there was some relief in seeing who was to come directly after maxie, knowing that archie lived for this nonsense. it was presumably all due to his conditioning as hoenn tv’s head, and working for aqua, but as archie slipped to the front stage, sakaki’s smile was relaxed. this was practically already in the bag.
‘ if you are an earth-lover and missed out on the last date, perhaps someone with a passion for the ocean and all of its inhabitants will catch your fancy. ‘ aside from scratching his team aqua affiliation (arceus help them if it all came undone what this event was for), archie’s application had been perfect, nearly no editing needed.
‘ archie is a marine conservationist and researcher, and whose hobbies include for the care of marine pokemon, scuba diving, and surfing. anybody who loves the water will love archie, as his ideal date would be a tour of the oceanic museum, and then a relaxing dinner date by the docks. ‘
‘ like many of us, archie enjoys the discounted chocolate the day after valentine’s--- ‘ there was a small rumble of laughter in the audience, an easy win there, ‘ and archie’s heart gets aflutter at the someone passionate, with a sharp mind, and, of course, looks great in a swimsuit. ‘
another few laughs here and there, and with his smile unwavering, sakaki slipped the notecard back into his jacket, surveying the audience.
‘ why don’t we begin the bidding for archie at 4,000 pokédollars as well? ‘
( If you are interested in a date with ARCHIE, please bid in the replies below! Bidding ends FIVE MINUTES from posting! )














