#dad what

[3cheerzforvenom]

DAD WHAT??!!

[octav4rium]

Things my dad has said about metallica /megadeth(and dave) that make me question him even more

"Cliffs carrer flattened out real quick"

"Lars probably got railed a time or two"

"Kirk sounds like he's 2"

"Dave mustaine is so ugly not even lars would fuck him"

"Who's the peter puffer on the right beside f@g"

"Who's the guy with the white shorts is that Dave's boyfriend"

[sharkskenfly]

My dad just said, and I quote, “if I ever saw Drew, I’d have to do it. They’d take me to jail but I’d have to do it.” Talking about rubbing his head like pregame reavo im DYING

[smallratboy]

me: *buys a Three Cheers CD*

my dad: oh i think i have that cd somewhere!

me:

[chickensgod]

Regarding a recent event

[seita]

I'm thinking about dad bod osamu...

[artemiss-draws]

I introduced my dad to John Mulaney and he's now sending me clips that even I haven't seen

[datura-foxglove]

Dazai placing a mistletoe on the ceiling. Dazai calling Atsushi over. Dazai telling Atsushi to look up. Natsume walking away with a mistletoe in his mouth.

Dazai produced another mistletoe from his pocket in retaliation and lifted it above their heads before stealing a kiss from Atsushi.

Atsushi, with blushing face, snorted at how his boyfriend and his dad hissing at each other. “You know you can just ask for a kiss, Dazai-san. You don’t need a mistletoe.”