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[decotome]

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𓏵 ꒰ ✟ Prompt 5 of my 30 followers stimboard prompts ：　a joke stimboard ！！ ⚢ ꒱ ∞

𓏵 ꒰ ✟ LORE ACCURATE OTOME STIMBOARD‼️‼️‼️ ！！ ⚢ ꒱ ∞

[k4ijynxx]

I had an idea and i drew it ok

[mayplesyrup]

Dolores: The rats [are] talking in the walls

Mirabel: oH yOu sAiD tHaT lUisA's eYE wAs tWiTcHinG?!?!?

Dolores: I can always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling

Mirabel: Oh you must miss him <33!!!

Dolores: ...I could literally hear him the whole time

Madrigals: *Shocked pikachu face*

Dolores: biTCH-

[simeons-hips]

I JUST ORDERED A 6FT MAMMON CARDBOARD STANDEE

[faginthemirror]

The ice cream jingle near my house sounded like a fucking ace attorney track what

[gravity-lifts]

Me, checking my email: Hey! I had one unread email, I should go check that out, as I am waiting for a zoom link to a meeting! Me, to me: Oh yes! A sound idea, let’s find the tab with that email Me, still has the email tab open onto the unread email in front of my face: OH NO I CAN’T FIND IT OH GOD OH FUCK I KNOW I HAD IT OPEN

[notyourdream]

uh shit i just realized that... i’m in love with remington leith???????? help????

[finandjake47]

Kissing on shows

Me *watching a show on Netflix*

Show : "Here's a scene where there's kissing"

Me : "Okay that's cool I guess"

Show : "Oh it's also unplanned as fuck!"

Me : "uhm... okay..?"

Show : "And it goes super fucking smooth!!"

Me : "OKAY THAT IS SOME BULL SHIT OKAY I KNOW HUMAN NATURE JUST WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT TWO PEOPLE WHO DONT REALLY KNOW EACH OTHER CANNOT JUST MAKE OUT WITHOUT ANY AWKWARDNESS"

Show : *gives me the bird and plays the scene anyway*

Me : "This is some fucking bullllllllshittttt"