#dad meme

[funnyfiasco]

When Dad gives you the ultimate challenge

[robinmidfellow]

[themosthatedbeingg]

Dad, why did you have to send Lucifier to hell?

God: - They stare down at the grey face trying to be careful not to overwhelm them with their very presence- “ it was the only option save for killing them but they were still to useful to do that, and Lucifer and their Ilk needed a new dwelling . “

[witchyw0m4n]

i wish i had dad lore

[alienkitty259]

[caudachroma]

i think about this all the time. the casual way he steamrolls right over it. he doesn’t even ask what for. what time you thinking i might pick you up saturday. this is absolutely a great way to show people what it was like to raise me. i could be going to chernobyl.

[lightning-of-kharlan]

((Dad - an embarrassing childhood moment?))

"I'm not in the habit of supplying blackmail material, you know." Though the contents of his sketchbook might, to the casual observer, occasionally suggest otherwise.

"...I had a friend, when Yuan was young. Matteo. He was a model for one of my paintings, and we...kept in touch. A half-elf, originally from Palmacosta. So he had quite a...colorful outlook on language and the way words could be fit together. I had to tell him to tone it down when Yuan swore on a bit of Celcius' anatomy that he ought not have known about at four years old."

He chuckles. "To this day, I think he still swears by 'Sylph's tailfeathers.' But that was one he learned from me."

[articwolfclawartist]

Fathers shouldn’t be allowed to text