#chuck hule

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Dr. Ro: "For ages, dreams have been thought of as windows to another realm."

Dr. Ro: "Let me not mar that perfect dream by an auroral stain, but so adjust my daily night that it may come again."

Dictionary Keeper: "Emily Dickinson wrote that."

Chuck: "Who?"

[REDACTED]: *long groan*

Dictionary Keeper: *facepalms, flips through some books* "Here's one you might know..." *clears throat*

Dictionary Keeper: "There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his dream had come true."

(12:58 am, 1/10/2024)

^ I can FEEL their collective disappointment.

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Binjpipe: “Please remember you are in Isle K, Level 17, Blue section.”

Chuck: “Isle K, Level 17, Blue.”

Dr. Ro: “Better right it down.”

Chuck: “I know, you think I should write it down, but when I get a fact in my head, you know what happens to it?”

[REDACTED]: “It dies of loneliness. Wave goodbye to the car Dixie, we’ll never see it again as long as we live.”

Dixie: “Bye car!”

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Chuck: “4-word horror story:”

Chuck: “I heard my parrot knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered... our bathroom doesn’t have a door!” 

[REDACTED]: “I’m sorry, but the confusion as to why your bathroom doesn’t have a door FAR outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.”

Chuck: “Can’t afford door... the horror here is the realities of life.”

Dr. Ro: “So what the f*ck was your parrot knocking on?”

Chuck: “THIS D*CK!”

D.O.D.E.: “IT’S NOT EVEN 4 WORDS???”

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Chuck: “I feel sorry for Netflix-Era kids. They will never know the high-stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming ‘IT’S OOOOON!’ to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.”

[REDACTED]: “Couldn’t you just pause it?”

Nate: *hugs [REDACTED]* “Oh my sweet summer child.”

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[REDACTED]: “Why I oughta... Let me at him, LET ME AT HIM!”

[REDACTED]: “Here! Hold me back!” *hands Chuck his coat*

Chuck: “Okay!” *grabs hold of coat*

[REDACTED]: *tries to run forward* “LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM!”

Chuck: “Okay!” *lets him go*

[REDACTED]: *stops and turns around to face Chuck* “I think you’re missing the basic point here.”

Chuck: “Oh...” 

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Binjpipe: *trying to record the Joke Boat trailer*

Chuck: “Am I allowed to riff?”

Chuck: “What if I come out of the water?!?!”

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Chuck: “If corals get stressed, they die. So if I was coral I would be dead.”

[REDACTED]: “What do coral even get stressed about?”

Chuck: “Current events!”

Dr. Ro: “Get out.”

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All anybody remembers about me is how I once stole an aircraft carrier. What kinda legacy is that?

Cap'n Chuck, probably

(Source: Homestar Runner)