Wayne family on the red carpet playing beanboozled during a small side interview
Interviewer: [reading the flavors] “ok so… Damian you either have strawberry banana smoothie or dead fish”
Tim: [whispering loudly with fingers crossed] “pleasebedeadfishpleasebedeadfish]
Damian: [pops it in his mouth] “it’s the smoothie” [steps on Tim’s foot] “and why is it called dead fish? Aren’t fish typically dead when they’re consumed?”
Interviewer: “that’s a good question that I don’t have an answer for. Tim, spin the wheel and pick your bean”
Tim: [flick the spinner] “oh man, toasted marshmallow or stink bug. Bottoms up” [grimaces and spits it out] “oh god, oh god, how did they make that a flavor??”
Duke and Damian: [snickering]
Dick: ”my turn, let’s go” [flicks spinner] “ cappuccino or liver and onions. Oh gross” [puts the bean near his mouth before smiling innocently] “do I have to?”
Interviewer: [laughs] “yes, yes, you gotta!”
Dick: [dances on his toes before taking a deep breath and eating the candy] “oh thank god, it’s delicious”
Interviewer: “you’re safe now but I’ll make sure to have you play this again if we see each other”
Dick: “oh I’ll be ready”
Interviewer: “Duke ready to spin?”
Duke: [shy smile] “I guess” [spins] “blueberry or toothpaste, that’s not bad” [eats his bean] “it’s toothpaste”
Interviewer: [light teasing] “I think you should go again, that’s not fair”
Duke: [doing a victory dance] “I’ll take my loss as a win today, thank you”
Interviewer: “ok Mr. Wayne, it’s your turn. We can’t let the kids have all the fun”
Dick: [is a grown man, looks into the camera with a bitch what look]
Bruce: [smiling widely] “the old people need to be apart of the wild shenanigans”
Tim: “please don’t embarrass us, B”
Interviewer: “oh! You like to embarrass your kids?”
Bruce: “it’s a hobby of mine. They’re annoyed when I make twits on twee— Twitter!” [laughs at himself]
Duke: [wants to set himself on fire]
Bruce: “ok let’s do this” [shit spin] “oh that was a bad spin”
Damian: [mumbles] “you should’ve worn your glasses”
Bruce: “shh” [spins] “ok buttered popcorn or rotten egg. I don’t want either of those” [takes bean]
Interviewer: “1 2 3 go”
Bruce: [chews it and swallows]
Interviewer: “buttered popcorn?”
Bruce: [shakes head] “no, it was rotten eggs”
Interviewer: “you didn’t have to swallow it!”
Bruce: [waves her off] “spitters are quitters” [eyes widen and face turns beet red] “oh sh—“ [looks at his kids expressions]
Duke: [slowly turns his head to make eye contact]
Tim: [leaning down trying to stop himself from laughing too loud]
Dick: [looks like he might murder Bruce]
Damian: [is a bastard child] “what does that mean, papa?”
Bruce: [is sweating bullets] “I think we need to move along, thank you for the game. Come on boys”
