#dadam

[pennysucks]

Yeah I think Abel is officially a hyperfixation, expect more of him I love him 🙂‍↕️

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#147 NOT INFRONT OF HIS PIE-

Human fighters(-Adam)* sitting down after you cleaned what he is going to wear to the fight, and now you bring him a sports drink and orange slices* You bring us sustenance while we are hard at work, Y/n. That's what I appreciate about you

Y/n*Chuckles at the comment, handing him his fill of cold drink is mostly teasing*Is that what you appreciate about me?~

Adam: What else is th-

Human fighters: YOUR CHILD IS HOT-THEY'RE HOT!? THERE I SAID IT!?-

Human fighters*Proceeds to run away, blushing as he feels Adam's piercing gaze follow him*I SAID IT!?!, REGRET NOTHING!!!... I REGRET NOOOTHING!?!

Adam:....

Y/n:...

[tedbearbelly]

That moment when some bitch mom at your kid’s school says some underhanded shit about your kid.

[imkinglesbian]

Dearest Dadam fans

Please make art of Adam hiding Abel in his feathers

LIKE THIS. PLEASE. I WILL SELL YOU MY SOUL I NEED THIS I NEED IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Artist: (lunesov/Lunestra on TikTok)

[gravehagmilk]

That kid fucks

[bunny-is-cute]

Abel: *existing in Heaven as his cheerful, happy, carefree self*

Adam: Pfft. He’s a pussy.

Lute: Agreed Sir. He is a pussy.

Adam: *turns to her angrily* Hey fuck you bitch! That’s my boy!

[toiletpudding]

Best seat in the house.

[second-radio]

Don't you think Lucifer is being a bit controlling towards you, Abel?

Abel: *shrugs* I just assume that’s how all parents are like. I mean, he is a tad… clingy. But if I really didn’t mind it, I would say something. In truth it’s kinda nice to have a parent even tolerate my existence.

Adam: *dropped his jaw, along with his plate, as he heard his son say that*

Abel: Dad what are you doing? This isn’t necessary!

Adam: *carrying Abel like a fussy toddler on his hip* YES I DO! We gotta do some bonding since apparently I’m a shitty dad and you think I hate you!!!

Abel: But you do, don’t you?

Adam: *tearing up dramatically* OF COURSE I DON’T YOU’RE MY PRIDE AND JOY GODDAMNIT! Now come on, it’s Christmas and we’re going to cook up my famous ribs!