#cusing

[deaf-bakugou]

So I just found out that one of my younger sisters has been in the hospital for 3 days. They better be fucking glad that she is okay or there would be hell to pay. I am furious.

[witchyrobot]

I don’t know about most witches, but personally, I put a failsafe on every curse I place so the person can break it themself without my intervention, or even without ever knowing they were cursed in the first place.

Attempt to kidnap my friend’s children? Have fun not having any kids in your life at all. Stop trying, learn to not harass single moms, then you can have kids in your life again.

Slander my friend? Then you will eat your lies... at least you will, for as long as you speak them. Stop speaking lies, then you won’t stuff your face with them.

Some people never change, obviously, but some do, so I personally, being a reasonable witch, think it’s only fair.

[paradilight]

@ all middle schoolers and early high schoolers: stop doing dumb shit

[rbssns]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 6/? Fandom: Undertale (Video Game) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: W. D. Gaster/Reader, Gaster/Reader, Underfell Papyrus/Reader, Edge/reader Characters: Sans (Undertale), Papyrus (Undertale), Frisk (Undertale), Reader, W. D. Gaster, Underfell Papyrus - Character, Underfell Sans - Character, Edge, Red, blueberry - Character, Underswap Sans - Character Additional Tags: updating tags as i write, Oneshot, Oneshot collection, itty bittys, Bitty Bones, tinytales, Fluff, theres cuse words sue me, Cinnamon Roll Sans, cinnamon bun - Freeform Series: Part 1 of One shot stories from Undertale AU Summary:

This is just going to be a random collection of one shots of stories that have been stuck in my head and i rather just get them written out here. But hey if you have a request i might just try it out. I suck at writing summary but I will but put in the notes which AU they are from.

[tomcattalon]

（╯°□°）╯︵(\ .o.)\

（╯°□°）╯︵(\ .o.)\: who is your least favorite person?

You are my least favorite you blue buff stealing bastard  

[hook-on-fandoms]

I am so tired of people saying that there was a difference between what he said before the elction (and the 4 years of power) and after.

1) He was flat out saying before the election if he lost it was rigged and he’d fight it. Same he said after the election.

2) The only real difference was is it going his way. He didn’t have to go to these lengths before because it was going his way. Now it isn’t so now he is.

The only true difference of Trump before and after the election was how secure his power was and what was needed to change that.

HIS WORDS NEVER CHANGED. HIS CHARACTER NEVER CHANGED. YOU JUST KEPT ON GIVING HIM CANDY IN HOPES OF NEVER HAVING TO DEAL WITH A TEMPER TANTRUM BUT HERE WE ARE.

SO FUCK ALL OF YOU THAT SAY THERE WAS A DIFFERENCE AND THIS IS BEYOND ALL THAT.

[hook-on-fandoms]

Fuming Politics so what else is new

It seems that politians in Texas are trying to continue to make me ashamed of being a Texan and making me want to move out of the state just to be rid of them (wanted to work in another state before all this already) and for sure if I am still here when they are up for election I am voting to get those undemocratic fuckwards out of power.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/12/28/gohmert-suit-pence-overturn-trumps-defeat-451485

The lawsuit asserts that the 1887 law known as the Electoral Count Act, the vague statute that has long governed the electoral vote counting process with minimal drama, unconstitutionally binds Pence from exercising total authority to choose which votes to count.

[relatablethingys]

Student: man I hate this (makes eye contact with the teacher half way through saying shit) oh ummmmmm shit I mean crap I mean f***