Nick: tbh a lot of stuff you meant to do happened. Like show choir and can you imagine you'd have an SMP when we started talking like a year ago. BECAUSE THE VOID IS APPROACHING SO WE MAY AS WELL.
Jess: If I could go back in time and tell myself that I'll soon be best friends with that one girl that I see on tumblr all the time, and this cool gay kid and this nonbinary cutie, on an SMP server together, planning to move in with them in the future, I honestly never would've believed it.
Nick: *remembers how gr9 we are together* hELL YEAH. And its all happening in just over a year like its going to go by so fast
Jess: Holy shit. A year from now I'm gonna be planning to drive across the country to see stasi I cANT DEAL
Nick: ISN'T IT GREAT THO. Like life is being really sucky but iTS GOING TO BE SOME OF THE BEST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE P SOON. I wonder what the thespian scene in Cali is like.
Jess: omg I can't wait. I'm getting inducted Saturday :OO
MY SUCKY SHITTY CHILDHOOD IS ALMOST OVER SOON I CAN SAY GOODBYE TO THIS TOWN AND SEE YOU GUYS. My life hasn't fully started yet. I just need to keep reminding myself that its not the end. Its not even beginning yet. To quote Brendon Urie, I'm the narrator and this is just the prologue.
Nick: The Thespian society sounds like such a cult and honestly w theater kids I'm not surprised
Jess: The Society of the Egg too
Apparently Ryan wrote The Only Difference
Jess: Its a thespian thing. And o
When an actor (usually a thespian) does an exceptional job in a performance, they get awarded a ceramic egg that the director picks out especially for them. The egg is a good luck cham.
Nick: *reads from academic text* thespians are characterized by strange, ritualistic behaviors such as this. Also, i hear there are a lot of attractive ppl in Cali so hype.
Jess: I would tell you more about thespian traditions but then I would have to kill you. You know too much already.
Nick: [picture] big gay Hudson valley
Jess: *picks up skull* *puts on Pink Ladies jacket* *does vocal warmups* I'm ready
Nick: kinda want to hear you sing tbqh I've only heard you talk twice.
Jess:You'll hear it eventually. Maybe if i ever grow a pair I'll upload a cover vid to tumblr
Nick: bruh. WHY DOST THE STARS CURSÈD ME. Ok ok we'll figure this out
Jess: Maybe I'll do This is Gospel. I slay This is Gospel.
Nick: you and stasi still need to look for homes in Cali
Nick: THIS SI GOSPEL YESSSSSSS JESSSS. But think. you might find a really neat home tho.
Jess: I'll trade you a cover video for a selfie
Nick: and we can have stairs that double as book shelves. And pull out beds and fill our home w art. It'll be so cool
Jess: I'm probably gonna be the OCD one. So you never replied to my offer
Nick: I will voluntarily clean the house every week. aND WE CAN HAVE CATS
Jess: One selfie for one cover video.
Nick: Is that the going rate these days
Jess: Yes. And also you need to post it on tumblr. and let me reblog it
Nick: [picture of pretty mint tin] like imagine having nifty shit like this cover our walls. It'll be such an aesthetic
Nick: STASI WE'RE HOME PLANNING COME COME. What's a good selfie background. 10 bucks stasi went to find something on etsy
Jess: OH MY GOD ARE YOU ACTUALLY GONNA
Nick: ITS A COVER VIDEO JESS
Jess: I'M ACTUALLY ABOUT TO GET A NICK SELFIE. OKAY BUT. I SING ALL THE TIME
Jess: I HAVE TO STASI. ON TEAMSPEAK. BUT YOU'RE NEVER ON SO
Nick: IM SO WXCITE I BET YOURE REALLY TALENTED AND COOL AND AHAHDHSJFNSN. WOW
Nick: OK WELL TOU HAVENT TO ME SO
Jess: Honestly if I'm ever on TS and there's an awkward silence I'll sing whatevers in my head atm
Nick: bUT YOU'RE NEVER ON SO
Jess: we were wrong. she just read up and read the conversation.
