So is Henry, Maria's ex coming back because I what to see Abner kick is butt and tell him off.
I've thought about it... Mostly because, if Henry does, indeed, make the mistake of coming to Duckburg, it's going to go like this.
*Donald's phone rings before the sun is even up*
Donald, half-asleep and grabbing his phone, not even looking at the caller ID: Hello?
Maria, slightly hysterical and whispering: I think I killed someone.
Donald, more awake and looking at his phone now: Maria?
Maria, now more hysterical: I need you to get to the House of Mouse now because I just killed someone.
*Five minutes later, all three Heroes of Duckburg are descending upon the House of Mouse, along with Pilot, Storkules and Rosa, the last of whom is way too giddy without coffee at the prospect of hiding a body*
*Maria, standing in a corner of the kitchen, holding a marble rolling pin, which she uses to point at a prone form on the floor*
Gizmoduck: What happened?
Maria: I came in early to start my prep work and he came up behind me and I was rolling dough, and...
Darkwing: Wait. You hit him. With a rolling pin?
Pilot: You killed a guy with a rolling pin?
Maria, very hysterical now: It's marble!
Storkules: Why doth you have a rolling pin made of marble?
Maria: It's good for working with pastry dough!
Rosa, nodding approvingly: And for whacking intruders.
Duck Avenger, crouched beside the body: You guys want the good news or the bad news for us?
Gizmoduck: Good. Always good news first.
Duck Avenger: He ain't dead.
Darkwing: And the bad news?
Duck Avenger: This guy's gonna wish Maria had killed him with a rolling pin when we're done with him.
Rosa: So... I still get to hide a body?
Duck Avenger: If there's any body left to hide, yeah, he's all yours.
Duck Avenger: Maria's idiot of an ex-husband.
Long story short, Henry wanted to try to bully Maria into giving him money or something, and knew Maria worked at the House of Mouse and didn't want to run the risk of interacting with Gyro or Natasha or Abner at the Grotto. So Henry, in all his brilliance, thought that he should wait around the House of Mouse for Maria to come in early and talk to her alone there.
Huge mistake. Very painful mistake.
All Abner has to do after that is calmly inform Henry that he's been to prison before, and that he'd gladly walk right back in there if Henry doesn't stay the hell away from Maria and his kids, because prison is exactly where he's going to end up when he's done with Henry.
Cue Gyro and Natasha yelling that that isn't true, they know enough people and science so that Henry's body would never be found and no one will end up in prison. Abner simply smirks and tells Henry, "Well, I really don't have an excuse now." Henry books it out of there and is never seen or heard from again.
Like, he's still alive, but totally in disgrace, alone, and bitter.
