#cursed imagines

[avibeens]

happy st patrick's day y'all

[ellunelol]

Cursed/Corny One Direction Imagines except I replaced the members with the Hanks to spread my Hanks Boy Band AU Propahankda

These are all canon in HOAF btw

Imagine: Hank 4 crawling inside your ear. you tell him to stop, but he is in there

Imagine: Red Bowl is trying to force Hank 5 to break up with you. While on the phone he takes one look at you and shakes his head, "They're my everything, so don't you dare take them away," and hangs up the phone.

Imagine: Hank 3 sees someone checking you out—

H3NK: Want a picture? It'll last longer you ignorant bas–

H2NK and H1NK: Three don't...

Imagine: Hank One kissing you and then moving behind your ear kissing all down your neck. You moan his name and suddenly a sharp pain in your throat. Hank One's a vampire and jusy put his fangs in you.

Imagine: Hank 3 spotting you from afar as you two make eye contact for a split second you quickly turn away. Hank 3 smugly smiled at the effect he had on you.

Imagine: Hank 3 knows that you are in the crowd and want to tease you, so he pulls the shirt if you bf Hank 4 up and at his solo in ymfmf his trowser down (I had a stroke trying to type this out)

Imagine: Baking cupcakes when the Band walks in and asks what you're doing

You: I'm making cupcakes!

They suddenly look jealous

All in unison: But we're your cupcakes!!

And give you this look

thats all i got. lolz💀 This is my compensation for not being able to drop chapter 6

[slaymiedrysdale]

Cursed One Direction imagines, but make them HOCKEY!!

[furbearingbrick]

Lux Imperator big naturals

[arwenkenobi48]

If a Skeksis dating sim gets made it will literally be so cursed even the SCP foundation wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole

Update: it exists and it is glorious!

[reg1ment]

Imagine your F/O holding your hand while you walk away from the building you set on fire together ♥️🔥

[mindofelizabeth]

Imagine being connected to the Weeping Monk and him seeing visions of you

[cowboydeanwinchester]

IMAGINE

you meet dean winchester in a bar. he’s super cute so you flirt with him, he buys you a drink. he comments on your pale skin, you make a joke about avoiding the sun like a vampire. on your way out of the bar with him he decapitates you and calls you a bloodsucking freak.