Stasi: [picture of personalized cutting board] house hype
Jess: Our house is gonna be so tumblr
Nick: Who tf is Molly and Josh
Nick: IMAGINE HAVING A SHARED BLOG/CHANNEL BETWEEN US THATS LIKE DOCUMENTING OUR FRIENDSHIP :OO Ya kno what
Stasi: Its personalized [another personalized cutting board] [cute apron] :O
Jess: OKAY SO I WAS IN THE BATHROOM AND I HAD A THOUGHT. NICK. YOU'RE GONNA BE LIVING WITH THREE PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS. OUR CYCLES ARE GONNA SYNC UP PROBABLY. I'M SO SORRY IN ADVANCE
Stasi: Yeah. I already talked to him about that
Nick: *mysteriously missing from the house 1 week a month*
Stasi: Him and Evan make pad and chocolate runs
Nick: I must delegate on these photos
Jess: Just buy me salty food and a Disney movie and ill be good to go tbh.
I just had another thought and for some reason i got v emotional. Imagine our first selfie
Jess: "Alex wtf why are you so tall. We're short you can't take a selfie at that angle. Nick get closer to the front I know you hate selfies but you have to"
Nick: *alex takes perfect selfie of self but only captures the tops of your heads*
Stasi: [picture of cool lamp]
Nick: YEESSSSS OUR HOUSE WILL BE SUCH AN ASSTHETIC
assthetic. oh. AND IMAGINE CHRISTMAS
Nick: NOT KNOWING WHAT TO GRT EACH OTHER SO AGREEING TO MAKE GIFTS FOR EACH OTHER.
Stasi: Aw. Watching Netflix together on the couch.
Jess: "Stasi I told you I was buying nick a dildo why would you copy me"
Nick: *ends up getting 3 new dildos*
Jess: "Why is there an exacto knife in my stocking honestly be original people" I'll just buy you all band merch
Nick: my hair is so messy in all of these
Jess: Imagine if one of us has a panic attack in the middle of the night and within 10 minutes everyone's awake and they have a blanket and cuddles, and someone's on their way to Starbucks to bring them back their favorite drink.
Nick: its lie we're writing au's for each other but the're not even Au's BC THEY'RE ACTUALLY GONNA HAPPEN
Jess: I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I KEEP IMAGINING THESE SCENARIOS IN MY HEAD AND THEY ARE MAKING ME V EMOTIONAL
Stasi: YOU GUYS ARE GONNA MAKE ME CRY [picture of tardis cat tree] Even our cats are gonna have aesthetic.
Jess: I started crying at the Christmas AU its cool
Nick: Beach day together when we all checck out all the cuties on the shore while alex gets people to fan them off
Stasi: I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU GUYS
Jess: The only thing i request is this: once a week, we have a family meeting and talk about any problems we have. Then we can play cards against humanity together
Nick: WE'RE GOING TO BE SO FUNCTIONAL. Imagine the first time one of us brings someone home and we all just sort of *eyes emoji*
Jess: We're all gonna support each other and feel free to be ourselves and not gonna hide.
Tbh its probably gonna be me.
Nick: I wasn't going to say anything but
Or the next time Disney releases a movie Stasi comes bolting through the door calling a family meeting.
Nick: Confusing people with house close we are making them unsure if you guys are together or just friends and having people have to try to awkwardly figure it out.
Jess: Tbh people already question that. When Rasper was in the group he asked me if I had a thing for Alex.
Jess: It was v weird. I can't see emojis. ;-;
Nick: Disappointing gross dudes when they learn you're a lesbian and Alex has standards.
Jess: And Stasi is ace "But, hey, we know this really cool gay kid"
Nick: *PLAYS OFF LAUGHTER AS LOUD EXPLOSIVE COUGHING*
Jess: mAKING DINNER TOGETHER
Nick: YES. STASI ASKING WHY WE CAN'T JUST MAKE RAMEN AFTER BURNING VARIOUS GOURMET FOODS.
Stasi: Excuse you. I know how to cook. And I almost never eat ramen.
Jess: I get very passionate when it comes to food. If you dont stop me I'll make a 3 course meal from scratch using everything we have in the fridge.
Stasi: Lol and we'll go grocery shopping twice a week.
Nick: I made mac and cheese once.
Jess: GROCERY SHOPPING TOGETEHR
Nick: I eat so much I'm so sorry
Stasi: Stalking cute people in the store.
Jess: Wait nick did you say you were vegetarian too? I can't remember if that was you.
