Just Quotes and Beats

All these quotes are totally canon, trust me!

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holy shit totally true jsab quotes its an honor

Aaa :)

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bixer to get your attention anyways if this post gets 3 note i will make an essay on npd blixer and why i think its a fun characterisation that everyone should adopt

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Barracuda: Blixer, morning has struck. It's time for you to get out of bed.

Blixer: So? It's not like I need to photosynthesize or anything.

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Wave: Give me shrimp or give me death!

Pilot: Babe, with your seafood allergy I’m sure you can have both.

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Lycanthropy: [dramatically plops himself onto Barracuda's leg] Barry, tell me how how pretty I am.

Barracuda: You’re pretty fucking annoying is what you are.

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Barracuda: So apparently all of the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling was actually psychological distress.

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Lycanthropy: How much do you wanna bet that I’ll rub this slice of salami on my knee?

Barracuda: Nothing.

Lycanthropy: [rubs the slice of salami on his knee]

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Tristy: Can you pass the salt?

Barracuda: Can you pass away?

Tristy: Too much salt.

[kislanddd]

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Blixer, on Twitter: I have been told that I am too negative and too hostile towards the Treeangle. So, if you've been offended by these tweets, I humbly apologise. I didn't know you could read.

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"Hate to be the one to break this to you, truly I do, but I've got no eyes. Neither do my siblings."

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Blixer, being transported by Wave: Would you mind if I played music?

Wave: Fine, go ahead. Play music.

Blixer, getting out his guitar: I'm getting the gist that you would mind. So, do you like Veggie-Tales?

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Beat: Somehow, you’re more like my family than my own mother...

Cubii: That isn't hard.

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Barracuda: If you hate yourself, just remember, you're one traumatic experience from being a completely different person!

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"Yesterday I overheard Tristy saying 'Are you sure this is a good idea?' and Lycanthropy replying 'Trust me.' and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life."

-Beat

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"Out of all my body parts, my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls per day."

-Barracuda

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Blixer: Did you know that atoms can’t touch each other? And since we’re all made of atoms, we’ve never actually touched anything in our entire lives.

Beat: What does that have to do with-

Blixer: So to answer your question, no I did not punch that flower-shape.