#custom raps

[from-under-the-corktree-blo-blog]

Another one of my raps... This is all wordplay and contains a few puns - I'd love feedback. :D

I'm a zombie brain eater, I'm back from the dead,

I got human arms and legs it's all locked in my shed,

I gotta feed my minions soon with a human head,

Monsters don't live under your bed, they all live in your head,

I'm a demon now you're nervous, you're just a giant fumbler,

You can't hide in your room all day blogging on Tumblr,

I'm a ginger bro, and I'm gonna steal your soul,

I found Nick Cage at a restaurant finally turning down a roll,

Faithless has a sign on the lawn outside his drug lab,

It reads, "attention all customers, stay off  the grass",

So you see we are backward poets, so we write inverse,

The drug in you is me, shit, I'm Falling In Reverse,

Both of us are crazy Cowboys that belong in Dallas,

We ended up in Seine when we jumped off the bridge in Paris,

We'll turn you into a pastry and make you crumble whore,

My car has a spoiler it reads Snape kills Dumbledore,

See I'm tempted to attempt a tempting thing so Imma start attempting,

Writing in my block with writer's block, Imma start rejecting

Bitches when they come to me asking for a dance,

I never give fake, dumb broads with chlamydia a chance,

I am a rangasaurus and Faith's a rapping raptor,

If pregnancy was a book they'd cut the last two chapters,

You can stare at us for hours and still take you by surprise,

We're tryna get big so forget a stupid lame disguise, 

I can jump off the Eifell Tower and I'll survive the fall,

"Hello world, it's Optimisic" crap I'm breaking the fourth wall,

So we will float like a butterfly and sting like a bee,

Because the hand can't hit what the eye can't see.