Nick: I would go on diets w you though.
Stasi: I might be eventually
Jess: Also my phone just autocorrected cant to cANT and i think that says a lot about me.
Nick: Attending prides together
Jess: Going on walks together through the city.
Nick: Wearing the gayest clothing possible.
Jess: Ok but imagine what this chat is gonna be when we all live together and dont need to use it for communication.
Nick: NOT BEING AFRAID TO WEAR CLOTHES THAT MATCH MY TASTE. Oh ok sadness. what will the last message be. it better be symbolic as fuck
Jess: "Nick remember to pick up bread" "Alex where are you" "Stasi turn the TV down"
I mean we'll still use it. itll be like our house message board.
Stasi: But we'll have eachother's numbers
Jess: I actually prefer kik tho.
Stasi: Same. We'll text when no wifi
Jess: And not to be creepy or anything but i think i had nick's number once upon a time.
Stasi: So we can save money on data
Nick: Imagine all the happiness when we first see each other
Stasi: Ok i need to brush my teeth shut up
Nick: That hug is gonna last so long. h-how
Jess: I'm pretty sure Stasi and I are gonna meet first when she flies out here to help me move. And I think alex gave it to me back in the beginning days of the group chat. I don't have it anymore.
Nick: I almost didn't join too ;-;
Jess: I need to go back and find that tumblr post
Nick: What post?? When do i have to post my selfie exactly. I look like child
Jess: The post where I said "hey I wanna do a group chat with a bunch of cube fans. kik me." And you can wait until i post my cover video idc.
Nick: If I post it it'll be on my main. Js.
Stasi: You actually personally messaged me. I was so flattered.
Stasi: And I didn't have a Kik so I downloaded the app right away.
Nick: wHICH NOW HAS 7 FOLLOWERS IM SO CLOSE TO ME GOAL OMG PROMO MEE TO MY NEXt 10 UWU
Nick: I was joking. pls no
Stasi: WE FORGOT THE BEST PART
Stasi: GOIN TO GAY BARS. I don't drink but still
Stasi: GOING TO PRIDE EVENTS. IM GONNA CRY
Jess: Stasi buying us drinks cause we're all underage
Jess: But they look so pretty
Stasi: Only at home. Nick how do you feel about people touching your hair.
Nick: Wait. Don't we have to go to different bars. how work
Stasi: They have gay bars that are both gays and lesbians
Nick: That's a very odd question
Jess: Um well me and you are gonna be the only ones looking for a hookup.
Nick: WEARING THE QUEER BEANIES AND CACTUS NECKLACES AND FLOWER CROWNS AND BEING AESTHETIC AS SHIT
Stasi: ALSO MAYBE BY THEN A TUMBLR PERSON WILL DO THE THING WITH THE WRIST BANDS.
Flower crowns and beanies?
Nick: I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT
Jess: Us laughing while Stasi teases some fuckboy
Stasi: Jess' thing or my thing
Nick: Jess I'll be your wing man
Stasi: Evan's gonna be the only straight one
Jesss: I apologize in advance.
Stasi: Speaking of Evan, he hates being home alone. It give him anxiety...
Jess: I might do college from home for my first year, so he wont have to worry abt it.
Nick: "That one over there *points to Jess* can do some p amazing things w Exacto knives *winks*"
Nick: Give him time that can change
Jess: IF YOU FU KING RUIN MY CHANCES WIT A CUTE PERSON BECAUSE YOU TELL THEM I'M A MURDERER ILL HIDE YOUR DILDOS.
IMAGINE APRIL FOOLS DAY WITH ALL OF US
Stasi: NO WAIT SHOPPING TOGETHER. HAVING A SMART TV AND ONLINE SHOPPING FROM HOME AND THEN GOING TO THE MALL ON WEEKENDS.
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT JESS' HPE BUT NICK IS SO SHY AND I'D LEAST EXPECT HIM TO MOVE IN WITH LOTS OF PEOPLE AND NICK IM PROUD OF U
Jess: Ok i'm gonna warn you guys right now that i grew up without a lot of money so 1) I don't impulse buy and 2) I take money v seriously and bills and food comes before aesthetic and dildos.
