[AIM Convo] Georgie and Kyle
Summary: Georgie messages Kyle with an apology.
Takes Place: July 10, 2012. Part of Miniplot IV: Genderbend.
Georgie Kafton
... Hello... Kyle...
Kyle Broflovski
..........Hi.
Georgie Kafton
I'd like to apologize for misleading you. You told me up front why you were... engaging in relations with me... and I should have done the same. I'm sorry.
Kyle Broflovski
You're right. You should have. I expected Ike to find out eventually anyway, I just...didn't think it would unfold with so much drama attached to it. I'm sorry I slapped you. I didn't mean to, you just caught me off guard.
I could have played that so much differently if I'd known why you did it....
Georgie Kafton
Don't be sorry you did anything. Everything you did was perfect and it's why I'm able to be a guard now.
Kyle Broflovski
Hah. Oh yeah, congrats, by the way.
Georgie Kafton
Thank you.
Kyle Broflovski
The slap is the only thing I'm sorry about. Believe me.
Georgie Kafton
... Really? So my performance was okay? I was worried about it to be honest.
Kyle Broflovski
I don't believe that for a second. That you were worried, I mean. You knew exactly what you were doing.
What do you want now, Georgie? Let's just cut the crap and get to why you're /really/ talking to me.
Georgie Kafton
I want you to confess to Cartman why you were with me.
Georgie Kafton
And also... it was my first time you know. You can only learn so much from porn.
Kyle Broflovski
Oh, you meant the...ah, wow. I, uh, didn't know that. Though I guess I should have known, considering you were about twelve-years-old merely a week ago...
Georgie Kafton
Yeah. So that was kind of a douchey thing to say.
Kyle Broflovski
I apologize. I hope I didn't go too fast or anything... I enjoyed it. You seemed like you did. I couldn't even tell that you had motives other than maybe being upset with Ike.
Georgie Kafton
I know... I *did* enjoy it.
Georgie Kafton
... You're evading my request.
Kyle Broflovski
Why do you want me to do that?
Georgie Kafton
Because one of my jobs is to instigate drama. And if he knows you were with me... he'll try to fight me. And that makes for excellent television.
Kyle Broflovski
Cartman is the last person I want to talk to right now, you know. I have enough on my plate as it is.
Georgie Kafton
Like what?
Kyle Broflovski
Smoothing things over with Ike, for one thing.
Georgie Kafton
He's not mad at you, though.
What else?
Kyle Broflovski
Making myself not seem like a jackass to everyone, for another.... Or maybe just making myself not /feel/ like a jackass.
Georgie Kafton
... But we both enjoyed ourselves. And Ike isn't mad at you. Why do you feel like a jackass?
Kyle Broflovski
Mostly because Stan's been badgering me about it.
But he badgers me about everything, so that's nothing new....
Georgie Kafton
Sounds like Stans the jackass.
Kyle Broflovski
I think I'm going to talk to Eric soon anyway, though. I feel like I need to... I haven't really spoken to him except once through this whole gender swap ordeal because of him dating Wendy. I wanted to give him some space, you know?
And myself some space...because I didn't like being put aside for someone else. Even though we weren't dating...you already know about all this. We discussed it.
Georgie Kafton
Good. Talk with Cartman. That's all I needed to hear.
... He's really not good enough for you.
Kyle Broflovski
I'll be the judge of that.
Georgie Kafton
Fine. Whatever.
Kyle Broflovski
Um...thanks though. For apologizing. Even if you had an ulterior motive again. I didn't mean some of the things I said that night I slapped you...mainly that I never wanted to speak to you again. I was being drunk and melodramatic. It happens.
Georgie Kafton
So you do want to speak to me again?
Kyle Broflovski
I'm speaking to you now, aren't I?
Georgie Kafton
So... friends?
Kyle Broflovski
Mhm. Friends.
Georgie Kafton
... Alright.
