#d please

[spade-riddles]

Taylor is always ahead of the game when it comes to being an entertainer. She should come out with any interactive music video where the viewer gets to decide what happens based on how they interpret the lyrics. Imagine:

Choice A: Taylor kisses the boy and falls madly in love (blah);

Choice B: Taylor ditches the boy, sneaks behind the bleachers and kisses the girl;

Choice C: Taylor ditches the boy, grabs Karlie Kloss and sweeps her away to live at the lakes forever;

Choice D: Taylor runs for president and for the first time is US history, we have TWO first ladies!!!! Oh and one of those ladies has a hyphenated last name of "Swift-Kloss".

What do you think? Sorry, I'll come back from Dreamland now...

[sequentialprophet]

Danhausen a straight savage

[iwatchnsfw]

My DM’s be like: All you gotta do is ask… I love whipping it out! 🍆🍌🍆🍌🍆 DM for uncensored!

[me-myself-and-my-fos]

Hello I am dangerously close to doing something with the Cryptid AU for me and The Boy, but with him being a Naga. I don't know why but I need to be stopped. 💖🧡 [robotarmjokes]

@robotarmjokes DO IT!!!! MAKE YOUR BODY A NAGA!!! DONT BE AFRAID!!! EMBRACE IT!!!

[zhat-medic]

“Marry me.” The statement was bold; a command rather than a request. D'Artagnan's gaze was stern, and only a keen eye and close friend could know that the slight glint in his eye concealed a deeper meaning.

Was D’Artagnan off his rocker? The man had come up to him and straight up asked -no demanded- to marry him. 

“I didn’t sink it possible, but it’s finally happened,” Medic breathed. “You’ve lost all semblance of sanity. Unless zhis is some attempt to aggravate me. If zhat is zhe case, you have succeeded, Herr.”

[drawingguitarist]

I don’t shower for one day and there’s fucking pimples on my ear lobes what the fuck is this

[heythereitsabbby]

Tbh I'm just really horny.