Shigemas Baking (or Why Shiro and Pidge aren't allowed in Hunk’s kitchen anymore)
Merry Christmas and Holidays Greeting @d0g-bless. I Hope you enjoy this silly Secret Santa fic. Not gonna lie I almost drew the dirty idea you had, but I wouldn’t be able to finish on time so maybe later if i have time ;)
Note: This fic also includes Hunk, but not as a super major character.
“Are you sure that’s sugar?” Shiro asked.
“80% sure? Maybe if Hunk labeled his baking supplies.” Pidge mumbled.
“Taste it.”
“You taste it.”
“Why won’t you taste it.”
“What if it’s salt.”
“That’s what we’re trying to figure it out.”
“I’m not eating it!” Pidge put the sugar amount in. “What’s the next ingredient.
“We need nutmeg and cloves. DO NOT CONFUSED THEM FOR CINNAMON AND CHOCO POWDER.”
“It’s probably fine.” Pidge said sniffing containers, they all honestly smelled the same. Well the kitchen smelled like the pie Hunk previously made, so everything smelled like that pecan pie. So they grabbed the first few ingredients that looked right and through them in.
The two sat together waiting for the cookies to finish baking.
“So how has life been for you?” Shiro asked.
“You know, Chip’s working great. Matt is busy hitting on girls and getting rejected, apparently ‘My sibling is a Paladin of Voltron’ gets more girls to hit on me than him.”
“Ooh I’m so jealous.” Shiro joked.
“Are you now?” Pidge leaned on him. “What about you? I heard about the Divorce.”
“Yeah, we just weren’t a good fit… Plus we both realized we had deeper feelings for others.” “But you two were so happy.”
“And we realized we were better off as friends.”
“So whose this mystery guy?”
“Who said it was a guy?”
“Your past dating history.”
“Well it isn’t a guy.”
“Girl?” “Their non-binary.”
“You have to let me meet them!”
“You already know them.” Pidge tried to think of anyone they knew well that wouldn’t consider themselves male or female. “I can’t think of anyone.” Hunk entered the kitchen then in a huff.
“I let you two make the cookies and Your burning them!” Hunk pushed Pidge off the counter. “Counters are for glasses, not human asses!”
“Not my fault. Shiro’s distracting me.”
“By hitting on you?” Hunk asked.
“He’s not-“ “I am.” Shiro interrupted. Pidge sputtered. “Your smart, think about it. I said I was jealous you were getting hit on, and I hinted at I loved someone who was nonbinary. You’re the only person I would know long enough to love that’s non-binary. The other paladins are Male or their Allura.”
Pidge sat there, mouth hanging open as Hunk tried a cookie.
“I’m never letting you two in my kitchen again.” He said spitting it out.
“Then LABEL YOUR THINGS!” Pidge shouted.
