#ror incorrect quotes

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Best Christmas idea ever

Lü Bu, Raiden, Qin Shi Huang, Leonidas, Rasputin, Nostradamus : Here's a fun Christmas idea. We'll hang mistletoe but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is underneath. Adam, Eve, Jack, Brunhilde : We are not doing that. To Tam : Mistlefoe. Buddha, Simo, Kojiro, Nikola, Kintoki : To Tam, no- Soji Okita, sitting in the corner : To Tam, yes !

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Mommy

Nostradamus, with a headache : Advil me up, mommy. To Tam : I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

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Stars

Simo : The stars are so beautiful… To Tam : They're just giant balls of gas. Simo : You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- To Tam : And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Simo : Oh…

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People

To Tam : Simo, what do you call people you go out with but don’t try to sleep with ? Simo : …People ?

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7 deadly sins

To Tam : I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes. Simo : Wow, I've gotta hear this. To Tam : I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share. Simo : You forgot pride. To Tam : No, I'm pretty proud of this.

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Introvert's crushes...

To Tam : My crush isn’t picking up on my hints. Simo : What hints have you given him ? To Tam, staring at Simo insistently : Well, I think about him a lot. To Tam : And sometimes I even think about talking to him.

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Lobster

Nostradamus : Last week, To Tam tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".

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P. E. R. V. E. R. T.

To Tam : The first one moving is a PERVERT ! Loki : *dancing the macarena* Raiden : *boxing in the void* Rasputin : *runs throughout the room* To Tam :

Me : HEEEEYY MACARENA