Hey look Ao3 and Tumblr finally confessed their feelings after a billion years! Tumblr was too busy with X while Ao3 wanted the slow burn between her and Tumblr to last as long as possible
Twitter was devastated as they saw this as their girlfriend going after a nasty proshipper instead of staying the righteous SJW that they are. Also Tumblr was like a sick mentor to them back in the day, why would she leave them??
Bluesky does not care and knew it was coming anyways. I mean who else wants to stay with the constant-yelling-X at all times?
Even if Tumblr and ao3 seem more vanilla in public, it's a whole other story in the bedroom. So freaky even the Hub would be put to shame.
Lucky or not-so-lucky 4chan walked into them once and thinks about it when gooning in his b board/floor.
Reddit wanting to swoop in on the details, but 4chan gatekeeps everything. He's not stealing anything this time.
Also 4chan tried asking Kiwi Farms/KF if he can photos of Tumblr and Ao3 doing the freaky. To which KF replied with "I'm not wasting my time on f---orty shit!"
Pinterest is of course the supportive mother and will plan out the wedding which take place in...
THE BALL PIT!!!!!!
