#cubii

[madychi]

Did you know I like The Amazing Digital Circus? That I have a self insert oc? Well meet Cubii!

[totally-true-jsab-quotes]

Beat: Somehow, you’re more like my family than my own mother...

Cubii: That isn't hard.

[novelty-gift-ideas]

Cubii Jr: Mini Elliptical Exerciser For Use Under Desks

[studious-gnomes]

[4.19.2017]

We had a former student come to our class to talk about her start-up today! They are making under-desk ellipticals...Learned some interesting things about the manufacturing process.

[totally-true-jsab-quotes]

They are a cake🎂.

A blueberry cheesecake, to be exact.

[totally-true-jsab-quotes]

Cubii, waking Blixer up after the finale boss fight: I know, you are pretty much my enemy, but are you alright?

Blixer: I'm dead.

Cubii: I know, you likely feel pretty bad after the big fight-

Blixer: No, I went into shock twelve minutes ago. I'm deceased.

Cubii: Oh, come on- [checks their pulse only to reveal that there is non] but- h-how are you still talking?

Blixer: Superior training, indomitable will.

Cubii: You really don't have a pulse!

Blixer: Just adrenaline and rage keeping me going. Also, energy left over from the supreme power triangle that I stabbed myself in the head with.

[totally-true-jsab-quotes]

Treeangle: I raised four perfectly functional children.

Cubii: You have three children I don't know about?

[totally-true-jsab-quotes]

Cubii, in a scolding, motherly tone: If Beat were to jump off a bridge, would you jump off it as well--

Tristi, Cici, and Penny, in unison: Yes.