Saw a post a little bit ago talking about how now that breezes are a tthing there should be some breeze hybrid headcanons for the hermits and Breeze!Joel has been quietly floating around in the back of my head ever since, so here are some headcanons:
Really, really bad sense of object permanence. This poor man is constantly losing things as the phrase "out of sight; out of mind" is an uncomfortably accurate one for him. (I got this idea from a bug with breezes that I learned about while reading about them for this: basically there was an issue where they would immediately forget about the player once they were outside a breeze's sight instead of trying to chase them)
Breezes aren't able to go entirely invisible, which could add a fun new layer to that moment when he tried and failed to kill XB while invisible during Demise, as the potion particles wouldn't have been all that was visible of Joel and thus he would've been extra easy to spot.
Honey doesn't stick to him very easily, which makes managing/restocking his honey store far more convenient. (this is yet another bug-based headcanon: apparently there was an issue where breezes could still jump really high when on honey blocks even though they weren't supposed to)
Not really a headcanon but Breeze!Joel truly is a Boat Boy because breezes are the only mobs able to rotate while in boats and thus have an entirely unique relationship to them that is unshared by any other mob.
That's all the headcanons for this I have for now but hopefully I'll think of some more later!
-Cup Anon
pspspspspspspsp hey joel angst writers/enjoyers, imagine Breeze!Joel getting into an emotional confrontation of sorts with his friends/loved ones/whatever and using his wind charge to literally push them away when it gets to be too much 👀
(this ask is from july for the record)
imagining him try to push people into his honey shop /silly
:0 self-powered sailboat for boat boying.....
