Slenderman
Is it just me or does Slenderman have that ‘tired dad’ energy? So like he gets home from work and...
Jeff is teaching Sally to cuss
LJ is in the corner crying because Sally told him to and I quote “Go fuck yourself”
Toby is singing screaming Miley Cyrus’s wrecking ball at the top of his lungs off key as fuuuuuuu...
Hoodie is physically holding Masky back from decking Toby
Jane is in the kitchen doing her nails while ignoring all the bullshit
Eyeless Jack is sitting on the couch while staring blankly into space looking back on his life and wondering how tf he ended up here
And Ben is being a little gremlin and hanging from the ceiling fan as it spins also screeching wrecking ball
All Slenderman wants is to take a nap and actually have a clean house for once. Those kids don’t clean a dang thing smh.