Jun 25, 2018
“Just feed him a bit of a Stringaling plant from the planet Kalamar and he’ll shrink down to your size!” Coran exclaimed. “Granted, Number One might also turn turquoise as a side-effect. And there’s a fifteen percent chance of his ears falling off, but that’s okay because there’s a forty percent chance of him growing a second head, so it’ll balance out. With the added bonus of there being more opportunities for showing your love for each other by passing germs via your oral orifices!”
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Never Ask The Peanut Gallery (https://archiveofourown.org/works/14367339)
