#curative fandom

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

How do you think the Yeerks kept their Hork-Bajir fed between the invasion of their homeworld and the Earth invasion? The one world we're sure that they invaded was the Taxxon homeworld, which was supposed to be mostly desert, likely with minimal trees and tree bark. If the Yeerks really would end up destroying the natural beauty of planets that they conquered like Ax says in Book 4, I can't imagine feeding all the Hork-Bajir would be easy. Unlike Taxxons, who eat anything.

All right, so. You can get up to 12 square yards of mulch from Home Depot for $560 in today's dollars, which is $285 in 1997 dollars. We don't know exactly how many hork-bajir-controllers are left after Alloran's ethnic cleansing, but from Visser I'm guessing it's a few hundred to a couple thousand. Of those, not every one is posted on Earth, so I'm willing to bet there are only ~1000 hork-bajir on Earth.

How much does a hork-bajir eat? Well, an Earth animal that's about 7' long and herbivorous — I'm going with okapi — eats about 35lbs of plant matter a day. A cubic yard of mulch weighs about 600lbs, according to Home Depot. So 1 cubic yard of mulch is about 17 days' food for one hork-bajir, or 1 day's food for 17. Which means you could get 204 days' food (12*17) out of $285 in 1997.

If there are 1000 hork-bajir, then you'll need 5 of those 12-yd shipments a day, which comes out to $1425 in then-dollars, $2802 in now-dollars. UNESCO says that cheap bulk meals for humans can be calculated at $3 a meal or $9 a day with U.S. ingredients, meaning it'd cost a nonprofit ~$9000 a day to feed 1000 humans. So if feeding a human costs about $9 a day and feeding a hork-bajir costs about $2.75 a day in today's money, then I'd say they're probably feeding the hork-bajir just fine. I'd even venture that they're spending more on the "grilled chicken, roast potatoes, steamed broccoli" (Visser) the humans get than on their hork-bajir.

[gcu-sovereign]

For as much affection as I have for The Locked Tomb and some of it's fandom, they desperately need another book so they can Become Funny again.

It's not even noun-verb-soup now in the facebook groups

[gcu-sovereign]

Watch "No More Story, Only Lore" on YouTube

@official-kircheis this reminded me of you

@brazenautomaton and @theaudientvoid to a lesser extent

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

Your Headcanon is Valid

@mariaann

I'd also add that there are distinct distinctions between:

(1) Authors always intended X to be true

And

(2) Textual evidence that X is true w/ or w/o explicit authorial intent.

1 is not where biMarco has come from (as the authors have said - this is cool we support this but don't give us any credit for it). 

Instead biMarco is from 2. Both 1 & 2 are valid to read which I say only because some are too married to 1 and deny 2 as valid. I know you know this but many don't.

Starting a new post because it’s off-topic, but I think this is a super-important point about fandom, and a super-important point specifically about queering characters who are not confirmed queer in a canon work.  If Animorphs fans don’t push for Marco to be bi, then the world will assume a straight default for Marco.  If Animorphs fans don’t trumpet a read of Tobias as trans, the world assumes a cis default for Tobias.  Even though canon never says either way.

The authors are awesome; I believe them when they express both regret over the lack of canonically queer characters and joy that the fandom is queering the cast.  BUT as @mariaann said, the authors’ approval is nice but not necessary.

There’s this interesting space, between curative fandom and transformational fandom, that I would describe as “why not?” fandom.  For anyone unfamiliar: curative fandom is collecting details from the canon work and describing them in worshipful exactness.  It’s creating a floor plan for the Blade Ship based on extensive rereadings of interior descriptions, or attempting to construct taxxon grammar from canon utterances alone.  In curative fandom, Canon Is Lord.  Transformational fandom is expanding on and changing the canon work, including through critiques of its shortcomings.  It’s writing fan fiction that unkills your favorite dead character, or drawing the Animorphs as Avatar element-benders.  In transformative fandom, The Author Is Dead.

