Oh. I. Okay. *suddenly misses ike for no reason but horniness pushes this thought away. his breathing becomes rapid and harsh as he gets closer to cumming.*
Kyle Broflovski
*leans in to whisper against his ear now* Do you want me to suck you off? *feels heat flood her face and tries to hold back a giggle* I didn't come here to have sex with you. We're both still virgins either way, and that's...ugh, that would be a train wreck and a half, I think, but... *pulls away a bit and looks down at him, then back up at his eyes, giving Georgie her best bedroom look*
Georgie Kafton
*groans.* Do it.
Kyle Broflovski
*grins excitedly and stands up, taking a quick second to readjust her bra. When she finds she can't re-latch the damn thing she growls in frustration and eventually just pulls it off - not before having to pull off half the dress to do it, either. A quick second turned into like, five minutes. She hurriedly pulls the dress back on properly, clearing her throat and hoping she hadn't killed the mood. She instantly goes down to her knees in front of Georgie, wrapping her fingers around his dick again* No telling, remember? *she purrs*
Georgie Kafton
I swear on my Sister's grave.
Summary: Christophe investigates Georgie's new guard job, and they end up having a conversation about asses relationships
Takes Place On: Late Friday, July 5th. Part of Miniplot IV: Genderbend Weekend.
Christophe DeLorn
So, Georgie. You are a guard now, then?
Georgie Kafton
Yes. This is correct.
Christophe DeLorn
do you get a gun
Georgie Kafton
It hasn't been discussed fully yet, but I assume I'll be getting some sort of weaponry privileges.
Christophe DeLorn
do you think there will be a chance to steal some extras
or have you gone full traitor
Georgie Kafton
Fuck off. I want to live here. Unlike all of you, I've realized I've accepted this reality is better than my own. You should know that it's better than yours too.
After all, you're finally with Gregory.
Christophe DeLorn
Okay, that is what I needed to know.
And Gregory wants to go home. There is a me in his world.
so I will get him home
Georgie Kafton
How noble.
Christophe DeLorn
whatever it is not like I can do anything else with my life
Georgie Kafton
You can.
You can join the guard. Better your life here, where you can live with Gregory and be happy.
Christophe DeLorn
but he wants to go home
Georgie Kafton
You can make a life for you two here that would be better than anything he could ever have at home.
Christophe DeLorn
hah what with fucking celebrities and bullshit? Where are the guns? where is the fighting? No, merci, I do not like the sugary sweet
but I am glad to know where you stand.
Georgie Kafton
And I always love to watch a tragedy.
Christophe DeLorn
Well tragedy keeps the fucking viewers around so you should be fucking happy about that ouai
Georgie Kafton
No. Fighting and Sex does. They're more lowbrow than you think. Haven't you ever seen the Jersey Shore?
Christophe DeLorn
no
I do not watch television
Christophe DeLorn
well i give them plenty of sex too so whatever
I just want to go back to where I can kill bitches to make money. I miss my guns.
Georgie Kafton
I understand. I'd be lost without my knives.
Perhaps if you had chosen a less lethal weapon of choice, you'd still have them now.
Christophe DeLorn
all weapons are lethal that is what makes them weapons
Georgie Kafton
True. But a gun is much less versatile than a knife. A lot less purposes and ways to harm.
Christophe DeLorn
well I can use knives too but you cant kill someone from two hundred meters with a knife
Georgie Kafton
That's a dream of mine, actually.
Christophe DeLorn
well it's not possible sorry
maybe fifty meters but even that would be impressive as shit
Georgie Kafton
There's nothing wrong with having goals, Christophe. I can already throw a dagger from fifty meters.
Christophe DeLorn
well there is no way to get the sort of momentum velocity with a knife, a throwing arm is not forceful enough
Christophe DeLorn
you need something combustive this is why gunpowder was invented
or at least something to increase the resistance gap like a bow
Georgie Kafton
I like bows.
