CC: I completely forgot to take off t)(e clot)(es you lent me yesterday. 38P
CC: Im still in your s)(irt!
CA: wwhatevver dont swweat it i havve more
CC: You know, only reel prawncesses wear t)(eir moirails clot)(es instead of jewels! 38D
CA: yeah sure ill take your jewwels if youre not gonna wwant em anymore
CC: I mean, I still )(ave my tiara on.
CC: Youre not meaning to tell me youre planning on stealing your )(eiress’s crown now, are you -Eridan?
CA: i seem to recall there bein a pretty strict rule about me touchin it actually
CC: By all of my royal decrees, you are FORBIDD-EN to make a prettier ruler t)(an me! 38)
CA: hand me a bottle a that smear you plaster your vvisage wwith an ill givve your beautiful highness a run for your fuckin money thats for sure
CC: Pft, you mean my makeup? 38P
CC: You can take it, but you only get any kind of respect from me if you can apply it, UND-ERWAT-ER!!!!
CC: W)(ic)(, I know you cant because t)(e tec)(niques I created in order to apply it evenly in t)(e FIRST PLAC-E took me years to perfect, and to top it off you barely visit me down )(ere anyway!
CA: sorry no ill just keep makin believve im the court fuckin sorcerer an YOU can keep playin pretty princess dressup by yourself
CC: Do we really need to bring up our old games? You know YOU were t)(e one w)(o made t)(em up because you never let me FLARP wit)( you and AG!
CA: youre so fuckin wwelcome by the wway im the best evver at playin pretend
CA: imaginary monsters an titans alike balk before my mastery a the mind
CC: You could )(onestly write a book! S)(ell, Id read it! 38D
CC: Youd totally put me in it, rig)(t? Just like t)(e stories you used to tell me about Dualscar! 38D
CA: i can see it noww it wwould be called howw to wwaste a grubhood believvin in muscle beast shit by eridan ampora
CA: forwward also by eridan ampora
CC: I wis)( you could see me rolling my eyes rig)(t now, -Eridan Ampora!
CC: Can you imagine t)(at, wit)( t)(at big and wild mind of yours?
CC: But seriously, do you t)(ink our grub)(ood was t)(at lame? I t)(oug)(t you made it fun! 38)
CC: S)(ore beat just sitting in my )(ive and glubbing to you know w)(o all day!!
CA: it wwasnt bad i guess by povverty standards
CA: but i wwish wwe had DONE somethin REAL you knoww not just play one about it
CA: noww im too busy blowwin up the wworld an youre fuckin gills deep in politics
CC: I guess youre rig)(t. 38|
CC: -Even t)(oug)( we’ve always been t)(e reason we )(ave a nation to lead in t)(e first place! It was R-EAL WORK we did and still actively perform!
CC: I personally t)(ink we’ve definitely made our mark on our world. T)(e playtime was a nice distraction we bot)( just needed.
CC: Plus, now I dont t)(ink well ever be able to play anyt)(ing again, you already stated w)(y. 38(
CA: wwhatevver no use cryin salty tears ovver the fuckin past its ovver an gone
CC: T)(ey were good memories and I know you still like to )(ear about t)(em because you totally bring t)(em up to taunt me at every given opportunity you can you fis)( face!! 38P
CA: its funny wwe are talkin about this though
CA: i got the fuckin recruitment letter sittin on my desk right noww
CC: 38/ For t)(e military?
CA: yeah but you knoww me i wwant to be privvate guard
CA: bein a threshecutioner isnt ME
CA: just a number in the fuckin ranks wwho givves a shit
CC: T)(en you dont need to be one!
CC: You already know w)(at I want you to be, -Eridan.
CC: I want you rig)(t )(ere beside me!
CA: an wwhat you wwant doesnt mean SHIT if youre not sittin high on the abyssal throne
CA: if i refuse this position an shit goes hard south ill be ruined
CA: wwe havve got to think ahead here fef
CC: I know, because you’re s)(ore as )(ell not becoming a t)(res)(ecutioner!
