#dad really?

[auadhdwildcards]

Me: *telling my dad I struggle with human interaction*

My dad: here read this, it worked for me

The book:

Pragmatics of human communication: a study of interactional patters, pathologies and paradoxes.

Me: *squints* did you just? Give me research materials? Like I haven't been researching how to communicate my entire life?

[queerlyloni]

My dad told me the only reasons I could have to possibly throw up are either that I smoke too much weed or I’m pregnant.

I’ve never even…

I’m so…

[jaxximax]

Dad: I've got some hard hitting questions to ask you.

Me: about college? ' cause I haven't -

Dad: No, about the new Zelda. When is coming out?

Me: Next year Dad.

Dad: This is bullshit.

[germandelights]

I got off work early today because we were really slow and my dad wasn't home at the time. After a few hours pass he comes upstairs and hey, there I am! He stares at me for a good minute before asking, "When did you get home?!" (He was for shizzal shocked) I just looked up at him and replied with, "I'm a ninja."

[iridescentoracle]

i don't even know what part of that is funniest wow

[dumasaphobicpoet]

My dad really just called me down stairs to watch a karate movie. Not with him, but so I can tell him what happened after he gets done with his shower.

[thethuggiest1left-blog]

Dad: what's that word you used to describe those girls in the record store?

Me: ...

Dad: not gangster...rapster?

Me: you mean hipster?

Dad: yeah

Me: //dies

[accidentallyfangirling]

ok, so......no sleep for me, then. Again. And again.

let's see if 3 days will be enough to make me crash