Apollo: *sighs*
Nymph 1: What's wrong my Lord?
Apollo: Oh darling, I'm famished
Nymph 2: We can bring out some nourishment !
Nymph 2: Ambrosia? Some delicacies? Or something more physical?
Apollo: ... No I'm craving something else
(Something crashes into a window)
(It's Y/n)
Y/n: Damn it Artemis! I said "Throw a rock" not me!!
Apollo: *instantly beams*
Apollo: Finally my meal is here!
Y/n: What the-*you're lifted over his shoulder and he ran off to a more private area*
(In the distance)
Artemis: I'll be back to collect them back at 9 am!!
Artemis: ... Hopefully Y/n won't be too mad
(two days later, you cursed her arrows to turn into wet noodles when used)
(on the first day you had to recover from a night at Apollo's home)
(on the second one, Artemis has yet to get you and you had to make a getaway from a clingy sun god)
