Y’all I cannot even explain the extent to which Secret Life shattered the Curses post
Like okay yeah Jimmy didn’t die first, but on top of that most of the Scar curses were broken, Jimmy’s death didn’t signal the immediate end of the server like it usually does, and the victor didn’t die. The Scar and Jimmy curses were the ones I was sure would be mostly intact, and then they just. weren’t
I figured if those failed, then at least the victor curse was guaranteed (which is why it was at the center of the bingo), and then that one was also broken
GG Secret Life, I am retiring as the Curse Master until I’m able to add a Mumbo curse.







