I'm Here But You Don't See Me

I write. I observe. I react. I do things. Overall, I'm fairly average. Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no awkward bits of information that make you doubt asking in the first place . . . But I'm totally okay with you asking.

[64mpg]

if i do something wrong they kill me

[64mpg]

[dumasaphobicpoet]

My dorm is basically set up.

My roommate is chill.

Her friends are chill.

Everything is chill.

[dumasaphobicpoet]

my my, how vastly mistaken I was

[dumasaphobicpoet]

Activity says this account is 13 years old - couldn't tell you the last time I signed into it though. Maybe 7-8 years?

[mythicalpuss]

if you’re black I want you to take up as much space as you need to…today, tomorrow and everyday after

[everythingfox]

“House dog brings home and rescues a stray kitten”

(Source)

[glitterystarseed]

My heart

[harmonic-motion]

Come with me, lil dude!  You gotta meet these nice people I live with!

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

This era was a hot mess and it was everything.

[kesus-deactivated20180911]

Lemonade (2016)

[blackmodel]

i hate this so much

[dankmemeuniversity]

[love-personal]

[lordchainsaw-deactivated2022041]

the 60′s spidey animated television series was truly a gift

[theapatheticstag]

lit af

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

she was gettin it

[speremint]

why am i allowed to draw

[pearltiare]

when Alina Baraz said “I’m not asking for too much, I’m asking the wrong motherfucker” I really felt that

[theblasianbarbie]

im sick of having crushes its time for the tables to turn and ppl to have crushes on me!!!!!

[pumpkinylink]

Do non-americans realize that the United States is literally just a bunch of countries in a trench coat that agreed to be semi-nice to each other in order to sneak into the Big Boy Club? Because let’s be honest that’s just what the USA is

[pumpkinylink]

The rest of the world: So… you’re a big country?

The states, standing on each other’s shoulders: Y- yes,,,

[pumpkinylink]

I love how everyone who’s reblogged this hasn’t added anything on or tagged anything on it. They’re all just like “Yeah. That’s it. That’s the entire United States summed up in one post-”

[words-writ-in-starlight]

#oh my god is THAT why you guys are so weird

Yeah 100%

[b1s3xualm00n]

Don’t let these tags die omfg

[shieldmaiden19]

10/10 can confirm

[aces-to-apples]

absolutely bonkers that my own tags have crossed my dash like this more than fifteen reblogs after i wrote them

[deerladydisdain]

I moved to another state. 30 minutes away. My family acts like I betrayed them and can’t understand my life choices. It’s completely different way of life, especially during covid. Completely different country.

[bluecrowne]

every single fucking time one of those articles of “things europeans find weird about america” complains that sales tax isn’t included

states set the sales tax!!! it’s literally different across state lines!!! american retailers can’t add it bc they’d have to account for 50 different prices!!!!!!!

[capriceandwhimsy]

It gets even more insane! California’s clean air standards for cars and other such things are so much higher than everyone else’s! So if a car manufacturer in Detroit wants to sell their damn cars in California, they need to build their cars to California clean air standards. But retooling an assembly line and car design to have some cars meet California clean air standards, while building others to other clean air standards is a lot of work, so car manufacturers all over the country have to build all their cars to California clean air standards.

Which is why California went into an uproar earlier this year when the Federal Government tried to argue that states can’t set their own environmental guidelines! “Fuck you!” says California, “we remember Los Angeles in the 80s, how bad the smog gets, go pollute your own damn air over in your own damn state where there isn’t a thermal inversion layer to trap all the smog down near ground level!”

“But you’re making it soooo haaaaaard to sell our cars everywhere else!” they whine.

“Fuck you!” California shouts. “And while we’re at it, we don’t give a shit what you say, Mister President, we’re gonna open our damn states when we’re good and ready, and our friends Nevada, Oregon, Colorado, and Washington State agree! Also, we’ve decided to legalize weed!”

“But the Federal Government says it’s illegal!” shouts the other states.

“Fuck you, we make the drug laws in our state, and we say toke up!”

“Now, hang on!” shouts the Federal government. “You can legalize weed in your state, but all banks are federal agencies, so if your weed dispensaries set up bank accounts, those accounts have money from illegal practices in it and are subject to seizure by the federal government!”

“FINE!” shouts California. “Hey, weed guys, you can keep selling weed, but you can only deal in cash!”

“How the fuck is that supposed to work!?”

“I DON’T FUCKING KNOW, TAKE IT UP WITH DC!”

“By the way, if you’re gay married elsewhere, we won’t recognize it,” mutters Texas.

“OH FUCK YOUUUUUUU!” 

And so it goes and so it goes…

[quousque]

“What’s sales tax?” says Montana. “What’s road maintainence?” “also what’s a speed limit?”

[youcancallmeaddy]

[bjurnberg]

[shuhvon]

[symphonicseauxl]

Today is going to be a good day. Claiming that