Also same nick i love you
Jess: Like if we get some money our way then hell yeah let's go out and buy something cool but priorities
Jess: Also with my personal spending money i'm prioritizing a gaming computer because I'm gonna need it for college/work/youtube so yeah
Nick: I'm so emotional and happy right now I don't think I've ever felt like this i'm so.
Going to movies together :D
Jess: Going out to eat together
Nick: Downloading and playing video games togetehr and distantly hearing each other yell at our screens from the next room over.
Stasi: btw i really like office supplies
Stasi: lol no. cute post it notes and planners folders pens
Jess: OK SO I'D TOTALLY BE DOWN WITH SHARING A ROOM WITH ONE OF YOU IF WE CAN HAVE AN OFFICE/LOUNGE
Stasi: PENS. yaaaas. Well Evan and I might share a room
Nick: I NEVER LOSS AT MARIO KART UR ALL GOING DOWN
Nick: I V I V I V I ME RN
Stasi: [new challenger approaching picture]
Jess: My DS is dead or I would on MK7.
Jess: Sleepy hair and pancakes and coffee
Jess: and by morning i mean like 2 pm
Stasi: I prefer french toast and crepes
We take afternoon classes just so we can sleep in. Jess and I in our rooms screaming bc we're recording
Nick: [pokemon picture "What? scrub is evolving!"] When Jess wins a game finally
Nick: REXORDING TOGETHER YES
Oh no. I'm such a mess in the mornings.
Jess: I'm a mess all the time
Nick: My hair does not do mornings
Jess: I'm only really together between the hours of 3 and 5
Stasi: I'm a mess past 3 am
BUILDING FURNITURE TOGETHER
Jess: GOING TO IKEA TOGETHER
Stasi: Jess having one night stands *smirk emoji*
Jess: I'm not a slut I swear
Stasi: What if jess gets drunk and sleeps with a guy
Jess: But I'm not promising that I won't go crazy
Nick: Blasting panic bc she thinks no one hears
Stasi: I can picture it happening. A guy walking out of her room and I get up to pee and I'm like ??????
Nick: Being v confused why jess brings home a guy. Tries to figure out if they're doing arts and crafts or something.
Jess: OK but lets be real here for a second. My mom has been so strict on me for so long
Nick: Jess gon have wild phase
Jess: I'm basically guaranteed to go crazy/slutty as soon as I get a little freedom. And I'm counting on you guys to scold me when i do
Stasi: *in a hushed tone* "maybe she's teaching him about feminism?"
I mean I really dont see a problem if you do. I'll just make sure you get tested regularly.
Jess: But you guys know I'm not like that
Nick: "oh okay I definitely heard an "oh heEELL yeA" just now. he must be really into the subject.
Stasi: WHAT IF YOU GUYS THINK I'M HOOKING UP
and you're all like "isn't she sex repulsed what's going on" But i'm just recording a UHC with someone
Jess: YOU GUYS ARE GONNA LISTEN IN ON ME WHEN I'M DOING THE SEXY TIMES AND I'M GONNA BE SO EMBARASSED THE NEXT MORNING WHEN YOU BRING IT UP
Stasi: I'll blast music and tickle evan for 5 hours to get the image out of my head
Nick: *rates you out of 10 the next morning based on how much the house shook*
Stasi: GUYS. GOING. TO. VIDCON
PAX. GOING TO CONCERTS TOGETHER.
btw I have a no drugs policy
Nick: I'll make the fursuits.
Okay i'm going to clarify that was a joke
Jess: Harry potter marathons
Jess: DYE MY HAIR FUN COLORS STASI I WANNA BE EDGY AND PUNK ROCK
Stasi: THINK OF ALL THE FLANNELS
Nick: Having the perfect first week then forgetting its not a vacation and its our actual lives together
Jess: OUR ACTUAL LIVES TOGETHER
Nick: RAINBOOOOWWWWW HAIR
Jess: GUYS THIS IS ALL SO POSSIBLE
I'm getting v emotional again omg
Stasi: We're walking to the car from the bar and we get cat called and all turn on our heels and march angrily toward the guy and swear at him and I punch him and you all have to drag me away so we don't have have to spend the night hiding a body.
