Welcome To Hell

Bear, he/him, 19 This is my main blog for all sorts of shitposting and fanfic. If you know me irl, no you don’t

[smallratboy]

Welcome to my blog!!

If you like what you see, you can also find me at VAMPIRE_T33TH on ao3

Have a snack while you’re here! Enjoy your stay🧡

Masterlist below the cut!

Masterlist

Joaquin Phoenix Characters💜

Fred Hechinger Characters 🧡

Joseph Quinn Characters 💙

Christian Bale Characters ❤️

The Long Walk 💚

Miscellaneous🖤

More to come!!

Request Rules

[duketod]

[kymeira]

[jinjeriffic]

Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance

[elkian]

*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign(s)

[bronzeplates]

an extra gift for yall. ill tell you now, we aint getting anything like this is the comic for a WHILE

close ups \/

[apufferfishy]

"Don't you get tired of reading the same scenarios of BloodyMary fanfic again and again?"

No.

60% of all Bloodymary fanfic: Grace and Rocky find a submarine floating in space...

Me: A SUBMARINE? tell me more

60% of all Bloodymary fanfic: Simon iron lung is there

Me: omg Simon iron lung is there

[segamascott]

[blazeofbones]

Happy Pride Month

[labsom]

Bloodymary canon. Statement.

A little close-up

[elliesmoth]

When he starts to cum all over your mouth- GUNSHOT

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 19

Poseidon (Epic the Musical)

Danny Motta (YouTube)

Remaining time: 4 days 19 hours

Poseidon art is by @neal-illustrator

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Updated picture

[monsterritory]

It's evolving

[tim-official]

that poll going around of the guy who thought "people only eat tofu as a bit because they're deranged vegans" or whatever really crystalizes something that i have never been able to precisely say - which is "a nonzero fraction of people who start picky-eater discourse just happen to precisely hate those foods which are not from north america and refuse to introspect on this whatsoever"

[tim-official]

In contrast some people say "there aren't any picky eaters in Asia 🙄" but this is laughably untrue. I have a cousin in India who refused until his 20s to eat anything in a sauce. as you can imagine in India this was difficult. he basically had to pick things out of curry and wipe them dry

[bobcat-pie]

[hollowedskin]

[weterpete]

Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches

[spookyscarysnails]

[giragirameganedan]

[crackshipsandregret]

What should Grace name the baby? I'll make a poll based on the suggestions to this post :3

[elliesmoth]

A man created by women >>>

[nugbrownies]