However, that split is artificial.  Most fans curate and transform.  My own blog has both obsessively detailed charts of Tobias and Rachel’s entire romance, and fan fiction about Tobias dating Marco instead.

And one particularly awesome middle ground is “why not?” fandom, which takes the stance “there’s nothing in canon that contradicts me, and therefore my read is this.”  It’s the fandom space that points out that J.K.R. never says in so many words that Harry and Hermione are white, so no one can stop fans from making them brown.  It’s the “your favorite is X” posts explaining that we have no proof Obi-Wan isn’t trans, and therefore there’s nothing to prevent us headcanoning him that way.  The “why not?” fandom acknowledges that we’re all here because we all love the same story, but allows fans to see themselves in characters after lifetimes of sparse or bad representation.  It gets buy-in from both the canon worshipers and the canon rewriters, with the goal of getting trans Obi-Wan to be as integral to the fandom as Sith Lord Jar Jar.

I do this too, because it’s a great form of compromise.  Tobias notices “Aria” spending an inordinate amount of time picking out dresses and looking in mirrors, and therefore ALLORAN IS GENDERFLUID AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME.  U mad, bro?  Point to the line where canon confirms Alloran as cis.

I’ve mostly been talking about queering characters of ambiguous canon gender/orientation because I’m a white bi enby looking to stay in my own lane.  But a lot of that also applies to ethnicities, disabilities, and other identities that get represented badly or not spoken of at all in one’s favorite works of fiction.  And I really like it, not in the least because it turns the “I’m not racist, I just have respect for the all-white canon work” argument back around on the people making those claims.

[gcu-sovereign]

@dagny-hashtaggart for people that thirst after takahata101′s performances.

[gcu-sovereign]

What's the best anime to be completed since FMA: Brotherhood?

[gcu-sovereign]

Hey. Before I start keep in mind that my reading comprehension skills are nonexistent so I might have read it wrong, but I’m fairly sure I saw a reblog of yours that said “nothing but disrespect for kids that can’t read a finished book series on its second attempt at a screen adaptation” or something along those words. Referring to Percy Jackson. A book about kids with dyslexia and adhd. Really? First of all some people don’t have time to read, and second, some people, especially those with dyslexia, find it very difficult. I thought this might not had crossed your mind, which is why I pointed it out. Please be more considerate of the new fans.

I did post to that effect. Though I'm surprised to discover I was wrong about completion: apparently another novel in that setting is due out later this year, which puts rather more behind the curtain for 'reasonable expectation of withholding spoilers'.

THAT SAID; whether the books feature dyslexia is besides the point, as we have also had the miraculous format of audiobooks for quite some time. Disney, being a dedicated hype cultivator, is releasing episodes of their show on a weekly basis, which affords a text-limited audience the chance to race the 10ish audio hours to the end between the show's premiere on 12/19 to the book1 wrap 1/30.

There's a sliding scale of protection/grace from spoilers with media. If you started to care about Dune because you got hyped by the Villeneuve trailer for his first film (3 years ago), you also have no excuse about spoilers [about any part of that mythos] for being current by the time the 2nd part arrives this March. On the other end of the spectrum, I think you're perfectly within your rights to defend getting through some title at your leisure when there's some nonprice fuckery standing between you and the endpages of a novel [looking at you Black Library]

It would of course be perfectly reasonable to ASK people whom you are regularly in contact with to abstain from discussion of late plot points in Riordan's novels, but you are hanging by a metaphorical rope on fire. In this more anonymized blue hell, it's on you to implement blocks on the fandom tags.

Though this is kind of moot on my blog, since I tag for spoiler level and fandom regularly, insofar as the former can be applied.

[gcu-sovereign]

Alienating the Audience: Much Ado About Garak

Star Trek Deep Space Nine's Elim Garak is a simple, unassuming character. But also a spymaster. Why is he so beguiling, and what's his chara

@vulcannic an hour of talking about your favorite lizard man!