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Lads I made a friend!! (Literally)

D.O.D.E.: *speaks in fast-forward.* “Oh~.”

D.O.D.E: *more fast-forward speaking.”

Gene: “YOWZA!”

Schmitty: “Did I miss something?”

Gene: *seductively* “Kumquat~”

D.O.D.E.: “Oh, stop!” >///<

Gene: *chuckles*

Cookie: “Ugh, friggin’ robot humor.”

Chuck: “4-word horror story:”

Chuck: “I heard my parrot knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered... our bathroom doesn’t have a door!”

[REDACTED]: “I’m sorry, but the confusion as to why your bathroom doesn’t have a door FAR outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.”

Chuck: “Can’t afford door... the horror here is the realities of life.”

Dr. Ro: “So what the f*ck was your parrot knocking on?”

Chuck: “THIS D*CK!”

D.O.D.E.: “IT’S NOT EVEN 4 WORDS???”

Emergency... emergency. There’s an emergency going on... it's still going on.

DODE, probably

Alien: “Thanks for the crappy prompt, lady!”

D.O.D.E.: “You’re welcome. It’s nice to feel appreciated.”

Dr. Ro: “The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109!”

D.O.D.E.: *rapidly does the math* “She is correct!”

Assistant: :o

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