Christophe DeLorn
ouai those are useful
Georgie Kafton
Yes. Much classier than stupid guns.
Christophe DeLorn
quieter too
but still not as good of a range
if you can get a crossbow those are nearly as good but even so it would be difficult as fuck to shoot someone through a window or some shit
would depend on the material of the arrow and the poundage and etc but it is cool ouai
I have used some crossbows before, they are cool
Georgie Kafton
Crossbows are awesome.
Christophe DeLorn
ouai I like them
but Cecilia is better
Georgie Kafton
Your gun?
Christophe DeLorn
oui
I named her after my first best friend
Georgie Kafton
Your first best friend was a girl?
Christophe DeLorn
ouai
she was the fucking besst
Georgie Kafton
Haha. What was she like?
Christophe DeLorn
She could climb walls like a fucking champion and she was sweet and liked the mud and liked candies and had blonde curls and kicked my ass the first time I met her
but she died
when I was seven
fell off the wall trying to get to my room
they were going to send her away
Georgie Kafton
Life is ephemeral.
Christophe DeLorn
ouai it just happens oh well
Georgie Kafton
Exactly.
Christophe DeLorn
there is nothing to be afraid of
she is probablement partying down in hell climbing all the columns and shit
Georgie Kafton
Fascinating.
Christophe DeLorn
Ouai whatever
Regardless
even if you are staying here you are a fucking dick
Georgie Kafton
I really meant that it was fascinating.
I'm not heartless.
Christophe DeLorn
oh
Georgie Kafton
Plus, you've actually been to Hell. You'd know better than anyone.
Christophe DeLorn
only once though not as much as Kenny
and I was only nine
though you do not forget something like that hah
Georgie Kafton
I'm slightly jealous, to be honest.
Christophe DeLorn
ouai it is not too bad
I prefer up here though
Georgie Kafton
I don't understand you at all.
Christophe DeLorn
what is confusing people keep saying this and I do not understand
Georgie Kafton
You are so very simple and content, when there is so little to be content about.
Christophe DeLorn
ouai I am a man of simple pleasures
murder booze cigarettes and sex
that is all that I need
hah
Georgie Kafton
And Gregory. Don't forget about him.
Christophe DeLorn
thats where the sex bit comes in
but i dont need him
i was three years without him in my world it was pas problem
i was still content
Georgie Kafton
Content is different than happy, I suppose.
Christophe DeLorn
ouai
it is
Georgie Kafton
Have you talked with Damien yet?
Christophe DeLorn
Ouai
he is as much a bitch as ever
the same
Georgie Kafton
So I'm guessing you met him in hell, then?
Christophe DeLorn
ouai
Christophe DeLorn
and then again
he is sort of a dick
a lot actually
Georgie Kafton
Yes. He pounded my face into a wall.
Christophe DeLorn
ouai he does shit like that
it is because he has daddy issues hah
Georgie Kafton
Well, I would too, if my father was Satan.
Christophe DeLorn
ouai I mean it is understandable
but he is still not very pleasant hah
Georgie Kafton
Not at all.
Christophe DeLorn
dont fuck with him too much, I think this would be a bad idea
Georgie Kafton
I'm done fucking with him now. I've gotten what I wanted.
Christophe DeLorn
ouai your guard post well done
Georgie Kafton
Thank you. It took a lot of sex and fighting, but its worth it.
Christophe DeLorn
ouai I hope it is worth making Ike this sad
Georgie Kafton
... What?
Christophe DeLorn
what?
Georgie Kafton
How is Ike sad?
Ike isn't sad.
Christophe DeLorn
uh did you see him at the bar last night drinking that beer? or were you too busy staring at Kyle's tits? not that I would blame you for that hah
Georgie Kafton
We talked it over!
And then, Ike kissed me.
Even though he's not into guys.
Christophe DeLorn
well of course he kissed you he would have to
and who cares if he is not into guys? I am not into girls but you do not see me abandoning Gregory to go chase after Swow who apparently has a giant fucking dick
anyway if you are just using him for ratings that is whatever but you should at least let him know that
Georgie Kafton
I did!