Getting cute hair cuts together
Jess: afterward i assure you that if you did kill him i would 600% help you hide the body
Nick: having to remind exacto knives are not actually viable killing weapons
Stasi: I don't vine myself but ill be in your vines
Jess: I would vine but my life isn't interesting enough
Stasi: Jess having to drag me away from the computer so I dont spend all my new paycheck on etsy
Jess: Having Stasi show us around LA when we get there becasue we're literally so lost and holy shit this city is so huge theres so many starbucks
Nick: Keeping personal journals and recording cute videos of each other to watch when we're sad to remind us how gr8 we are
Stasi: TALKING ABOUT WORK WHEN WE GET HOME. PAINTING WALLS HAVING A RAINBOW
Jess: Getting into a new TV show together simultaneously and crying together on emotional parts
Stasi: PRIDE FLAGS ACROSS THE HOUSE
Jess: PAITING EACH PERSON'S BEDROOM DOOR WITH THEIR PRIDE FLAG/S
Stasi: Us all playing instruments and practicing together
Jess: I play the vocal chords tbh
Nick: teaching each other how to draw and act and sing
Jess: me inducting you guys into the Society of the egg
Having Panic and FOB jam sessions
Stasi: Alex and Nick pulling jess out of the room before she murders me bc i'm difficult and can't sing
Nick: Jess inviting the thespians over as wE OBSERVE IN HORROR
Jess: WE'RE NOT THAT SCARY I SWEAR
Stasi: THEM DOING A LITTLE PLAY FOR US
Jess: It'll probably be Grease tbh
Stasi: DOING THE TIME WARP TOGETHER
Nick: I just had a vision of Jess doing toxic its so beautiful
Nick: Stargazing together
Jess: Me dragging you guys to musicals that I want to see
Stasi: Jess comes home all serious saying they're doing a new play at the local theater and pretending not to be excited and the she tells me its MAMA MIA AND I CRY
Jess: Nick. The Book of Mormon
Nick: I pronounce it TE Bomb
Jess: Like that was cute but I was v confuse
Nick: HAVING A JAR FOR EVERY TIME SOMEONE MAKES A CRAPPY PUN
Nick: SOMEHOW HAVING MORE MONEY IN THE JAR THAN THE REST OF OUR SAVINGS
Jess: WHEN THE JAR GETS FULL WE SPEND IT ON SOMETHING SPECIAL
LIKE BUYING NICK A HIGH QUALITY DILDO
Jess: WAIT WHAT WAS THE QUESTION
AND WE CAN SWITCH BETWEEN WHO GETS A THING FROM THE PUN JAR ALLOWANCE
Stasi: BUYING SOMETHING PUNNY.
Jess: WHENEVER SOMEONE GETS A THING FROM THE PUN JAR THE OTHER THREE NEED TO PICK IT OUT FOR THEM
Stasi: [picture of LOZ clock made out of a record]
Nick: My hair is v tangly see. do so @ your own risk
Jess: PAINTING EACH OTHERS NAILS
Stasi: [picture of a door mat with a fox riding a bike] For alex
Jess: HOLDING DOWN ALEX AND DNICK AND PAINTING THEIR NAILS
Stasi: I don't like nail polish
Nick: wait guys should we screen cap this
Jess: HOLDIGN DOWN NICK AND ALEX AND STASI AND PAINTING THEIR NAILS.
Stasi: yeah. no. don't do it
Stasi: You can do my toes
Jess: I'll do it while you're sleeping
Stasi: But not my nails pls
Nick: *Pretending not to be curious about nail polish*
Stasi: GETTING MATCHING T-SHIRTS AND BOXERS
ONE OF THOSE SINKS. THE BAMBOO ONES
Jess: SAYING FUCK YOU TO GENDER ROLLS
Nick: Jess insisting we settle our disputes with sing offs
Stasi: MAKING JESS AND NICK WATCH SU
Ales and Jess and Evan confused as to why Nick and I are obsessed with Grimm
WHY DOESN'T MY PHONE CAPITALIZE YOUR NAMES
Jess: Mine doesnt eitehr idk
Stasi: Having a spare room with a king that we basically just use to sleep in together and cuddle
Nick: Befriending YouTubers
Stasi: BEFRIENDING YOUTUBERS.
Jess: This chat is making me so happy and not depressed and I don't wanna lose it