#d20 shitpost

[fruitfulchaos]

"the show is all about evan!" "all relationships revolve around evan!" "this person is stealing another person's spotlight!" i beg you to start watching adventuring party and maybe listen to how much they appreciate eachother and hype eachothers work up. touch grass

[user-without-a-cool-acronym]

can't wait for the eventual CloHo Time Quangle appearance and inevitable reveal that in addition to Lapin, Aguefort has also hooked up with Pappy

[ohwolfling]

Jujubee is looking at Brennan behind his DM screen the way you look across the bar at the first bartender who is supportive mean to you, the way you gaze through the window at the line cook who just gruffly handed you fries the time you cried at work. Like I just know she's envisioning herself as the supportive Queen of Kingdom D20. She's a single whispering NPC from saying she'll give him heirs.

[bounded-accuracy]

The funniest thing about the Buddy scene is knowing that him talking to the Applebees would have actually made things worse.

His art reads as Mormon, the Applebees read as mainline evangelical. Evangelicals view Mormons as a non-Christian cult. So while Buddy is technically in the same broad Helioic religion, the Applebees would think he’s also going to hell.

[redmaple-goblin]

My friends note on my notebook is so fabian seacaster

Tell me im wrong

[the-butter-churner]

i need to know what hob’s middle name is now

phrederick?

phlorian?

phranklin?

[user-without-a-cool-acronym]

I’ve come to make an announcement. Goldbeard the Pirate is a bitch ass Motherfucker, he pissed on our fucking brotherhood. That‘s right he took his clockwork fucking cogwheel dick out and he pissed on our fucking brotherhood, and he said his dick was „T H I S B I G“ and icsaid that‘s disgusting. So i‘m making a callout post on my Zumhara.com: Goldbeard you have a small dick. It‘s the size if this bullet, except WAY smaller. And guess what? here‘s what my Dong looks like [explosion sounds]

That‘s right Baby. All Brass, no wood, no copper — look at that, it looks like 2 balloons and a pipe. He fucked my Ex-Wife, so guess what i‘m gonna fuck the Straka. That‘s right this is what you get: MY SUPER BIANGLE PISS! Except i‘m not gonna piss on Zood, i‘m gonna go higher; I‘M PISSING IN ZERN! how do you like that, Ludmila!? I PISSED ON ZERN YOU IDIOT!

You have 24 hours before the Supergold D R O P L E T S hit fucking Zumhara. Now get out of my sight, before i piss on you too!

[user-without-a-cool-acronym]

Gladlands is currently airing in the world of ccod