Christophe DeLorn
are you sure?
Georgie Kafton
Yes! I told him I was just using his sister for ratings! I'd never use Ike for ratings!
Christophe DeLorn
Well did you tell him that second bit?
because that was pretty fucking heartless
Georgie Kafton
Yes.
Kyle was using me, too, you know.
To get back at Cartman.
Christophe DeLorn
Ouai obviously but Kyle is a dumbass bitch and and attention whore, so.
Georgie Kafton
So it's okay when she takes advantage of me, but it's not when someone finally has the balls to take advantage of her stupid attention whoring?
Christophe DeLorn
No hah I am glad someone did something about it but you've got someone who cares about you and you can't go doing bullshit like that
Georgie Kafton
I remember seeing Gregory drinking, too.
Christophe DeLorn
he is always drinking anyway I learned this lesson only yesterday about doing this sort of shit
I am just passing along
Georgie Kafton
Don't pass it along.
Take it to heart.
You fucked up, too.
Christophe DeLorn
At least I asked in advance! How the hell was I supposed to know he wasn't actually okay with that when he said he was. At least he had some fucking warning.
Georgie Kafton
I warned Ike in advance, too!
TWICE.
Christophe DeLorn
you said "hey Ike is it okay if I cheat on you with your older brother"
Georgie Kafton
Yes.
I fully explained the situation.
And he was okay with it.
So get off my dick.
Christophe DeLorn
hah vraiment?
these fucking bitches
how the hell are you supposed to know anything if they say things and then do another
fucking hell
Georgie Kafton
I don't know. Boys can be such bitches.
Christophe DeLorn
Ouai
it's confusing as shit fucking hell
what assholes
Georgie Kafton
Exactly. It's really all their faults. If they just said the truth for once in their fucking lives, there wouldn't be any issue.
Christophe DeLorn
damn right I mean how hard is it to fucking say "no that will piss me the fuck off do not do it" fucking hell
Christophe DeLorn
oh well though
I guess it is not so bad of you if you asked first
even if Kyle was a horrible fucking choice
even if he does have a hot ass
Georgie Kafton
It was really to stick it to all her fucking fan boys. And because yes, she's the hottest piece of ass right now.
It was honestly way too easy.
Christophe DeLorn
I think Kenny is hotter but whatever. And ouai Kyle's easy as shit, he's just a whore. I do not know why all these fucking bitches are shitting themselves over it. Well done you hah.
Georgie Kafton
Thank you. I'm quite proud of the accomplishment. I wish she wasn't freaking out about it now, though. She knows she's on a reality TV show, our liason was totally filmed. How is she going to freak out when I tell people? That's just fucking stupid.
Christophe DeLorn
well he's an overdramatic bitch
she
whatever
Georgie Kafton
Kyle really is a problem. I don't understand why everyone is in love with him. It. Her. Whatever.
Christophe DeLorn
That is the question I ask myself every day for the past four years
Georgie Kafton
You've been dealing with Kyle for four years?
Christophe DeLorn
well he was dating Gregory for four years in my world ouai
Georgie Kafton
Oh god...
Christophe DeLorn
ouai.
Christophe DeLorn
whatever though
who needs that shit
Georgie Kafton
Not me.
Christophe DeLorn
damn right
Georgie Kafton
Gingers are fucking creepy anyway.
Christophe DeLorn
Damn right hah
Anyway Kyle's got a nice ass but not as nice a face as some
Georgie Kafton
I think Ike has a nicer butt, personally.
Christophe DeLorn
Hah I will take your word for that one
but Gregory has a nicer one too
hah
Georgie Kafton
Yeah. Really Kyle's butt is second-rate, at best.