CC: T)(atll be OV-ER MY D-EAD BODY! >38(
CA: it vvery wwell may be
CC: W)(oops! Poor c)(oice of wording on my part, )(u)(? 38(
CC: Im s)(ore I wont die t)(oug)(.
CC: I know youre worried, but I t)(ink youre making a big deal about t)(is!
CA: sorry it kind of is a BIG FUCKIN DEAL fef
CC: -Eridan you KNOW I can )(andle myself!
CA: your future is success or die its MINE im flippin a fin about here
CA: im not gonna be stuck as a bloody corsair or somethin wworse
CC: I wouldnt let t)(at )(appen to you!
CC: T)(e fact of t)(e matter is, is t)(at Im NOT GOING TO DI-E!!!
CC: Get t)(at t)(roug)( your t)(ick skull! >38(
CA: i havve the utmost confidence in you fef i just like to havve a fuckin net under me
CC: Do you seriously t)(ink Id let myself get belly up and become fis)( food knowing of w)(at s)(ed probably do to you? To everyone else?
CC: -Eridan you know Im always )(ere for you. 38(
CC: Youre going to become my first mate! 38)
CC: )(e)(e)(, pirate lingo is fun! 38D
CC: But you know w)(at I mean.
CA: howw terrifyin wwill it be to havve the orphaner back in political powwer NOBODY is goin to fuck wwith us
CA: none a the fuckin bodies
CC: )(e)(e)(, you know it!
CC: I guess it is good to )(ave a scary name to go around, and to keep our military strong, especially wit)( t)(e c)(anges I )(ave in mind.
CA: yeah your fluffy pillous equal caste bs
CA: thatll all pass easy wwith my gun behind it
CC: >380 -Eridan t)(e w)(ole point is to make Alternia a safer place to live for everyone!
CA: yeah an wwith an iron fuckin fin wwe wwill realize your dream
CC: -Eridan youre completely missing t)(e point again!
CC: Our status is important, but t)(e way were living now is just not okay for everyone! -Especially t)(ose wit)(out our kind of status.
CA: right ok wwhatevver fef im just the terror an awwe behind your moonlight an rainbowws
CC: I mean, you can join in on my rainbow fest if you really want to! 38P
CC: Besides, youre a lot more t)(an t)(at! I kind of LOV-E AND CAR-E ABOUT YOU A W)(OL-E LOT, so clearly youre a lot more t)(an w)(at youve modeled yourself to be! 38)
CA: ill be fine in the vvip lounge sippin on brine vvodka an wwatchin dirtblood asses bounce in my fuckin face thanks though
CC: >380 -Eridan t)(ats dirty!!!!
CC: Ug)(, youre a reel brinesucker sometimes. >38|
CA: the castle has a vvip lounge right i havve nevver been
CC: Its just my )(ive rig)(t now.
CA: thats fine wwe can add a lounge for me an my barnacled creww
CC: Youre not turning my castle into some kind of bulge fest for your bros!
CC: Jeez, youd t)(ink t)(ere would be some women in your crew, at least!
CA: wwho says there wwouldnt be if evverythin goes swwimminly ill evven put fuckin mindfang on lavvatory cleanin
CC: Knowing )(er s)(e’d probubbly try to blow up t)(e entire castle in retaliation. 38P
CC: I guess t)(ey would be working to protect me t)(oug)(, t)(ey would need a place to stay. 38/
CA: wwere not goin to vvery wwell stay at the tavvern are wwe
CC: No!!! I mean you arent!
CC: You can even sleep in my room if you want! 38)
CA: moons gettin loww i need to hunt
CA: i wwill talk to you again tomorroww night okay
CC: S)(e actually just asked w)(en )(er next feeding was! 38P
CC: I was about to message you about it!
CA: its right fuckin noww im out the door
CC: T)(anks for doing it in advance, -Eridan! 38)
CC: Be safe as always, Ill pester you tomorrow!
