"Do bodies decompose in space?"
"What?" Huey, startled, looked up from his science paper.
Donald blinked. He hadn't realised he'd spoken.
"I was just thinking out loud." Donald poured some batter into the waffle iron for 'Breakfast-at-Dinner' dinner.
"But it's a good question. Hm. Let me check the JWG." The eight-year-old slid out of the booth and ran to retrieve his precious guide book from his backpack.
"Huey, I don't think that'll have the answer-"
"Page 163: 'Your Body In Space:' "
"I stand corrected."
" 'If you happen to journey beyond the planet be sure to stay safe. If you were to leave your spacesuit and ship while in space then you would die very quickly. So don't do it. There is no oxygen in space, so you would have nothing to breath and would quickly suffocate. Interestingly, decomposition would take thousands or even millions of years, that's the length of time in which the dinosaurs lived and died (pg 86). But bones will last almost indefinitely, as we know from fossils (pg 87) You would not, however, freeze straight away, contrary to what many movies show, despite the extremely cold temperatures; heat does not leave the body quickly enough for you to freeze before you suffocate, what a pleasant thought. Of course, if your body happens to fall into a planet, it would be melted from the inside out by the extreme heat of re-entry into the atmosphere, not unlike a meteorite. Be safe astronauts!' That's so cool! I'm gonna add that to my report. I'll get a gold star for sure!" Huey jumped back into his chair and started furiously copying from the JWG.
Donald pried the slightly burned waffles out with a fork and laid them on a plate, then pored in the next batch. He focused on the positives from this new information. He didn't have to think of her as bones anymore to avoid any other possibilities. Well, as long as nothing had happened to her spacesuit and if she hadn't sustained any injuries that had cut through the suit, letting air out a-
"Why'd you wanna know?" Huey was looking up with his 'I smell a mystery' look. He usually found it.
"It's just something I've been wondering about for a long time."
"Why?"
"Because...well, I guess space is just so big and mysterious. It's always been hard for me to understand it. Why it does what it does. I thought maybe if I knew what would happen to a person in space I might understand it better. But once...I thought of that question I got too scared of the answer. It's a creepy thought, right?"
Huey creased his eyebrows and looked at the tabletop. "Yeah. I wanna go to space and discover aliens and planets and new rocks, but I don't want that to happen to me. It's scary."
Donald quickly wrapped his oldest nephew in a hug. "It sure is scary. Space is big and cold and empty. But if I ever let you go to space I'll be there so nothing bad will happen to you."
"You will?"
"Of course! I won't let it hurt you."
"And I won't let it hurt you!"
"I know, I know. You'd be brave. You'd be very brave."
"You'd be too, Unca."
"I'll try, but I'm not very brave."
"That's okay. I can be brave for you."
Donald closed his eyes and hugged Huey closer. "You won't need to. We're staying right here, where we belong. No one's gonna have to be brave. No one. Not while we're together."
"That's silly. We've always gotta be brave sometimes."
"That's right. You're a real smart boy, you know that Hue?"
"I do. I also know that our waffles are burning."
"That's okay. I'll take care of that while you call for pizza. Think you know how to do that?"
"Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!" He excitedly wiggled out of his uncle's arms and ran into his bedroom.
"DEWEY! LOUIE! GUESS WHAT WE'RE HAVING FOR DINNER!?!?! PIZZAAAAAA!!!!!!!"
There was joyful, excited screaming from his boys, but all Donald could think was how no one can hear your screams from space.