Christophe DeLorn
nothing truer has ever been said
Summary: Henrietta messages Kindergoth in order to fuss and nag about the dangers of meddling with the antichrist, as well as to make sure Kinder is fine after the fight. They chat about holding a seance, boys, being boys, and... something to do with an orchestra (?)
henrietta biggle
are you on a ton of morphine right now or can you form coherent sentences
and by that i mean can we talk?
Georgie Kafton
Yeah. Sure. What about?
henrietta biggle
mostly i wanted to ask if you were doing okay kid, and then maybe nag you a little about how fucking dumb that was hah
Georgie Kafton
It was not one of my most strategic moves. If I knew he didn't have any powers then I wouldn't have attempted hand to hand combat at all.
henrietta biggle
yeah, so
are you okay though
Georgie Kafton
Just a little sore at this point.
henrietta biggle
no internal bleeding i hope
Georgie Kafton
No. I got checked out by Ike and the hospital. So... I'm fine now, really.
henrietta biggle
good guess i don't have much to worry about now then
other than princess of darkness
Georgie Kafton
She's really hot. I wonder what she looks like as a boy.
henrietta biggle
i saw her last night but i'm kind of in avoid at all cost mode if he or she is going to hurt anyone else
even the people i don't like
Georgie Kafton
A wise decision.
henrietta biggle
i say if damien is going to be a nuisance instead of helping us out then getting rid of him might be necessary
time to commune with the spirits or something and see what they have to say about it
Georgie Kafton
We haven't held a seance since I got here.
I've missed them...
henrietta biggle
really? i guess it would be a treat then.
Georgie Kafton
We should get Evan and Dylan in on it too, of course.
henrietta biggle
that would be a big help if we could get everyone on the same page
henrietta biggle
i haven't held a seance in a while too.... my college roommates weren't cool and into that kind of thing
Georgie Kafton
They sound like dicks.
henrietta biggle
conformist pussies yeah.
Georgie Kafton
Speaking of dicks and pussies... how does it feel to be a guy?
henrietta biggle
uh well it doesn't suck nor is it fun so far like i haven't done any cool guy things yet. i look like a tool.
how about you? liking it?
Georgie Kafton
Pissing standing up is convenient. Besides that... no real changes.
henrietta biggle
being taller is very welcome too in my book that's the only other real advantage i can think of.
it looks like the guys are complaining about being ladies which ticks me off
Georgie Kafton
Me too. Its complete misogyny.
henrietta biggle
are we supposed to show them how to be girls or let them suffer
either way they don't know what they're doing
Georgie Kafton
Let them suffer.
henrietta biggle
we'll just have to deal with their complaining until this is all reversed
Georgie Kafton
Then I hope it happens soon.
henrietta biggle
ugh. men.
Georgie Kafton
Agreed.
henrietta biggle
hah which reminds me i'm actually enjoying having you around as a girl mostly because i have someone that understands my pain and agony.
jersey chick is obnoxious and wendy is up to her neck in relationship drama or something.
Georgie Kafton
Relationship drama with who?
henrietta biggle
hell if i know i don't care that much.
Georgie Kafton
Heh. Of course. Have you thought about entangling yourself in any relationship drama of your own?
henrietta biggle
hah kindergoth even if i am it isn't anyone else's business.
Georgie Kafton
Alright. Just asking.
henrietta biggle
why?
Georgie Kafton
Why not?
henrietta biggle
because i hate everyone other than you, evan and dylan
Georgie Kafton
Understandable.
henrietta biggle
if it becomes apparent that we're stuck here for good then, um i don't know, maybe i would look into it but until then getting out of this hellhole is more important. uh yeah.
Georgie Kafton
I see.
henrietta biggle
yeah.
Georgie Kafton
Have you made any plans to get out?
henrietta biggle
you're the master orchestrator here.
Georgie Kafton
But I am planning an opera and you are planning but a single song.
henrietta biggle 7:24 pm
well can i be one of the girls playing cello in the very back of the orchestra because i can't plan prison breaks
Georgie Kafton
Sure.
henrietta biggle
right, so
i'm about to brew some coffee and i'd be happy to bring you some
