#dabi shitpost

[b4bydo1l]

i literally refuse to believe Dabi is straight purely based on the fact that it would piss off dear old Endeavor if he knew his eldest son was fucking a dude-

and as we all know, nothing gets mr. crispy over here harder than pissing off his dear old dad <33

[boosyboo9206]

Dabi:

Dabi stans (including me, btw)

[tazzyz]

Dabi has like two types of energy and one of them is “i dislocated my arm while dabbing”. 

[unholytrinitytrio]

Tooot to to tooth toot 🥺

Bestie I felt that 😩

Please 🙄🙄 I bet he has all of the rare villagers too (Raymond, Judy, Audie etc) just to further spite Dabi

[catboy-dabi]

the duality of dabi

[explosionboigoboom]

You think you can hurt me? My comfort characters are Dabi and Bakugou.

[hisoknen]

so picture this: 

dabi rails you for hours filling you up with his cummies. when he’s done pumping full he tells you to hold it in. you desperately try to comply, holding your legs together tight. who knows what would happen if you disobeyed?  he comes back to the bedroom a few minutes later with a plate telling you to kneel on the bed. you look down in shock, there’s a toaster strudel on the plate and he’s telling you to push out his frosting and eat a snack

[unholytrinitytrio]

Head empty only sucky suck that cocky cock of his 💦😔😔